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Omg this thread is bananas. 
Posted by NeurotoxinPosted by Xin
Omg this thread is bananas.
You know you like it...click to expand
Yeah I do. I won't lie! LOL!
Been reading it all spying on you scorpions from my perch *popcorn*
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Feeling nostalgic.
Posted by Xin
Omg this thread is bananas.
That was the point, nothing is ever really 'normal' in DXP=land anyways
Posted by Neurotoxin
Enough kittens!
Why all the hate for kittens? I sense a traumatic story behind this post (
)Posted by NeurotoxinPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by Neurotoxin
Enough kittens!
Why all the hate for kittens? I sense a traumatic story behind this post (
You're only helping fuel my addiction to that "Too Cute" show on Animal Planetclick to expand
Another fellow addict here, you are not alone my friend.
Title: Crusty Scorp Being Crusty... and Supportive
Setting: Religious Cancer invite four of her fav gals (Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus and Crusty Scorp) to a religious social event where she will be performing. Crusty Scorp has not been to church in a ???million?? years and is not very fond of the idea of shelling out a crazy amount of money to go to the event, but wants to show her support.
Religious Cancer: *hands tickets to gal pals* Thanks for the support ladies! Remember come wearing your Sunday best, but *looks squarely at Crusty Scorp* no cleavage
Crusty Scorp: *WTF?* Why are you looking at me?
Religious Cancer: I meant everyone
Crusty Scorp: Un huh...*give Social Pisces her best ???bullsh*t?? expression* I represent everyone I guess.
Social Pisces: *smiles*
***a few weeks later Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus, Religious Cancer and Crusty Scorp go shopping***
Crusty Scorp: *initially annoyed after trying on the 8th dress is happy she find something she likes*
Social Pisces: Nice??_??_
Stubborn Taurus: Yeah. It's pretty.
Religious Cancer: Hmmm, don??t you think that??s a little sexy?
Crusty Scorp: You said no cleavage right? The d*mn things up to my neck.
Religious Cancer: But it hugs your body a little bit.
Crusty Scorp: *raise eyebrow* And??_..? Let me introduce myself since we are clearly meeting each other for the first time. My name is _____ and I wear things I like.
Religious Cancer: _____, you know what I am saying right? Isn??t that too sexy?
Social Pisces: I don??t think so. Yeah, it fits her well and so what? She??s not a ???foota?? (that??s slang for old a**). It's not too sexy in my opinion.
Crusty Scorp: Thank you.
Religious Cancer: *sighs* Fine, whatever.
Stubborn Taurus: Well if she??s wearing that, then I??m wearing the dress I want to wear!
Religious Cancer: *to Crusty Scorp half joking* You see what you started?
Crusty Scorp: This is why you shouldn??t invite a heathen to church *walks into fitting room smiling*
Setting: Religious Cancer invite four of her fav gals (Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus and Crusty Scorp) to a religious social event where she will be performing. Crusty Scorp has not been to church in a ???million?? years and is not very fond of the idea of shelling out a crazy amount of money to go to the event, but wants to show her support.
Religious Cancer: *hands tickets to gal pals* Thanks for the support ladies! Remember come wearing your Sunday best, but *looks squarely at Crusty Scorp* no cleavage
Crusty Scorp: *WTF?* Why are you looking at me?
Religious Cancer: I meant everyone
Crusty Scorp: Un huh...*give Social Pisces her best ???bullsh*t?? expression* I represent everyone I guess.
Social Pisces: *smiles*
***a few weeks later Social Pisces, Stubborn Taurus, Religious Cancer and Crusty Scorp go shopping***
Crusty Scorp: *initially annoyed after trying on the 8th dress is happy she find something she likes*
Social Pisces: Nice??_??_
Stubborn Taurus: Yeah. It's pretty.
Religious Cancer: Hmmm, don??t you think that??s a little sexy?
Crusty Scorp: You said no cleavage right? The d*mn things up to my neck.
Religious Cancer: But it hugs your body a little bit.
Crusty Scorp: *raise eyebrow* And??_..? Let me introduce myself since we are clearly meeting each other for the first time. My name is _____ and I wear things I like.
Religious Cancer: _____, you know what I am saying right? Isn??t that too sexy?
Social Pisces: I don??t think so. Yeah, it fits her well and so what? She??s not a ???foota?? (that??s slang for old a**). It's not too sexy in my opinion.
Crusty Scorp: Thank you.
Religious Cancer: *sighs* Fine, whatever.
Stubborn Taurus: Well if she??s wearing that, then I??m wearing the dress I want to wear!
Religious Cancer: *to Crusty Scorp half joking* You see what you started?
Crusty Scorp: This is why you shouldn??t invite a heathen to church *walks into fitting room smiling*
Hahahaaa! That's awesome. I laughed at it because the Cancer is so spot on! All being cray about it.
Posted by IntriguedScorp
Is it merc retro or something? On top of everything else I just poured Diet Coke all over my desk. Today sucks thankyouverymuch
Simple a case of the heavily Cardinal mass of Crabby energy up in the skies at the moment.
The Mercury Retrograding into Cancer begins on the 26th of June, soon but not quite there yet, Intrigued.
Posted by Neurotoxin
Are the scropio moon makeing mine spellng and grammer not good fore today?
The Scorpio Moon has already but past I think, already moving on towards the fiery Half-Stag/Half-Man
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by Neurotoxin
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
haha, or maybe suggest a motorboat/check for firmness?click to expand
Both you gentlemen are one of a kind, indeed.
Rabbit - Your previous Porcelain Goddess and Beluga comment had me in fits of laughter!
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
+1. I'm right there with ya Sylvester.
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
+1. I'm right there with ya Sylvester.click to expand
OMG THIS PIC IS SOOOO CUUUUUUUTE! SQUEE! > Sorry! I saw this and was like UR MUR GURRRRD!
My cat who is also a tuxedo does this when he tries to help me make the bed!
Posted by XinPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by TheLadyScorpio
+1. I'm right there with ya Sylvester.
OMG THIS PIC IS SOOOO CUUUUUUUTE! SQUEE! >
Yeah, my little fur ball is a tuxedo as well.click to expand
^^^Uhhh, quote fail *shrug*
Posted by everevolvingepithet
One size smaller? :-?
Great taste, and Pan-Am...wonderful memories, the greatest airline to have ever flown the skies
Posted by Neurotoxin
I like strawberries macerated in a little gran marnier and sugar and then spooned over vanilla ice cream
How on earth, does your wife stay slim, with you in the kitchen?
Posted by IntriguedScorp
Mangoes: Discuss.
I love sucking on them
Mangoes are disgusting.
Pineapple and nectarines > all.
Pineapple and nectarines > all.
I never have eaten a mango.
I make a salad with swiss chard, strawberries, blueberries, pecans, feta cheese, poppyseed dressing. Delicious! I keep saying I should add chicken for some protein. Best lunch ever.
I make a salad with swiss chard, strawberries, blueberries, pecans, feta cheese, poppyseed dressing. Delicious! I keep saying I should add chicken for some protein. Best lunch ever.
How does one pick a mango, anyway?
Maybe I will try it next week.
My food adventure this week is cottage cheese.
Yesterday I tried it with strawberries and blueberries. Strawberries were ick, though I love strawberries.
Blueberries- not bad.
Today I tried it with Spicy Bread and Butter Pickles and pepper because some friends suggested it. Very yummy.
Tomorrow I am going to try it with tomatoes and cucumbers because another friend suggested that.
Maybe I will try it next week.
My food adventure this week is cottage cheese.
Yesterday I tried it with strawberries and blueberries. Strawberries were ick, though I love strawberries.
Blueberries- not bad.
Today I tried it with Spicy Bread and Butter Pickles and pepper because some friends suggested it. Very yummy.
Tomorrow I am going to try it with tomatoes and cucumbers because another friend suggested that.
hey thanks!
wow.. Love love love love mangoes! the most amazing fruit ever, that is if you find the one thats ripened right.
Posted by Neurotoxin
If you're feeling adventurous, try some sliced mango with some fresh lime juice squeezed over it sprinkled with a little salt and cayenne pepper.
Sweet, sour, salty, and a little spicy.
It's like a Scorpio in a bowl.
Sound delicious.
It does remind one of Asian dishes, particularly Thai/Vietnamese/Cambodian where such ingredients and m?lange of flavours are used.
I don't know but my friend told me we have a tornado watch until 10pm here in Eastern PA. I don't think we have ever had a tornado here. Hurricanes, yes, but not tornados.
I feel like I moved to Florida! Hot and sticky all day and rain at night.
Posted by Stinger Baby
^^^LMFAO! wtf is marge doing? lolol
She krumpin' baby! (pun not intended
)*sipping tea* while he packs his things.....I don't want a new office husband!!!!!! *cry inside*
haha.
My little guy was like that too.
When he was 2, he had physical therapy, speech therapy, developmental therapy, and occupational therapy. He flat out refused to play with the speech therapist. Our speech therapist had a box. He used to come with the box and ask my kid to knock on it. My kid just wouldn't do it. I think he hated that guy. He used to play with the other therapists!
My little guy was like that too.
When he was 2, he had physical therapy, speech therapy, developmental therapy, and occupational therapy. He flat out refused to play with the speech therapist. Our speech therapist had a box. He used to come with the box and ask my kid to knock on it. My kid just wouldn't do it. I think he hated that guy. He used to play with the other therapists!
going crazy over boredome...can it get worse?
Posted by feby16aqua
So THIS is where I find LadyScorpio. Where art Thou?
That is correct my dear Feby, this is my other home abode, one of many
Posted by Neurotoxin
So we meet or little niece for lunch today. She's going through speech therapy to help fix some problems in her brain.
Today they learned the words Iguana and Xylophone.
Except the therapist said she refused to say them out load.
Well when we met up with them, mommy said "tell uncle what you learned in class today".
So what did she say to me?
"Iguanaphone"
Really?
Sweet. Do you know where one can purchase said phone?
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Haha! I have that pic on my phone avi.
*open office door, take in naked walls, clean desk. Heart drops*.....For a second I forget that my office husband has left me.
*smile at the gift he left on my desk*....
He will be missed.
*smile at the gift he left on my desk*....
He will be missed.
Came to read 'bout Scorpions, got Capricorns.
Reading Scorpions meaning Capricorns?
Reading Scorpions meaning Capricorns?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I like it when Caps dig at Geminis lololool
Have seen a new picture of Xin.
First it were shoes. Then legs.
Will it be higher and higher? Forward all the way.
Posted by SerginhoPosted by everevolvingepithet
I like it when Caps dig at Geminis lololool
Have seen a new picture of Xin.
First it were shoes. Then legs.
Will it be higher and higher? Forward all the way.click to expand
LOL! Someone is stalking meeeee! *points*
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Bonjour! I actually tried to re-account like three days ago but I gave a non-existent email address. LOL
I blame my Saggy bits.
Yes! You are absolutely incredibly Irresistible. I love this new name, it suits you just fine. Welcome back
Title Crusty Scorp Meets Mini She
Setting Crusty Scorp, Social Pisces and her three daughters (Taurus 19, Cancer 14 and Scorp 6-aka "Mini She") head to a BBQ. It's a cool summer day, but sunny. Ladies enter the backyard where everyone is hanging out.
Mini She: *tugs Crusty Scorp's hands back*
Crusty Scorp: What's wrong?
Mini She: Do I have to talk to the other kids?
Crusty Scorp: No....are you shy?
Mini She: No. I just don't want to talk.
Cancer: She's shy
Mini She: And you're annoying! *lets go of Crusty Scorp's hands and stomps over towards other kids*
************* end of the night and ladies are heading home**********************
Cancer: *take jacket away from Mini She* Ugh, why is the sleeve dirty? What is this?!
Mini She: A kiss *spins around*
Cancer: Mom! _______ got a stain on my jacket!
Mini She: Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's just a kiss! *skips away*
Social Pisces: *smiles at Crusty Scorp* Hmph, that sounds familiar.
Setting Crusty Scorp, Social Pisces and her three daughters (Taurus 19, Cancer 14 and Scorp 6-aka "Mini She") head to a BBQ. It's a cool summer day, but sunny. Ladies enter the backyard where everyone is hanging out.
Mini She: *tugs Crusty Scorp's hands back*
Crusty Scorp: What's wrong?
Mini She: Do I have to talk to the other kids?
Crusty Scorp: No....are you shy?
Mini She: No. I just don't want to talk.
Cancer: She's shy
Mini She: And you're annoying! *lets go of Crusty Scorp's hands and stomps over towards other kids*
************* end of the night and ladies are heading home**********************
Cancer: *take jacket away from Mini She* Ugh, why is the sleeve dirty? What is this?!
Mini She: A kiss *spins around*
Cancer: Mom! _______ got a stain on my jacket!
Mini She: Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's just a kiss! *skips away*
Social Pisces: *smiles at Crusty Scorp* Hmph, that sounds familiar.
When the tides take a turn for the worse, they come pouring, never in a drizzle but an outright down pour.
Fuck my life (emotionally), would be but an understatement.
Fuck my life (emotionally), would be but an understatement.
I'm just having a really down day today. 
Thanks ladies.
Just a rough week.
Just a rough week.
Posted by exoskeleton
group hug!
Exo! (hug)
Welcome back, good to see you around these parts again and your debut here upon our home of a mental asylum
Posted by capgirl69
I'm just having a really down day today.
A big gigantum hug out to you dear capgirl, I should hope you feel better soon.
Posted by Nemesis
to improve the health and general well being of all users of this site it might not be bad to invest in the following:
quarantine quarters
immunization station
solitary confinment cells for those phases of self reflection
sobering up cells (drunk tanks)
An official ban on the Little Blue Pill should be added as well, Viagra - Out!
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