Posted by PhoenixRising
I'm irritated again. Why? Becasue these f*ckin birds feel it necessary to make small talk. All the time. 2 hour meeting has yet to begin....
Hens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck....I had the most wonderful dinner at..."
Me: *death stare. Start the f*cking meeting already*
Head Hen: "I'm so happy the weather has improved. It's so hot!"
Me: *impassive. I hope you burn to a cinder under the Sun's rays. Start the godd*mn meeting!...*
Kiss ass Hen: "This weekend, the girls and I are going to the farmers market..."
Me: *eyes glaze over. Grab mug, get up to leave*
Kiss Ass Hen: "Oh, I think we're going to start the meeting soon"
Me: *gives my best 'you wasted my time with all this bullsh*t small talk, so f*ck you' smirk.* "I'll be back before it starts. I'm sure."
*Cluck away Hens. Cluck away*
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Is it me or can the Aqua board go from Unicorns to Psycho in 3.2 seconds? Lawd / vent
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Fellow Stingers -
What would you do, if you became an unwilling witness of a woman cheating on her husband ?
Posted by PhoenixRising
TLS, you always have the best avi.
Posted by PhoenixRising
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.
Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by PhoenixRising
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.
I see you are enjoying the song, PR.![]()
How about a toast to them douch? bags, assholes, scumbags, and jerk offs (laced theirs with a special extra-something, cyanide)?
A drink, dear fellow Stinger?click to expand
Posted by LilliLou
Non virgin over here pretty please with sugar on top!!!
a. I don't know why being a scorp woman means that you look like you have your shit together while in your head you are standing there going what the samhill am I going to stuff up/ bullshit my way out of next
b. I need to attend a shop-a-holics meeting
c. I FUCKING HATE winter
d. do you ladies like my hair short?? Do I look like a soccer mom??
e. where is the wine already
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Stinger women....We are fabulous
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Stinger women....We are fabulous
F*ck the modesty. Especially in here.
Kiwi, shut it. You look amazing sweetie.click to expand
Posted by FrostAndBite
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three.![]()
Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?
Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?
Posted by Nemilicious
bunch of wet panties (who needs panties?), heavy petting, promises, lies, sarcasm and eyerolling going on in here. glad to see NOTHING had changed. xoxo
Posted by FrostAndBite
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three.![]()
Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?
Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?
Posted by LilliLou
Oh my sainted aunt! Hi Nem!!!!
TLS & PR, gosh you ladies are adorbs, thanks
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.
Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
Posted by LilliLouPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.
Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
Aww. It's a tough one. Being in control even when so irritated you could stab someone because you know that one you start you might never stop!
I'm off to get my hair done. You should go get your nails done or a massage? But that could be my Venus bits talkingclick to expand
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
This dear Lady. This.click to expand
Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
This dear Lady. This.
PR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.click to expand
Posted by enfant_terrible
Hi stingers,
Posted by PhoenixRising
Exo posted a few days ago. She's may be out enjoying Jerkfest or the Taste of the Danforth. They are festivals in Toronto. I went to Jerkfest yesterday. Great food, music, lots of people. Great day.
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
This dear Lady. This.
PR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.
Hmph. Out of all of the sexual and negative driven stereotypes that are listed to describe Scorps why isn't "they have the amazing ability to put on a pair of beautiful stilettos and keep it moving instead of shoving it straight up your arse when you royally piss them off " on the list?
Awards should be given.click to expand
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