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This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by TheLadyScorpio on Monday, April 29, 2013 and has 3877 replies.
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*sing* "...you can say I'm hard to hold, but if you knew me you'd know...Feet on ground, heart in hand, facing forward..."
*sing* "For the life of me
I can not remember...
What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise..."
From the moment I saw you
There was something about you
Just from the look in your eyes
I knew I wanted to stay
How you were licking your lips
I could tell you we're danger
Babe you're the type of boy
Not even love can change
So I know I should leave
But I'm not ready to go
About to ride that wave
Got me in your zone
Caught up in that undertow
Baby you already know
I know I should leave
But something won't let go
Caught up in that undertow
Baby you already know
I know I should leave
But something won't let go
Now when I'm around
You get a little nervous
And it's understood
Cause you're in my zone
It's getting hard to breathe
It feels like nothing can save ya
And I don't want it to seem
Like I already know
You're caught up in that undertow
Baby I already know
You know you should leave
But something won't let go
You're caught up in that undertow
Baby I already know
You know you should leave
But something won't let go
When I hear myself speak
I don't know what I'm saying
I know I'm losing my cool
And I don't want it to show
I'm trying to make it even
Boy you got me off balance
Guess we're both used to being in control
We're caught up in that undertow
Baby I already know
We know we should leave
But something won't let go
We're caught up in that undertow
Baby I already know
We know we should leave
But something won't let go...
I'm irritated again. Why? Becasue these f*ckin birds feel it necessary to make small talk. All the time. 2 hour meeting has yet to begin....
Hens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck....I had the most wonderful dinner at..."
Me: *death stare. Start the f*cking meeting already*
Head Hen: "I'm so happy the weather has improved. It's so hot!"
Me: *impassive. I hope you burn to a cinder under the Sun's rays. Start the godd*mn meeting!...*
Kiss ass Hen: "This weekend, the girls and I are going to the farmers market..."
Me: *eyes glaze over. Grab mug, get up to leave*
Kiss Ass Hen: "Oh, I think we're going to start the meeting soon"
Me: *gives my best 'you wasted my time with all this bullsh*t small talk, so f*ck you' smirk.* "I'll be back before it starts. I'm sure."
*Cluck away Hens. Cluck away*
Posted by PhoenixRising
I'm irritated again. Why? Becasue these f*ckin birds feel it necessary to make small talk. All the time. 2 hour meeting has yet to begin....
Hens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck....I had the most wonderful dinner at..."
Me: *death stare. Start the f*cking meeting already*
Head Hen: "I'm so happy the weather has improved. It's so hot!"
Me: *impassive. I hope you burn to a cinder under the Sun's rays. Start the godd*mn meeting!...*
Kiss ass Hen: "This weekend, the girls and I are going to the farmers market..."
Me: *eyes glaze over. Grab mug, get up to leave*
Kiss Ass Hen: "Oh, I think we're going to start the meeting soon"
Me: *gives my best 'you wasted my time with all this bullsh*t small talk, so f*ck you' smirk.* "I'll be back before it starts. I'm sure."
*Cluck away Hens. Cluck away*



PR, oh PR.
Your little stories are priceless.
I shall quote this in case you bury and hide them. . . yet again.

[laughs]
I wish I posted my Taurus man problem here instead if on the Taurus board. Those Taurus woman are just narrow minded about sex. Scorpios don't get jealous of each other.
I really think there are many Scorpio haters. They're just jealous.
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Is it me or can the Aqua board go from Unicorns to Psycho in 3.2 seconds? Lawd / vent

Fellow Stingers -

What would you do, if you became an unwilling witness of a woman cheating on her husband ?
Elle and PR - Hmm, very thoughtful responses. Thank you. I shall ponder over it.
Elle and PR - Hmm, very thoughtful responses. Thank you. I shall ponder over it.
Typos. I'm typing and walking.
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Fellow Stingers -

What would you do, if you became an unwilling witness of a woman cheating on her husband ?


Meh. Not my business. I don't know what has/hasn't been discussed and agreed upon between two people while their heads are on their pillow at night. Sharing body fluids with strangers may be their thing. I know a couple that enjoyed involving a third party in their marriage. She would pick a young man that she wanted to screw and invite him over while her husband watched. It worked for them. I was even approach by a couple once. Reversed scenerio. She wanted to watch while he did things she couldn't bring herself to do---she had interesting sexual hang ups and beliefs about "perversion". I passed.
I don't judge and wouldn't share feedback if I saw it. The only time I would intervene is when the person has asked for support to sort out the issue and leave the affair. I may get a little riled up if the person tries to come at it from a "oops I just happened to fall on his d*ck/slipped into her va jay jay" approach. Please. Address it from a honest place and I will provide the appropriate feedback, which is usually along the lines of being fair to the other party that has put their faith in the cheating party.
Don't involve me in your deceit though (e.g. "Oh I was with Phoenix hanging out). I won't air out your dirty laundry because I don't believe in betraying confidence for any reason, but you've crossed a line you can't step over again. The friendship would be over. I don't appreciate people dragging me into drama.
I know it's rude when I ignored you, but sometimes...
I just don't feel like responding.
I simply have nothing to say.
I'm over it.
I see you're more focused on being right than hearing me.
It's not the right time.
I'm lost for words.
I have too many words to say.
I will blow this relationship to dust and step over it without blinking an eye if I say what I want to say.
I will be vulnerable.
So it's best you simply think I'm being rude....the truth is rarely accepted as such.
*leaves some chocolate for Fox*
TLS, you always have the best avi.
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.
Posted by PhoenixRising
TLS, you always have the best avi.



Why, thank you. Whereas PR, you always have the best words to quote.
Posted by PhoenixRising
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.




I see you are enjoying the song, PR. Smug


How about a toast to them douch? bags, assholes, scumbags, and jerk offs (laced theirs with a special extra-something, cyanide)?
A drink, dear fellow Stinger? Drinks
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by PhoenixRising
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.

Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.




I see you are enjoying the song, PR. Smug


How about a toast to them douch? bags, assholes, scumbags, and jerk offs (laced theirs with a special extra-something, cyanide)?
A drink, dear fellow Stinger? Drinks
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I thought the song was fitting given the threads on the board as of late. But yes, *clink glass with the Lady* I will share a (virgin) drink with you.
Non virgin over here pretty please with sugar on top!!!

a. I don't know why being a scorp woman means that you look like you have your shit together while in your head you are standing there going what the samhill am I going to stuff up/ bullshit my way out of next

b. I need to attend a shop-a-holics meeting

c. I FUCKING HATE winter

d. do you ladies like my hair short?? Do I look like a soccer mom??

e. where is the wine already Crying
Posted by LilliLou
Non virgin over here pretty please with sugar on top!!!

a. I don't know why being a scorp woman means that you look like you have your shit together while in your head you are standing there going what the samhill am I going to stuff up/ bullshit my way out of next

b. I need to attend a shop-a-holics meeting

c. I FUCKING HATE winter

d. do you ladies like my hair short?? Do I look like a soccer mom??

e. where is the wine already Crying



Well hello there Lilli, here is your drink. Drinks

You look absolutely stunning, I was in fact going to comment so. The thought passed my mind prior to my viewing of your post here. It suits you and no, you hardly look like a "soccer mom". The hair style looks very refreshing and it places emphasis on your glowing facial features.


In regards, to Stinger women seemingly pulling off everything. Why, the world simply trails far behind and slow on the uptake. In other words - We are fabulous. /saidinjest


Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Stinger women....We are fabulous

F*ck the modesty. Especially in here.

Kiwi, shut it. You look amazing sweetie.
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Stinger women....We are fabulous

F*ck the modesty. Especially in here.

Kiwi, shut it. You look amazing sweetie.
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Hah why PR, that was my intention. You drove my point home, even if one of us were to be modest another would see right through it. Tongue

We are Fabulous.
Oh my sainted aunt! Hi Nem!!!!

TLS & PR, gosh you ladies are adorbs
Posted by FrostAndBite
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three. Confused

Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?

Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?


only leo's!

there was a virgo who danced around the point but never stuck his neck out... Confused
Posted by Nemilicious
bunch of wet panties (who needs panties?), heavy petting, promises, lies, sarcasm and eyerolling going on in here. glad to see NOTHING had changed. xoxo



Ah dear Nem, my favourite mermaid. Welcome back. xo
Posted by FrostAndBite
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three. Confused

Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?

Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?



Yes, I have had to deal with the uncanny ability of having past individuals wandering back into my life but they never get to wander back for long. For I always ensure the moment to be as curt and short as possible.

Frankly Frosts, consider yourself lucky to have dodged those bullets, the rest of us are not half as fortunate.
Posted by LilliLou
Oh my sainted aunt! Hi Nem!!!!

TLS & PR, gosh you ladies are adorbs, thanks



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It's Caribana...



"...So you can sit and stay, but I don't care what you say
But I come to get on bad, so do my get in my way
You can bant on mas, but dis year I come to play
Cause I only have two days!

I come to here to drip, I come here to whine, I come to fête and enjoy the line
Wit me friends and neighbahs,
Drink rum---no chassah!
I going to jump, I going to wave
Going to galavant on de stage
Tis carnival and no way I stayin' home. No!

I out on de road
Drippin so and so
Girls going down low and we not going home
I out in de street
Whinning to de beat
Monday and Tueday,
Baby, if you lookin' for meh
I out on de ro-oh-oh-oh-d, de ro-oh-oh-oh-d..."

*wave flag* Deuces!!!

Have a great weekend Scorps!
When did the board become a emotional support group for air signs? Jesus f*ck.

Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.

Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.

Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.

Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.

Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).


Aww. It's a tough one. Being in control even when so irritated you could stab someone because you know that one you start you might never stop!

I'm off to get my hair done. You should go get your nails done or a massage? But that could be my Venus bits talking Winking
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

This dear Lady. This.
Posted by LilliLou
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.

Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.

Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).


Aww. It's a tough one. Being in control even when so irritated you could stab someone because you know that one you start you might never stop!

I'm off to get my hair done. You should go get your nails done or a massage? But that could be my Venus bits talking Winking
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Shoes, dear Lilli, Shoes. Although I must say I approve of your Venus bits talking, let them talk. Winking

What did you do with your hair? Did you get a new cut?
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

This dear Lady. This.
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PR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.
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Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

This dear Lady. This.



PR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.
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Hmph. Out of all of the sexual and negative driven stereotypes that are listed to describe Scorps why isn't "they have the amazing ability to put on a pair of beautiful stilettos and keep it moving instead of shoving it straight up your arse when you royally piss them off " on the list?

Awards should be given.
Hi stingers,


What happened to Exo?
here you are lady

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the red is much brighter in the daylight.

Shoes... Glorious SHOES!!! you know I love me some pretty heels too...
I did buy a cute apple green pencil skirt on the weekend too Big Grin
Posted by enfant_terrible
Hi stingers,




Lol.
Exo posted a few days ago. She's may be out enjoying Jerkfest or the Taste of the Danforth. They are festivals in Toronto. I went to Jerkfest yesterday. Great food, music, lots of people. Great day.
Cute Kiwi Big Grin
ta lady!

hi you sneaky wee leo! you strutting around in your birthday suit again??
Posted by PhoenixRising
Exo posted a few days ago. She's may be out enjoying Jerkfest or the Taste of the Danforth. They are festivals in Toronto. I went to Jerkfest yesterday. Great food, music, lots of people. Great day.


"Jerk" fest...Hilarious! Winking
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

This dear Lady. This.



PR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.

Hmph. Out of all of the sexual and negative driven stereotypes that are listed to describe Scorps why isn't "they have the amazing ability to put on a pair of beautiful stilettos and keep it moving instead of shoving it straight up your arse when you royally piss them off " on the list?

Awards should be given.
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Yes, yes and yes.


Merely because we carry off a calm demeanour as well as we do, those who are not in their right minds (which is most individuals), they tend to push on every single button possible as if they have no other care in the world. When in fact, we are simply tolerating them with a wish to keep the world moving and to finish our day on as positive a note as we can. They tend not to know any better, until we have but blown, having obliterated them and incinerated them. Off they then go, to whinge and whine about how horrible these Stinger creatures are. Reach what you sow, I dare say.


It is no wonder we get the reputation that we do, and the stereotypes to follow. Do not push our upper limit and we will all be happy.

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