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Most Functional Word in the English Language .....
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People strut around like their hot shit
You can be in deep shit
Some people act like dip-shits
You can be in deep shit
Some people act like dip-shits
Here is an article about the exciting word: FUCK! Fuck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in theEnglish language. Fuck is the one magical word which just by its sound candescribe pleasure, pain, hate, and love. Fuck comes from the German word,"frikon". In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. Fuckcan be used as a verb both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (shewas fucked by him). a active verb (he really gives a fuck), a passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck),an adverb (she is fucking interested in him) anda noun (she is a fine fuck).an adjective (she is fucking beautiful). As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It popsup everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: GREETING - How the fuck are you?FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook;DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!;TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!;CONFUSION - What the fuck?!;AGGRESSION - "Fuck you!";DISGUST - "Fuck me"DESPAIR - Fucked again!;PHILOSOPHY - "Who gives a fuck?"INCOMPETENCE - "He's a real fuck-off";DISPLEASURE - "What the fuck is going on here?"NUMEROLOGY - "Sixty-fuckin'-nine";LOST - "Where the fuck are we?"DISBELIEF - "UnfuckingbelievableRETALIATION - Up your fucking ass!"REBELLION - Fuck it!;DISPLEASURE - What the fuck's going on?;SATISFACTION - fuck me again! Also as: DEscriptIVE ANATOMY - "He's a fuckin' asshole!"TO TELL TIME - "It's six-fucking-thirty."PREDICTION - "Well, I'll be fucked!"A POLITICAL STATEMENT - "Fuck Washington"INCESTUOUS - "Motherfucker"A PUT DOWN - "Fuck off, buster!"ALL ENCOMPASSING - "Fuck 'em all!"GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - "Fuck the IRS"A POKER HAND- "A royal fuck"TO START A RELATIONSHIP - "Let's fuck now!"AS AN ACCEPTANCE - "Fuckin' eh!"ENJOYMENT - "Fuckin' Wow!" "A CLOSING - "Fuckingly yours".MATERNAL - "Motherfucker"POLITICAL - Fuck Clinton!! Never forget the quotes of some famous people in our history and in thepresent: Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that?Heidi Fleuss: Fuck these celebrities!Mayor Richard Daley: Fuck the heat - - Chicago ILJohn Wayne: "Fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on."Bill Clinton: What the fuck's this inhaling thing?Oliver North: You're all fucking liars!Sean PennFuck: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck etc.Eddie Murphy: Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck yo
And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic,who said "Full speed ahead and fuck the iceberg" and five minutes later said"Where is all this fucking water coming from? The mind fairly boggles at themany creative uses of the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone beoffended when you say "FUCK"? Use fuck in your daily speech proudly. Fuckadds prestige to any conversextion. Put this colorful four letter word towork for you. Today tell someone you know "fuck you" ... or "Let's fuck!" This is a disclaimer. We know the origin of the word FUCK. When the puritanssettled what is now Salem, they had this issue about pre-marital sex, theydidn't approve of it. Not that it should matter to anybody except the two orthree etc people are involved in in the privacy of their own home. Wellthese butt-inskies decided that sex should be a crime, and orgasms should beoutlawed. Strange, how they thought they had the right to suppress one ofGod's greatest gifts while doing this in the name of God. Well If two peoplewere caught in the act of having sex or even thinking about having sex theywere brought to trial. If they were found guilty the crime they werecommitted of was "For Under Carnal Knowledge". They were put in thestockades and their crime was also carved in a piece of wood and placedover their heads. This was before the printing press or even before Blackand Decker and God forbid Craftsman power tools (I like Craftsmans tools,even my chain saw is Craftsman). So all carving in wood had to be done not only byhand, but with handmade tools. Since they couldn't run over to England orGermany very easily, they didn't have any airplanes yet either, they had to try to conserve their tools and time. Just imagine carving the wholething out when they could be out looking for young lovers to lock up orwitches to burn at the stake. So they invented the acronym, which is a wordor letter abbreviations for longer phrases. So if you were caught fuckingaround, and found guilty, you had the word F.U.C.K placed over your head while you spent time in the stockades. That is wheretheword came from and that is how it is associated with screwing. Sopleasedon't E-mail me and tell methat Fuck is not a German word. I fucking already know that. This is ajoke, it is something to be laughed and enjoyed, I hope. By the way, Ialsoknow that thefirst part is not really correct either. If you want to bitch aboutthisletter, Fuck You and go to alt.bitch. about.anything and co
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Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Out for the day and I hope everyone has a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..
Well, Shit Happens!!!