post coital comments from SCORPIO to the signs

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by schoenetanz on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 and has 41 replies.
okay- help me out here...

scorpio to scorpio:
did you cum yet? cause I didn't...I'll wait for you to come fits okay? NO- I'm not gonna yet...you go okay? c'mon- just cum- OH! you want ME to cum first? Naww- really you go ahead...no? I see- well, this could go on for a while then...
scorpio to libra:
well, since you can't make up your mind between doggy and mission...why don't we just alternate between both?
scorpio to virgo:
no...itsokay...you don't have to shower right away...
scorpio to leo?
scorpio to cancer: oh...don't cry...I'm sorry...I- I thought you would like that...no- no I'm not seeing anyone else...honestly...no- no I love you too--okay? can we try again now??
sorpio to capricorn:
c'mon- you said we could on the third date...now itsthe 4th already! who actually goes be the third date RULE ANYWAY???
scorpio to pisces:
I thought you said you DIDN'T have any stds!
c'mon db- I need help with scorpio to gemini
scorpio to aries:
well that was quick...do we HAVE to time it?
lol db...
haha
you guys get the idea
I'll check back later
"scorpio to aquarius:
Quit talking! Shut up and just kiss me..."
ROFLMAO
Guilty
How about this one
Scorpio to Aquarius:
Do you have to refer to the Positions Manual and check off what we've done every time??
Someone please tell me this is not the case with Capricorn men!..lol..hahahah hillarious..feather duster eh..hmmmm..
Message posted by: Dancing Bread on 5/17/2006 1:33:34 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.91
missy to any sign:
That was good...Now please leave...
ROFLMAO
What you doing people..Champions league football is on!!!!!..come on Barcelonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Thats where all my passion lies..SPORTS
Time for strawberries and cream..
LMAO @ CGWL - Oi you..its all about the sport!..lol
And thanks SB..I was getting slightly worried there about them..I don't do subtlety..Anywhere is good..I am ready and willing..
Virgo to Scorpio:
Not again please, I'm tired. And I have to decide on which outfit to wear to work tomorrow. Besides I need a shower. There is a mountain of papers I have to go through. Maybe we could schedule this rendezvous for later.
Lol!..My imagination is running a lil too wild over here..your fault CGWL..control yourself woman!..
Right!..back to the game..
scorpio to schoene:
Why is that damn koala bear always wedged between us?


HAHAHHAAAAA
lol
*blushes*
okay - how do you know?
OMG
DB!!
AHHHAHAHAHA SCORPIUS!!!
*tears streaming down face*
LMAO
a scorp with leo-ness is a SCLEO
schoene to scorpio:
everything comes off EXCEPT for the ring!!!
we likes it...
MY PRECIOUS!!!

db to schoene:
"now- now-this isn't a sex toy you know..."
schoene: no- of course not! *wicked smile* not...unless you...
db: "OMG - what ARE you thinking you sick female??? get away from me woman--" *-_- backs away nervously and makes a run for it*
LMAO!!
db yer ON A ROLL!
Ok...let's get this straight...You want me to play the cowboy, and who are you? Oh, an indian, ok...fine...I got it...Don't I need a hat?

LMAO
JuiCy To DB
Hey! How did you know i would like that at that place at that time,Lets get that guy to err nevermind,your the man!
juicy to any sign:
here- have another drink...
any sign to juicy:
too bad yer not gonna be able to remember how good this was the next morning!
juicy to any sign:
here- have another drink...
LMAO! *JUST DONT TOUCH MINEStars

JuiCy thinks toself...no one could make them like schoen...i wonder where is she anyway (while having uhmm drinks? with mysterious person)
any sign to juicy:
too bad yer not gonna be able to remember how good this was the next morning!

JuiCy to drunk sign...i'm looking forward to the hang over after tonight!
scorpio to gemini:
wow gem! you have so many nice props...the feathers...the hat...THE WHIP! why don't I just dig out the video camera and we can go ahead and make that movie- like we always talked about Winking
schoene to anysign:
what! geeeez- ya act like you've never seen a third nipple before...
scorpio to gemini:
wow gem! you have so many nice props...the feathers...the hat...THE WHIP! why don't I just dig out the video camera and we can go ahead and make that movie- like we always talked about
LMAO

Gemini to scorpio: but you said if i was a real bad girl we'd go to the cemetary and record it from there!
LMAO gem
JP to DB:
Just close your eyes and relax. You'll get use to "it" in a few minutes.
scorpio to Gem*2
Why do you always bring up the fantasy of playing your flute in the middle of a circle of overweight women?
-DB stop spying on me!
branh to any sign:
I suppose I should pay you know...

-that was the best one
somethin definately exploded near his face =X
branh to any sign:
I suppose I should pay you know...
hahahahaasmile
LMAO: I suppose I should pay you know...
Gem*two to anysign:
u could've at least moaned....and the laughing wasn't cool when my boxers came off....
Kris to anysign:
wow u don't have one?!
sorry the above is PRE-Coital...
baps=tits
that Bran pic is hilarious

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