Scorp Quote of the Day

Posted by Fox

...intense my arse, you look like you're straining for a shite. that's not intensity my friend.

Posted by Taniwha
I'm not gonna read all that shit, but I can tell you for sure that if your frustrated enough to write so many goddamn sentences then you need to fuck him. Jesus Christ, Imagine how amazing it would feel if each of those words and all the bullshit thoughts in your head were replaced by the sweet timeless silent thoughtlessness of love making.

Posted by Hare

Posted by Stinger Baby
...im gonna make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears....

Posted by Neurotoxin
That moment when, walking down a crowded downtown street, you catch a whiff of someone wearing the same perfume as your wife, and you immediately call your friend to cancel a free lunch, turn around, and walk four blocks in the other direction in 93 degree heat to go have lunch with your wife because she's all you can think about now...

Posted by MagicMona
you want to go there i see.....3...2...1...go...

bitch, when did i ask you to coddle anything concerning me? be careful generalizing too much because you run the risk of looking very fucking stupid. my one scorpio sun placement makes me sensitive? i am air and earth dominant, idiot. people addressing the bullshit you talk does not mean they are sensitive. i guess in your retarded ass mind, we should all sit back and let you dump shit on us and make assumptions and agree. that's the only time i notice you don't talk slick out your mouth, you dumb ho.

you're full of bullshit and we all know it. you're just one of those people who cannot and will not ever turn that mirror of judgment and fingers you're so used to pointing on yourself. your tired, long and overdrawn speeches are opinions only that mean less than fly shit. fuck you and that high horse you rode in on, you willfully ignorant ass bitch.

the butt hurting is on all you, which is so obvious in each and every rant. you making this thread twice speaks volumes. let's be honest. you're just mad that you got screw over by a scorpio royally, therefore you want to vendetta the rest of us because you're too chicken shit to go after that one scorned you, with your tired ass insults and accusations. go get you some scorpio dick and shut the fuck up.

..and i'm thru. bitch.

Posted by Infinite8

You can't fool me missy; I know your dying for someone to steal that halo of yours ?. Nothing like a proper Scorpio to go ahead and do that for ya ?

Posted by PeanutButterandElly
...future notice to the universe, I'm ready for some real shit instead of life lessons. No more mind games. No more hiding. No more conforming. Real life, loyal to the end, fire in our souls but peace in each other's arms, best friend who's crazy is compatible to mine and together we better each other, without all the codependent bullshit. Who I am attracted to and we bang. A lot...

Posted by Unwording
I'm thoroughly convinced that if eye rolls made a sound, we'd have the loudest board on this god forsaken site.

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

bullturd

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

bullturd

That's probably the most I'm gonna get for her when she's angry.

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

bullturd

That's probably the most I'm gonna get from her when she's angry.

PR, hah ... you caught me.

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Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

bullturd

That's probably the most I'm gonna get for her when she's angry.

PR, hah ... you caught me.

Haha. I love you for it Lady. Only quotes that make me smile on here. No mocking. I swear.

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Posted by 13th
tinder? isnt that where ppl go to hook up? come on pisces...ya hooked up...Now u want MORE? smh Christian mingle might be best for you

Posted by Hare
Maybe him breaking up with you 117 times is just his way of trying to get you to understand what it's like to deal with a Gemini trying to make a decision.

Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Omg.

Let's just have a sharing circle where we hand out Scorpio citizenship alright?

1) Luminaries gain full and equal citizenship.

2) Planets in Scorpio have the percentage membership of Scorpio planets in their top five. (Sun through Mars) outer planets count only if they aspect something, anything.

3) Scorpio Ascendants are offered full dual citizenship.

4) Pluto in Scorpio gets travel visas but no citizenship.

5) Pluto aspects get dual citizenship, only if an orb of 4° or less and only after they complete a multitude of tests, some of which they must author.

6) Scorpio in/on the 8th gets visas and a store discount.

7) Asteroids/Theoretical Points/whatthefuckelseyoucanclaim in Scorpio that don't fit into above categories gets a laminated library card.

There. Now everyone is a sexy scary emotional Scorpio that is egotistical kind of a fucktard and has all the answers to life and is really annoying.

Problem solved.

Posted by MagicMona
honesty, integrity. humility. responsibility. i'm not looking for perfection. i'm looking for one who can admit, own up, and improve. not one who will screw up carelessly and screw over, or be unfeeling, uncaring. i want someone of my own caliber. brutal honesty over fake bullshit and trying to protect feelings. i want to deal with someone who does not deal in ego, but understanding. someone who can put herself aside and see me. because i can and will put myself aside and see her. i want us both to enter our union with "what can i do for her in terms of love and loyalty", not what can we get for ourselves.

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

Posted by Twisted
Why doesn't other signs have this?!!!

Posted by tiziani

Posted by tcta

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

hmmmmm

You relating to your distant cousins?

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Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

Posted by Twisted
Why doesn't other signs have this?!!!

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Twisted
Why doesn't other signs have this?!!!

Because they aren't Scorpios! Duh!

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Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

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Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

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Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

I think the universe decided to play with this "Scorpio woman" n it has thrown one really difficult custom-made challenge at her.. which she has no option but to play. She understood n appreciated the beauty of the game n learned to smile through it all instead of getting all worked up over how to win it or overcome it. I think she befriended the universe instead of resenting it lol. But what do I know. @Tiziani can probably explain it better.

It's way better than Life of Pi. My 2 cents.

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Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

I think the universe decided to play with this "Scorpio woman" n it has thrown one really difficult custom-made challenge at her.. which she has no option but to play. She understood n appreciated the beauty of the game n learned to smile through it all instead of getting all worked up over how to win it or overcome it. I think she befriended the universe instead of resenting it lol. But what do I know. @Tiziani can probably explain it better.

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Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

I think the universe decided to play with this "Scorpio woman" n it has thrown one really difficult custom-made challenge at her.. which she has no option but to play. She understood n appreciated the beauty of the game n learned to smile through it all instead of getting all worked up over how to win it or overcome it. I think she befriended the universe instead of resenting it lol. But what do I know. @Tiziani can probably explain it better.

Thanks! That makes sense. Being friends with the universe seems wise. :-)

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Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

I think the universe decided to play with this "Scorpio woman" n it has thrown one really difficult custom-made challenge at her.. which she has no option but to play. She understood n appreciated the beauty of the game n learned to smile through it all instead of getting all worked up over how to win it or overcome it. I think she befriended the universe instead of resenting it lol. But what do I know. @Tiziani can probably explain it better.

Thanks! That makes sense. Being friends with the universe seems wise. :-)

True.Makes me think love is not the only most magical experience there is.

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Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

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Posted by Teena

Posted by CopperDove

Posted by Teena

Posted by tiziani
"I went through something similar that seemed like a very intricately detailed, tactful and evil plan of the universe. It was as if that's exactly how it should happen. A carefully planned maze which lures you in, but never ends. We may not have an answer as to why it happens, but we will surely get to see the artistic nature of it all by dusk."

- Scorpio Woman

?

Can someone explain this to me?

I think the universe decided to play with this "Scorpio woman" n it has thrown one really difficult custom-made challenge at her.. which she has no option but to play. She understood n appreciated the beauty of the game n learned to smile through it all instead of getting all worked up over how to win it or overcome it. I think she befriended the universe instead of resenting it lol. But what do I know. @Tiziani can probably explain it better.

Thanks! That makes sense. Being friends with the universe seems wise. :-)

True.Makes me think love is not the only most magical experience there is.

That is true -- I like how you phrased that!

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Posted by Infinite8
@Teena and @CopperDove ...making me feel gushy and romantic about life as well. Lol. That was lovely!

Posted by tiziani
Isn't this nice? Why do I always manage to bring Scorps together?



You're all just so cuddly!

Posted by tiziani
I should probably make myself scarce before PhoenixRising sees what I've done with her thread.

Posted by Infinite8

Posted by Teena

Posted by Infinite8
@Teena and @CopperDove ...making me feel gushy and romantic about life as well. Lol. That was lovely!

Aww..we all should do a group hug!! ❤️❤️



#Scorpiosftw ?

????????? cheesy moments should be cherished too!!

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Posted by tiziani
Isn't this nice? Why do I always manage to bring Scorps together?



You're all just so cuddly!

Seems like you have a magic touch with Scorpios... a gift from the universe, Tiz

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Posted by Teena

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Posted by tiziani
Isn't this nice? Why do I always manage to bring Scorps together?



You're all just so cuddly!

Seems like you have a magic touch with Scorpios... a gift from the universe, Tiz

With anyone basically!! #fakecharm But that working on scorpios is ughh!!?

Libra sneakiness ?... gotta keep an eye ? On that Tiz... he's dangerous!!



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Posted by 13th
U better be scared of the girls, cause they scare me, so.......lol

Posted by Taniwha
Interpretative dance.

Posted by NatureBoy
wait...whos back? the Scorpio u went on 2 dates with?

Posted by MysteriousDreamer


Think I was 2 or 3 here...

Posted by EvilHare

I think you're paranoid.

You generally occupy as much space in my mind as dieting.

Posted by WarAngel1
I ❤ everyone!

Edit: fuck you.

Posted by Rabbit

What doesn't nag you into hanging yourself with an extension cord makes you stronger.

Posted by Shruikan

...really? Her eyes dilate when she looks at you...? As in, you're literally shining so bright you're giving off light that's causing her eyes to noticeably dilate right before your eyes? And she has hands that are "ice cold."...Your not girlfriend sounds a lot like Edward. Is your not girlfriend Edward?

Posted by Unwording
I've come to the conclusion that if women can't find any red flags in a relationship, then fuck it, they'll bring their own: