ON A LIGHTER NOTE

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Scorpionlady on Friday, March 17, 2006 and has 53 replies.
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Just a little Friday Humor,
I know no man wants a women for a president, but I think a Scorpio Man or Women would make a great president, yea yea I know society has set in all mens mind that a women can not run a country, because we are emotional and sensitive and if a war break out what would we do run and cry?
I think that a Scropio women could do the job. Why you ask?
Because we are:
Determine - when we sit our minds to something no one can change it
Confident - We believe in ourselves
Mysterious- People really don't know us like they think they do
Vindictive- Get me mad and I will push that button, I guess that would be an emotional act. LOL
Secretive - what president isn't
Psychic - We can probably sense what is about to happen before it does and get everyone out before it happens, unlike the Katria, and 911 incident.
Communication - We make good conversation
Munipulation - who isn't munipulitive in some way
Strong Will - Will stand toe to toe
Stubborn - we will not sign anything if we don't see where it will do anyone any good not even us.
Controlling - Hey I am the president so I say what goes and what does'nt.
All comments are welcome.



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Hahahahahah..love it!. My boss did say to me one day, god help the world if you ever became prime minister!..hahah
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MM what if me and you was president and vice president and branh0913 was head of security...LOL
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Women do govern countries in other parts of the world.
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Scorps cannot be presidents because typical Scorpios harbour hate towards every human being. They can't tolerate public at all.
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I total beg the differ, I don't know about other scropos but I don't hate every human being, I care about all people, and because of the field that I am, Cancer Research, I care and love all the people that I come in contact with not because of there disease but because I care about people in general and especially there feelings.
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'Scorps cannot be presidents because typical Scorpios harbour hate towards every human being. They can't tolerate public at all.'
right on haffo, i love only you. the rest i hate!
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa......... LMAO
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'I know no man wants a women for a president'

hold on, i think maggie thatcher did a terrific job. well, i mean all politicians should be shot in general, but she wasn't any worse than her male colleagues... hillary clinton would be probably equally good or bad as a president as previous american presidents, except for bush, but only because he's in a league of his own. at least he thinks he's god?s left testicle...
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Have any of you seen Maria Shriver lately? She definitely has Arnold in some mind-control - hahaha she's one of those give-away lookin Scorpios lol - just look at the way her face is when she gets down to business, it gives her that oh so special Scorpio glare. I think Mrs. Bush (Scorpio), Mrs. Shriver (Scorpio), and Hillary (Scorpio) are all carefully crafting a plan to take over the world. It begins with Dick Cheney 'accidentally' killing George.. (At Mrs. Bush's accidental orders to do so)
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'Hitlery is a Scorpio. She is going to usher in the dark Scorpio era.'
do you mean hitler? well, check the birthday again! hitler was born april 20th, that would be one helluva scorpio Tongue
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'Mrs. Bush (Scorpio), Mrs. Shriver (Scorpio), and Hillary (Scorpio)'
elliot, check the dates again! i think bush is cancer and hillary is a sag... *goes checking* smile
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ok, hillary is a scorp! october 26th
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but bush is cancer and his dad is a gem...
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So what you saying is that we could be president but, we might have some problems along the way with other signs ummmh, I say get rid of all the other signs and just have all scorpios run the white house ...and since I am already in DC I will send for all those who would like to come and work for me. I will need you to bring the following: bottle of Henny, Remy, Hieny's, Chips, NO champagne I don't like that, and make those bottles a 5th.
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but bush is cancer and his dad is a gem...

Nooo Mrs. Bush I said lol. All 3 are Scorp's.
Maria Shriver
Mrs. Bush
and Mrs. Clinton
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"I don't think scorps would make a good President"
No other signs have more people in the White House than Scorps though.
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ah ok! sorry! smile
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Did I say that..?
Lol, no implied meaning there...(lie)
Just fact.
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OK DB I forgot we like to work behind the the stage, ok so what you saying is if the gemini screws up as president, because you know they are twins, I hope the bad twin don't get mad at the good twin then we might have a war of the roses. so that's when we as scorpios step and take of everything and every body will think the gemini save the world. ummh...
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tell me a bit about Hilary Clinton. americans don't seem to like her at all. from afar she doesn't seem that bad. give me some insight here smile

"ah ok! sorry!" to ELLIOT
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"every body will think the gemini save the world. ummh..."

I think that's a Scorp burden. Being in secrecy means not only the bad things we do are viewed wrongly by others, but even the good things we do are misunderstood - and really the end of the day we all only have ourselves that know the full story... (tear) such a Scorpio story.
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i don't want to be president. i want to be a playboy, a bit of a 007...
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Yeah 007 would be better than Pres.
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Hey you can be anything you want but I like being in Control....LOL
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"As a confident scorp such as yourself, I don't think you need to feel appreciated by the media and history books...your pride is from within"
Yes, Agreed. But I think at the end of the day it's the hardest thing to do to remain in secrecy even for the good things - think it through - not too many would be capable of keeping a closed mouth! It's a hard one..
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Lol Liiiibrraaas... that sounds pretty good to me.
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ok understood, then I will step down and be vice president, just in case the president dies then I can step in and be the President of the USA. I promise my vp won't shot anyone,
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Alright. Not a bad way of looking at it DB, not at all.
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you think....hey I love pressure I work good underpressure and on top of pressure come on bring me the pressure lets see who stands the longest....
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^^
Scorpio.
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YEA my point...
I don't know it must be the stars I have been feeling rather to damn happy and confident today...I think I go share some of this confidence with some people, I am headed to the bar after work and see who I can get in a good deep conversations with
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"Lizard, you are a playboy of the scorpios for sure...just sit in your hottub with a martini and two beautiful Libras, and say "it's aaaallll goood here pressident!""
lol can i say my line with a fake A+ smile Winking

elliot come over here, i'll share the leeeeebras, as long as it's more than, let's say at least five beautiful ones... you can be 006, or 007 1/2...
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Hah I may do the same sorta thing today.
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Oo my last comment was meant for ScorpionLady.

006?? 007 and a half??
Lol sorry Lizard I don't play that. I'll get my own Libras and Leos thank ya very much, and then I'll start my own secret agency.
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"LMAO...Now I wish I left you with two aquas that didnt like each other...."
lol i've got an aqua and a virgin at home...
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DB - LMAO
Elliot are you asking be 006 or 007 1/2? if so I will take the higher one of course I 006 is way to small never go that low.
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"Lol sorry Lizard I don't play that. I'll get my own Libras and Leos thank ya very much, and then I'll start my own secret agency."
ok, send me a card smile can i come visit?
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Scorpiolady
Nothing to be taken personally in my post. I actually don't think birthdate is good enough proof by itself to tell what kind of personality a person has. Far from that. Altough, there are people in society from all levels who are truly posess Scorpio qualities and they arent born in november or october. What I trying to say is that astrological personalities are real personalities that we can see among people, but those people arent have to born under sign of Scorpio. And when we speak about true Scorpio personality, then they are not president material at all.
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OK....lol I am not going to take that personally I am in to good a mood to let words break my spirit and my confidence...so if that is how you feel then be that as it may...but never say never..there could one day be a scorpio that is a women living in the white house who is PRESIDENT. Now if you was in DC would you like to discuss this further at a bar, because that is where I will be this evening if not then maybe I should use some of my munipulation and get someone in there that would agree with me..ummmmm I think I do that.
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DB....LMAO
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"A president is a politician who bullbutters and lies about 90% of the time. I'd say that it is a good Scopio personality"

that's not true!!! i lie 100% of the time! ups, that was a lie...
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Typical Scorps are looking for power. Bs doesn't mean power at all, and Scorps doesnt waste time for that.
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"... but they are excellent bullbutter artist."
that's a problem i have, i can't b u l l s h i t at all. even if i'd written 'let it be' or an equally great song, i'd tell you: "here's a song i've written. it's alright... uhm... kind of... listen and see what you think."
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"I see scorps as manipulaters...why lie when using the truth is more effective..."
Manipulators, true. But truth is not always a good way to manipulate.
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"You can't just get what you want by brute force, you'll have to bluff."
yep, i'm aware of that. i just can't. but then again, i don't think i'm a scorpio, really... having a bit of a crisis here
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hey wait, how did it come from martinis and beautiful libra girls to this??? i think i'm more in a playboy-fantasy-mood right now. will leave you guys to discuss politics. talk to you later smile
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lol DB we wrote our last posts at the same time. scares me a bit...
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I think LS acts more like a Pisces than a Scorpio (if any as a Scorpio) because it appears like he sacrificies his own personality and needs for being acceptable in society.
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"If you are telling the truth in politics then you aren't setting yourself up for a good career. All politicians double speak. I've worked close enough in politics to know that 90% of what politicians say is bullbutter. A skilled politician just makes a very good bullbutterter. You'd have to be naive if you think "strong" leadership helps you at all in politics."
branh, i totally agree with you on that one. i just don't advertise my knowledge. you speak it out loud. that's the only difference. but yeah, you're right and that's exactly why i couldn't be a politician. i'd know exactly how to succeed, but i wouldn't be able to lie and deceive to achieve my goals. just imagine the frustration.
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DB
Can't say about Libra, but core personality of Pisces is that.
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