Nasty Astrology - Scorpio
This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by venusianbull on Saturday, January 30, 2010 and has 19 replies.
Scorpios are disruptive and cruel - and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and restricted because they can't do it as an adult. So they just go out of their way to irritate everyone around them. They like offending people and have no social graces whatsoever. They may well wind up being assassinated. They are very argumentative...
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Personality
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If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won't let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they'll surprise you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive, and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel. They don't like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitefulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in preying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenseless - they like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us. They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don't tell them this, they would think that was cool. They are not good team players - too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.
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Personality
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If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won't let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they'll surprise you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive, and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel. They don't like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitefulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in preying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenseless - they like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us. They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don't tell them this, they would think that was cool. They are not good team players - too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.
Scorpio in Love
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Look, I don't want to be unpleasant but Scorpio in love is something I don't want to think about, let alone write about. It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle. They don't have the same respect for the law as the rest of us and will happily commit every sexual taboo going, and a few that haven't been invented yet. If they do fall in love with you then they will expect to own you, control you, possess and dominate you. They like to play complicated role-playing games - mostly where you have to wear tight restrictive clothes. If you like this slave-master relationship you will be very happy, just as long as you realize you will always be the slave. Well, that is until they tire of you. Most slaves would get dismissed but Scorpio will have you shot instead.
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Scorpio and Sex
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Dark, dangerous, mad, and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me what sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggested a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that's really nasty. If you are going to sleep with a Scorpio make sure you are fit and have endurance and stamina. They have super-human strength and will like to make love for very long periods of time. They like doing it in public places, like cinemas. They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring.
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Look, I don't want to be unpleasant but Scorpio in love is something I don't want to think about, let alone write about. It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle. They don't have the same respect for the law as the rest of us and will happily commit every sexual taboo going, and a few that haven't been invented yet. If they do fall in love with you then they will expect to own you, control you, possess and dominate you. They like to play complicated role-playing games - mostly where you have to wear tight restrictive clothes. If you like this slave-master relationship you will be very happy, just as long as you realize you will always be the slave. Well, that is until they tire of you. Most slaves would get dismissed but Scorpio will have you shot instead.
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Scorpio and Sex
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Dark, dangerous, mad, and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me what sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggested a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that's really nasty. If you are going to sleep with a Scorpio make sure you are fit and have endurance and stamina. They have super-human strength and will like to make love for very long periods of time. They like doing it in public places, like cinemas. They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring.
Posted by venusianbull
Scorpios are disruptive and cruel - and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and restricted because they can't do it as an adult. So they just go out of their way to irritate everyone around them. They like offending people and have no social graces whatsoever. They may well wind up being assassinated. They are very argumentative...
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Personality
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If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won't let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they'll surprise you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive, and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel. They don't like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitefulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in preying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenseless - they like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us. They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don't tell them this, they would think that was cool. They are not good team players - too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.
cus we want to kno what pain is from a far here this song will explain everything
That song is HEAVY.
Posted by venusianbull
That song is HEAVY.
I didn't get what that version of heavy is supposed to mean plz explain ?
Posted by Astrological Aftermath1
hahahahahahaha, the sex bit got me all hot
lmao ur hilarious and believe what she says I know some scorp girls that don't wear undies and use ben wa balls and squeeze their pc muscles to keep them in ALL DURING CLASS it's scary out here
Heavy, it's dark and thumping. It's wicked cool and deep. It's banging!
I love your post soooooo true of my ex, and the $ ex part is dead on targert--- One of his best qualities----hmmmm---- I miss my evil dark Scorp even more at this moment.
Posted by venusianbull
Heavy, it's dark and thumping. It's wicked cool and deep. It's banging!
lmao I never thought that a 39 y.o could be as hip as u are heck ur hipper than me ! that's saying something
LOL Well hon, I'm not quite ready for a walker just YET, and I'm a complete music lover. All different sorts. 
Posted by venusianbull
LOL Well hon, I'm not quite ready for a walker just YET, and I'm a complete music lover. All different sorts.
So am I I just can't do country music it burns lmao
ROFLOL You too?! I am sorry, I am a farm raised girl, but that tear in my beer, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hinge crap has GOT TA GO!!
Posted by venusianbull
ROFLOL You too?! I am sorry, I am a farm raised girl, but that tear in my beer, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hinge crap has GOT TA GO!!
ROFLMAO well we can agree on that, but there is one thing I can't find that's cheap, durable, and produces good quality sound HEADPHONES initially my $ 20 skullcandys were amazing, but they break every 2 months and I don't like paying over and over again for stuff (except xbox live) I like one time purchase then you're set do u have any suggestions
HMMM. I've had the best luck with RCA headphones personally. They seem pretty sturdy and pump out good sound without one side fizzling out on you. I do love jelly buds, but at 10-20 a pop it's not worth it. Think these are 5 dollars a pair.
Hey VB...is this all that author had for scorps? You posted like 4 pages for Aries. Are we just that more fucked up?!! LOL...
I know there's got to be more for my beloved scorps
I know there's got to be more for my beloved scorps
Posted by ladybug162Posted by ramfishtwins
Hey VB...is this all that author had for scorps? You posted like 4 pages for Aries. Are we just that more fucked up?!! LOL...
I know there's got to be more for my beloved scorps
Yeah, she is probably holding back as to not hurt our feelings or bruise our egos. Scorps are really fucked up. Well, maybe I'm just really fucked upclick to expand
Join the club! You should read the shit for Aries...damn! You guys got off easy.
LOL I'm sorry, there is a smidge more, the sign in business. And it did seem like the author had it out for Aries and Libra for whatever reason. I whittled it down some thinking the juiciest bits were personality and love/sex.
Posted by seavixen2Posted by ladybug162Posted by ramfishtwins
Hey VB...is this all that author had for scorps? You posted like 4 pages for Aries. Are we just that more fucked up?!! LOL...
I know there's got to be more for my beloved scorps
Yeah, she is probably holding back as to not hurt our feelings or bruise our egos. Scorps are really fucked up. Well, maybe I'm just really fucked up
WE ARE ALL FUCKED UP!! ROTFLMAO!!! Each of us has our little hidden secrets/insecurities/neurotic tendencies...you just tend to hear about Scorpios more so because they literally leave people behind in their wake...at a complete utter loss to what the fuck just hit them, and they're not subtle about it.
The Pisces one VB posted was hysterical! Made us out to sound like a little legion of cult leader scouring for control and power while smelling stinky! *hehe*click to expand
OMG!!! You LITERALLY made me laugh out loud with that one Seavixen!!!! Too funny! All of us were made out to sound pretty bad in that book! It's all in fun!
if u want to get a really scary, raunchy glimpse into our minds vote yes ! (I'll show you after five yes ! have been posted)
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