Pickup Lines By Sign

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by scorpiopics on Thursday, December 23, 2010 and has 7 replies.
To a Taurus or Capricorn Woman:
"Oh, just my luck - I won 27.4 million dollars in the lottery yesterday, and today my doctor gave me 2 months to live - I have no family left alive to leave anything to - do you know of any worthy charities?"
To a Sagittarius Girl:
"Hi - I'm a Scorpio - and I have a solid, unchangeable direction planned for my life."
( usually results in a change of plans and contemplation of murder-suicide )
or Aries Girl:
"Hi - I'm a Scorpio - you're wrong."
( usually results in argument followed by "Use me, yes use me like I'm nothing" )
To a Libra, Aquarius or Gemini
"I'd like to tickle your belly button .... from the inside."
To a Virgo Woman
"Can I read your palm? I'm actually very into the occult - want to come see my Oui-Ja board?"
To a Cancer Female
"My antique shop is very successful, but it is about a 45 minute drive from here - so I hope you're good at conversation. It will be worth the trip to see the moon shining on the water - you'll love it! And maybe tomorrow you can meet my family while I talk to my Dad about some investments I am making next week - they'll love you!"
To a Pisces Girl
"I'm a starving artist - but what does money really matter, anyway? ...as long as I can be creative - I hate money and everything about it and anyone who love it is no friend of mine - they just don't understand that love is more important."
To a Leo Woman
See my friend over there? (point to random guy) He's kinda shy, and he was just wondering (PAUSE, followed by evil grin) if you think I am cute enough to dance with?
To a Scorpio Woman
I'm a Scorpio and my ever-self-righteous Aries friend who likes to put everyone down just bet me $ 100 that I could not dance with the most attractive, highest-class woman in the bar...which we both agreed was YOU.
IF YOU CAN KEEP THE SECRET - Dance with me for one song and you've got a NO-STRINGS, $ 50 bar tab for you and your friends and we'll both go back to being strangers.
And for the ladies, here are the best pickup lines to use on guys:
Aries - "You're always SO right!"
Taurus - "I'm wearing a garter belt under this and I have beer at my place."
Gemini - "I don't know what to do."
Cancer - "I'm a Scorpio"
Leo - "Wow you look so handsome tonight."
Virgo - ( NO LINE - JUST WEAR NAVY BLUE OR BEIGE OR BURGUNDY )
Libra - "You won't have sex with me tonight because I'm not attractive to you"
Scorpio - "Hi"
Sagittarius - "I'm thinking about getting a breast reduction."
Capricorn - "I want a guy who is good at managing his money."
Aquarius - "I can't keep boyfriends because I am too busy to see them more than once every week"
Pisces - "Do you want to come to the lake and have a picnic?"
LOL @ Taurus.
Posted by Pesca2
hehe Big Grin yeah....did you see virgo? lmao!


Bwahahahahaaaa! Big Grin
I'm not eating one of Sam's sandwiches or drinking her beverages
in case "you know who" was over visiting.
Posted by 69virgo
Wear red-white -pink..Winking


That is your conscious mind talking.
Your unconscious mind is my weapon.
You may not fit in the trend, though.
Take a look in your own closet to know for sure.
I can't believe that NOBODY quoted and lol'd about
the pick-up line to use on a Scorpio male.
I am so disappointed in all y'all.
( Perhaps it was overshadowed by the rest of my genius. lol )