scorpios...you sexy rotten bastards

why—

ya'll remind me of that old Prince song "sexy mother f_u_c_k_e_r"

why thank u. 🙂

You guys know that Prince is a scorpio rising?

Wow, that's probably why the chicks flock to him like mad...he might not be the best looking dude, but DAMN,he's got THE VIBE.

I can't believe he's 50.

Isn't he only like 5'3"?

lol

lololol

he wears platforms too...

LOL

But he does play like 7,000 instruments. And he puts on a hell of a live show.

^ that assumes some guy would have you.

who cares if he's short? he can still play some mad basketball.

yeah, he's kinda got a big head doesn't he? I always just thought it was his hairdo...whatever....this thread ain't about prince.

haha!!!

so that's why he always had that funny walk.

i just thought he was trying to invent his own style of macho sexy cowboy dude. how funny..poor guy

Prince is talented, but he's kind of effeminate if you ask me.

Heels, permed hair, and that fake penciled-in mole.

"this thread ain't about prince."

Since you're new, I should fill you in.

FnA is a scorp-hater who lurches here to knock us and steal our thunder.

End of Story.

There would be more, but there's not. She's an Aries. They're that simple to figure out.

oh damn...well I am an Aries too.


anyway, yeah Prince is a little femme, but that's part of the allure I think.

And guy scorps please don't take this wrong, cuz it's not a putdown, actually a compliment, but even though scorps can be 'manly' men and all, i think deep down inside they are so sensitive....that is what draws women to them.

it's a feminine trait yeah, but its also sexy when you mix it in with THE VIBE.


i remember when prince first came out, i was like "that dude is totally gay" but after watching him a couple times, i was like "damn, that dude is sexy as hell...can't figure out what it iS" haha

same thing with you guys..can't figure out what it is

"well I am an Aries too."

great.....

you guys are like cockroaches in the Scorpio motel.

I have a friend that's an Aquarian and she can't keep a man to save her life either. To me she is a bit too cold, aloof and matter of fact and just doesn't exude femininity, she also comes off as desperate the way I see it and lacks confidence. Maybe Jen has a similar character.

""If she wanted babies, she'd have em by now! ""


- —?

How funny, I figured "FuckinA" would be enraged by this topic after simply reading the title of it.

Stupid silly whore, anytime anyone has anything positive to say about us Scorpios, you waste no time to come in and ruin our good time with your insane jealousy and annoying Aries attitude.

"peacelovehappiness", just completely ignore "FuckinA", she's a Scorpio Hater with nothing but shit to say, so don't even bother looking at her posts, because she's far from objective when it comes to talking about Scorpios.

Ooooooooh, okay.

Sorry, Ferd, I got lost. I thought you were talking about the OP for a second. I was thinking, "Really? How do you know?" lol

Ok, thanks for 'splainin'.

So, you *never* wanted kids? Not in your younger days either?

i didn't really want kids until i was told i was infertile. suddenly, i wanted what they were saying i couldn't have. i had to have treatment and the pregnancies were bastards culminating in the labours which were even more of a bastard but it was the most rewarding/excrutiating thing to ever happen to me and now my son is almost 13 and my daughter 9, it's all just as rewarding AND excrutiating.

i don't believe you have the maternal instinct until you have the baby and then it just comes from deep inside.

it's funny but i know a few aries women who have chosen to remain childless.

i love my kids. they are the reason i don't mind growing old. without them, my future would be very bleak and lonely.

I like kids...when they're female, hot, and they turn 18.

I am not...I specifically said 18 yrs old 😉

Yeah, and we're not buying it.

Anyway, how does a thread with the title of "scorpios...you sexy rotten bastards" turn into a thread about kids when every other thread turns into a thread about sex?

"Yeah, and we're not buying it."

Who's selling? Convincing a male scorp of anything is way low on the scrotum pole pal.

"Anyway, how does a thread with the title of "scorpios...you sexy rotten bastards" turn into a thread about kids when every other thread turns into a thread about sex?"

Exactly the point of my post, no?

"LOL...Damn, SSP...so, the bare minimum of 18 is your requirement...that is not good...not good at all."

Not really, I prefer late twenties to early thirties, I don't want to be a teacher, but in general age is of no concern as long as it's legal...hence 18.

"Chester."

The Molester? Now why would you go dragging my brother into this, what did he ever do to you? You fishies are supposed to be a bit less judgemental aren't you?

Besides my first wife was quite a bit older than I, doesn't that qualify me to return the favor? Cradle robbee becomes the robber?

Me thinks thou dost protest too much 😉

Haha at scorpseekspisces..

that same thing happened to me. My virguy is 7 years younger. Love em when they're young.

I think older men are icky now...but back when I was 20 I couldn't get enough of em...funny.

""I think they are cute up until like 2.""

- lol Same here. After that, they become increasingly annoying. Much like adults though. I've come to learn that most adults are simply children with responsibilities.

Also, my kids will be well behaved, unlike the average child. If not, then momma's gonna hafta show 'em who's boss.

MsP

So true about cats. That's why I never wanted one. But I was forced to adopt one, as mice are a common problem throughout the city. And I can't tolerate that- no way, no how. Mice are my BIGGEST FEAR.

But yea, you can always tell when someone owns a cat. Although they may be insensitive to the scent, others can smell it on them.

Imagine my paranoia. When I go to work, I ask my colleagues, "Can you tell that I have a cat? Do I smell like a cat? Tell the truth."

hahahaha - cats do smell if they're confined to one area, but 100% honestly, they aren't smelly animals. their shit stinks, but they don't. i have had a few outdoor cats over the years and they smelled just fine. they're actually pretty clean compared to a lot of BEASTS in the world.

this is funny


http://matthewastrology.blogspot.com/search?q=compatibility+guide

"So, a person maybe 18, but they're still a baby to me and I kinda question guys who are in their late 20's or older about why they would date someone that young."

Whoa, dating! Are you insane? Who said anything about dating? I'd only consider hot nsa sex at that age.

Fortunately it doesn't have to sound right to you, only the principles. Consenting adults do as they wish, society and it's ridiculous "morals" steeped in the hypocrisy of religion don't sound right to me, but I'll never begrudge anyone their right to believe as they wish.

That is a rather hateful thing to say don't you think? You would wish harm on someone for doing something perfectly legal but not up to your personal ethical standards? Very narrow-minded thinking there. Quite Puritan in fact. Reminds me of the abortion clinic bombers.

You've completely turned the situation into a one-sided affair; you have predetermined that the young woman is being taken advantage of and this is where your thinking becomes flawed.

How many young women go after older guys for their money? Whom is being taken advantage of here? How about strippers? How about the likes of Anna Nicole Smith? Most conservative women only see it one way; the poor innocent little girl being stalked by the dirty old pervert. That is an old stereotype, girls these days know full well what they are doing.

Being responsible has nothing to do with it, being held to someone else's moral standards is the only issue here. An 18 yr old can go to Iraq and get their limbs blown off, but I'm an a $ $ hole if I have consensual sex with someone of the same age? Which of the two choices that an 18 yr old could make would have the most impact on their lives?

Besides the semantics, you've turned a joke into an issue of debate and apparent deep personal concern to you. I don't believe that you are looking at this objectively, but as I've already said, that's your prerogative and I would never attempt to deny anyone the right to feel the way they do.

You're advocating a double standard, apparently an older guy can't be taken advantage of because he willingly went for the younger girl, but not vice-versa?

Your entire premise that 18 yr olds are not mature enough to know what they are doing has no basis and is more of an ideological stereotype than anything else. There are plenty of guys that have been married for 20+ years, get divorced and find themselves back on the market in a dating world that is like being on another planet to them. The 18 yr old girls however have lost their virginity 4 or 5 years earlier, grown up with Hollywood and the internet and are very savvy in the ways of the dating world and they learn very quickly how to use their bodies to get what they want and all the right things to say to the guy, that is for the most part naive.

Why should an older guy pay for sex with an 18 yr old? Again you have taken the notion that only the young girl is desirable and that the world revolves around her, as though she is some great prize. Sorry, but they are quite plentiful. Do you think Brad Pitt would need to pay to have sex with one or more of them? Kinda doubt it huh? Women are not automatically the prize, men are just as capable of taking that role no matter the age. I know quite a few younger women that would have no problem getting it on with Sean Connery.

My sister is 14 years younger than I and her best friend since high school is a stripper, has been for quite a few years. I've gotten all of the inside info on how young chicks operate and they are nowhere near as immature as you claim them to be. They can out hustle a 40 year old woman without breaking a sweat.

"ScorpSeeksPiscesFightsAries... Are You having fun? coz i see a flicker of a smirk on your face"

Muwahahaha

You guys are picking certain statements to respond to and ignoring those for which you apparently do not have a good rebuttal.

Did I say that I based my entire knowledge of young women on strippers? No, you left out the part where my sister is 14 years younger than I am, I've seen plenty with her and her friends over the years and partied with them often.

How about that drinking age of 21? Conveniently avoiding the age at which a person can join the US military...18 btw. What say ye to that? Uncle Sam thinks they are mature enough to handle killing another human and handle weapons of mass destruction, yet you guys think they can't handle sex with an older guy? C'mon... give it up already. Tell me exactly what it is that they aren't mature enough to handle? How is an 18 yr old guy's cawk in her mouth any different than a 50 yr old guy doing the same thing? Maturity has jack to do with this, it's a weak argument at best. Antiquated taboos on age, no different than when it was considered sick and deplorable by 99% of America to engage in homosexual or lesbian sex.

This is all about forcing your morals upon people that are of the age of consent and engaging in lawful activity. Just like religion attempts to do with it's followers. I'm a Libertarian atheist, check out Doug Stanhope on youtube if you want to know how such a person thinks.

Your white flag is duly accepted OFA

Your lack of a proper response to address the issues is the equivalent of a white flag. Lawyers must file a motion for continuance if they can't come up with a rebuttal on the spot and need more time to think about it, is that what you wish to do...ask for more time to formulate an answer?

A Conservative Catholic...no...I don't believe it, whodathunkit?

Read the thread so that you know what you are talking about, then you'll have your answer to the question about what I'm doing with whom.

Nice try, but you are the one that has failed to answer my points...we won't be progressing any further until you a) bring yourself up to speed on the debate and b) answer points already made that you avoided.

Address the 18 yr olds and under 25s in the US military please...they are given weapons of mass destruction to maintain and operate. Doesn't get much more mature than that.

If you think I'm cranky or even mean...you'll be in for a shock if I ever do show up around here in that mood.

"To which my opinion is that perhaps once you are over 30, you should deal with people who are 25 and up only. On a maturity level, that makes more sense. For example, me being a spritely 21 years of age, anyone a few notches of maturity up from me would not be able to handle my spunk, energy, naivety, etc. I am not looking at settling down at this age! Neither are most 18 year olds lol They are crazy if they are."

Not all 18 year olds are immature, and not all 30 year olds are mature. I think what he's saying is that if he finds a girl he's interested in(which might mean she'd be very mature for her age), then he's not going to be concerned by her age.

"Now, I know settling down is not what you are talking about. To me, if you are over 30 and are sleeping with someone who is 18, why?? Desperation? Loneliness? The girl is easy? I dunno?? Of course, one could question why the 18 year old is doing it too! She is looking for security and comfort but for some reason, I doubt a 30+ year old dude is looking to give her that. And it's just borderline illegal...Even though it is legal but whatever, it's creepy."

If he's sleeping with 18 year olds, I'd say it's probably he likes them, he's attracted to them, and he doesn't mind their age. Why should he mind their age if they're mature?

Not even a little cranky, just killing a little time with one of my old favorite pastimes.

See, the thing is that neither you nor FukinA mentioned any exclusions to the 18yr olds that weren't mature enough in your eyes. Maturity still has nothing to do with it, it's all about an indoctrinated belief that you and she both hold about age and relationships. But we'll set that fact aside for the moment; let's talk about which 18 yr olds are mature...those in the military, but not one other 18 yr old in the world? Based on what, your intimate knowledge of the 18 yr olds that you know? Versus the entire world population of that age group...terrible poll sampling size, huge margin for error (Fox News would use it though).

Barely legal...a term used by people to sensationalize, it's either legal or it isn't...you'd make a poor lawyer if you didn't recognize that fact.

Again, I ask you; what is the difference between a 50 yr old guy phuking an 18 yr old girl and an 18 yr old guy phuking her? Each of the two men are equally capable of breaking her heart, lying to her, treating her like shit, etc, etc, ad nauseam. The only difference is the age, and if you have a problem with age difference that is your right to hold that opinion, myopic as it may be. Again, this is the same thinking that homophobic types employ; it grosses them out so it shouldn't be allowed, oblivious to the fact that two consenting individuals engaging in sex, no matter their gender or age are not hurting them or causing any imposition in any form.

"Because I'm saying emotionally, most 18 year olds cannot quite handle the side-effects of sex."

🙂

Oh, and I disagree(I'm 19, so that means my opinion trumps yours, right?😛).