Scorpio man confusing the ___out of me

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by virgal_perfectionist on Thursday, January 31, 2019 and has 10 replies.
We've been on and off for about a year and half now. This month makes 2 months that we've been 'on.' ... but not really.

Since he's reached back out to me we haven't been on one date and on top of that he's such a dry texter. He text me the same few questions daily:

Good morning, how did you sleep?

How's work?

What did you eat for lunch?

How long will you be up tonight?

And that's about it...for two months now! At times its comical because I can predict what he's going to say next.

Anyways he just invited me over to meet his parents on Sunday for a party they are hosting. I was quite shocked because he hasn't asked me on a date in months and now he wants me to meet his parents??? I'm so confused on what to do....
Posted by virgal_perfectionist

Good morning, how did you sleep?



He wants to know if you've been out with another man the previous night.

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How's work?


He wants to know if a new hot male worker got hired today.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How long will you be up tonight?



Wants to know if you'll go sleep at home or run off to another man when he says goodbye on text.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

What did you eat for lunch?

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Wants to know if you ate something better than him so he can have a reason to be jelly.

Big Grin
What’s confusing?
Posted by Lionheart917

What time did you wake up?

lol at 5:30a CST
Posted by black773

What’s confusing?

He is! I felt like I was being 'friend zoned' so I began to mentally preparing myself to friend zone him as well... then he hits me with meeting his parents??
Posted by DrinkWater

Did you brush and floss you teeth this morning?

lolololololololol that sounds like something he'd ask!!!
Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

Good morning, how did you sleep?



He wants to know if you've been out with another man the previous night.

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How's work?


He wants to know if a new hot male worker got hired today.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How long will you be up tonight?



Wants to know if you'll go sleep at home or run off to another man when he says goodbye on text.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

What did you eat for lunch?



Wants to know if you ate something better than him so he can have a reason to be jelly.

Big Grin
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think this is my most favorite post ever!!! And it's such an accurate description of scorpio. Or me at least.
I think he likes you. Maybe i can be mistaken.
Posted by starlord

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

Good morning, how did you sleep?



He wants to know if you've been out with another man the previous night.

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How's work?


He wants to know if a new hot male worker got hired today.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How long will you be up tonight?



Wants to know if you'll go sleep at home or run off to another man when he says goodbye on text.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

What did you eat for lunch?



Wants to know if you ate something better than him so he can have a reason to be jelly.

Big Grin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think this is my most favorite post ever!!! And it's such an accurate description of scorpio. Or me at least.
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Well, to be fair, she did write they were on and off and in doing this he is fishing for clues how stable (relationship wise) she is. So, it's not that unreasonable, but i dare say it's very transparent and open to too many interpretations if left just as it is. Especially to a virgo who needs to be told in no uncertain terms what the deal is.

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by starlord

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

Good morning, how did you sleep?



He wants to know if you've been out with another man the previous night.

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How's work?


He wants to know if a new hot male worker got hired today.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

How long will you be up tonight?



Wants to know if you'll go sleep at home or run off to another man when he says goodbye on text.



Posted by virgal_perfectionist

What did you eat for lunch?



Wants to know if you ate something better than him so he can have a reason to be jelly.

Big Grin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think this is my most favorite post ever!!! And it's such an accurate description of scorpio. Or me at least.
Well, to be fair, she did write they were on and off and in doing this he is fishing for clues how stable (relationship wise) she is. So, it's not that unreasonable, but i dare say it's very transparent and open to too many interpretations if left just as it is. Especially to a virgo who needs to be told in no uncertain terms what the deal is.

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No I was being serious! To me it seems very accurate. If I am fucking someone more than once, everything I ask is basically to find out, who else they have been fucking/possibly fucking.