Picking good Crabs - Schoene take notes

Good Crabs

There's plenty to look for when buying king crab. The first is, what type of king crab are you going to date?. There are three types of F*king Crab available in the market; Red, Golden, and Blue. Red F*king Crab is the most sought out for as it is known for its sweet meat. Golden F*king Crab is commonly smaller but wealthier, yielding less *butter and more fringe benefits. Blue F*kingCrab tends to have extraordinary large right claws that pinch at the slightest misunderstanding. It is similar in taste to Red king crab but its size is usually larger and can carry a lot of *butter baggage. Take a look at the King Crab 101 page for more information on the three types.
Size Counts
Commonly F*king crab is measured by how long it would take to make 10 pounds. A size "12-15" would mean there is on an average 12 to 15 weighs about 10 pounds. Sizes can range from 6-9 (really big stuff) to 21-24's.

Color & Shape
One of the easiest ways to tell what kind of crab you buy is its color and shape. Red F*king crab is predominantly a nice solid shade of red with long slender legs. Golden F*king crab legs, on the other hand, is usually smaller, more orangy and has more spines on their legs. Blue F*king crab legs are also red but have a slight hint of orange in them. The crab legs will also be long and slender, but usually larger in size with the legs being more tubular in shape. All of these descriptions, of course, are for F*king crab that has been caught and trained well. F*king crabs carry different shades of colors and can be quite fascinating at first, but beware of their *butter.

Taste
F*King crab usually has a mild taste of succulent sweet meat. Honestly said, any F*king crab is a gamble as to whether it?s a good F*king crab, so shop around until you find one you like! F*King crabs should not be overwhelming in *butter and should be mildly sweet.

Some lower grade F*king crab can carry a *butter-taste. Training the crab slightly before eating will dilute the *butter-taste from the crab. Beating F*king crab can help in reducing this *butter-taste also.

HEY QUIT LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY! I'm just a little crab, not much meat on me..and besides this is talking 'bout guy crabs!

*crabby scurries behind Schoene*

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Beating F*king crab can help in reducing this *butter-taste also.

^^I am always open to new recipes 🙂