Scorpio humans are not human at all 😋
This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Tinxy on Thursday, December 10, 2015 and has 13 replies.
Just read this had to share lol
Scorpios are disruptive and cruel – and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and restricted because they can’t do it as an adult. So they just go out of their way to irritate everyone around them. They like offending people and have no social graces whatsoever: They may well end up being assassinated. They are very argumentative.
Personality
They have lots and lots of really powerful emotions. Ones which would tear us apart. Scorpio instead thrives on them – they are all feelings of murder: Scorpio is a magnet for weak and unstable people. They collect weirdos, oddballs, wackoes and loonies – anyone they can control, torture, inflct pain on and generally abuse.
If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won’t let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they’ll surprize you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel.
They don’t like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitfulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in pretying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenceless – they like to inflinct pain on helpless litle creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us.
They make bad enemies so don’t cross them. If they combine this enmity with criminal acts you have one of the most dangerous and ruthless gang leaders ever: But they will dress well and always have exquisitely polished shoes to do their kicking with.
They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don’t tell them this, they would think that was cool.
They are not good team players – too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.
Scorpio in love
Look, I don’t want to be unpleasant but Scorpio in love is something I don’t want to think about, let alone write about. It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle. They don’t have the same respect for the law as the rest of us and will happily commit every sexual taboo going, and a few that haven’t been invented yet.
I’m not sure they are capable of falling in love. Falling in lust, yes, but love? I don’t think so. To fall in love you need a heart. They have a lump of ice there instead. Think James Bond here. Would he fall in love? Of course not. He’d have sex and then shoot them. That’s the perfect love affair for a Scorpio.
If they do fall in love with you then they will expect to own you, cont
they do fall in love with you then they will expect to own you, control you, possess and dominate you. They like to play complicated role-playing games – mostly where you have to wear tight restrictive clothes. If you like this slave-master relationship you will be very happy, just as long as you realize you will always be the slave. Well, that is until they tire of you. Most slaves would get dismissed but Scorpio will have you shot instead.
Scorpio and sex
Dark, dangerous, mad, and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggestred a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that’s really nasty.
Scorpio and sex
Dark, dangerous, mad, and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggestred a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that’s really nasty.
Posted by GobshitePosted by Rambunctious76
This is a farce right?
It's supposedly taken from a book called 'Nasty Astrology'.
"Every astrology book on the market says the same sweet things, trying to convince people that we’re all so nice and full of good qualities. Not this guide! Get ready for something deliciously fun: the whole truth about human character. All those dark, dirty little secrets about love, sex, and business come right out in the open. Discover friends’ hidden demons and what makes work associates tick. Unlock the mysteries of the human psyche. Find out what everyone really thinks and feels. You’ll see that Tauruses believe they are refined gourmands when they are truly gluttons and drunks. That those born under the sign of Aries’ hold everyone in contempt. And that Sagittarius has no talent or skills and survives purely on gut instinct. It’s funny, it’s illuminating, and it’s unique."
http://www.amazon.com/Nasty-Astrology-What-Astrologer-About/dp/1843401339click to expand
Have you read this book? It sounds like something you would greatly enjoy.
Sewer astrology guide. 100 % true, guaranteed.
Another person dumped by a Scorpio looking for validation...
take a number and get in line poor thing.
take a number and get in line poor thing.
Posted by KoniuchaPosted by LetltB
Another person dumped by a Scorpio looking for validation...
take a number and get in line poor thing.
OP is a Scorpioclick to expand
So am I. I guess the difference between us is I'm proud to be one?
Daaaaammmmnnnnn!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha..Loloolool.Really?Am not like this though,maybe its locked up deep down somewhere that I'm yet to discover.This is funny
The OP wasn't the one who wrote the excerpt.
Posted by LetltB
Another person dumped by a Scorpio looking for validation...
take a number and get in line poor thing.
Lol I read the first line and thought the same thing. Smh.
lol @ offended.
Posted by flowingwater
@tinxy
Can you do the Aqua one??
Stingers are getting offended...
Yh would like to see the aqua one too!
This made my morning for some reason, lol such a entertaining read thx tinxy
Posted by flowingwater
Tinxy and degenerate_ingenue are some of the most laid back easy going Scorpios on dxp. Good examples of positive Vibes.
Hahaha thank you
Posted by flowingwater
@tinxy
Can you do the Aqua one??
Stingers are getting offended...
Hihhihihihi
I try and find it
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