Seagoat-Scorp Relations
This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Sn1p3r187 on Wednesday, July 16, 2014 and has 122 replies.
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Following off of Sirhorns example I've been chosen to be the liaison between the Scorp and Cap board. Please direct any issues with Caps towards me and I will that they are dealt with swiftly and quietly, stuffed somewhere never to be seen again. As well as issues, I will work to improve relations between our two boards so as to relations never falling apart like Israel and Palestine. With that out of the way, Sup.
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
Lovely.
Who was Owl? I keep hearing about him. What did he do?
Try to steal the Scorpio Board's hooters?
Just couldn't let the train owls in peace, am I right?
Just couldn't let the train owls in peace, am I right?
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
He was just a naughty goat.
Had some questions about scorpio women and he didn't care for the answers.....so he then spammed the boards to the point of......
Should I hunt down this owl and do bodily harm to him and make an example out of him?
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
I don't think I've ever seen our two boards lose comradery.
It might have been a close call when owlpharoah tried to make himself at home.....but the cancers swooped in and saved us from demise
Thanks Moonartist. But he's just an urban legend now? Damn did Moonartist murder him?
Posted by Sn1p3r187
Following off of Sirhorns example I've been chosen to be the liaison between the Scorp and Cap board. Please direct any issues with Caps towards me and I will that they are dealt with swiftly and quietly, stuffed somewhere never to be seen again. As well as issues, I will work to improve relations between our two boards so as to relations never falling apart like Israel and Palestine. With that out of the way, Sup.
Anything short of having water, imo Cap males should have their own element: ICE
They are NOTHING like Virgo or Taurus, and in fact insult the Virgo/Taurus guy's bold honesty.
There is nothing down to earth about Cap males, other than the red carpet they think their feet should walk on. puke..
The women (in most cases) are just as nasty.
As individuals they are bearable..when it comes to relationships/dating, FORGET IT read above. Cowards shivering in a cold dark corner throwing ice darts for anyone who dares to show heart to them.
Anyone can make money, anyone can run a business when they can put their mind to it. If that's all Caps are known for..well, big deal. Nothing nice to say about the chilly schmucks..at all.
Hmm, Jupiter is in my 1st house now, so Leo should be in my 2nd.
Woo.
As for killing things, how about that "thing" about Crabs, Scorps and Caps all being into Bsdm?
Or do we milk that for all it's worth and just troll endlessly?
Woo.
As for killing things, how about that "thing" about Crabs, Scorps and Caps all being into Bsdm?
Or do we milk that for all it's worth and just troll endlessly?
One of these chumps from foreigner know exactly what I'm talking about too...
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"COOOOOOOOOOLD ICEEE, ICE COLD"
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
(Plus I spent ten minutes trying to find a hooter theif gif..........unsuccessfully))
Found some
Posted by TwirlingStrawberryPosted by MoonArtistPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
I don't think I've ever seen our two boards lose comradery.
It might have been a close call when owlpharoah tried to make himself at home.....but the cancers swooped in and saved us from demise
we are forever grateful for your services.click to expand
You're most welcome! He had that one a long time coming.
He had a long time coming. Now he's a long time gone.
Posted by Sn1p3r187
Thanks Moonartist. But he's just an urban legend now? Damn did Moonartist murder him?
Well....lets just say that he's....quiet. Nice and quiet.
Posted by LetltB
Anything short of having water, imo Cap males should have their own element: ICE
They are NOTHING like Virgo or Taurus, and in fact insult the Virgo/Taurus guy's bold honesty.
There is nothing down to earth about Cap males, other than the red carpet they think their feet should walk on. puke..
The women (in most cases) are just as nasty.
As individuals they are bearable..when it comes to relationships/dating, FORGET IT read above. Cowards shivering in a cold dark corner throwing ice darts for anyone who dares to show heart to them.
Anyone can make money, anyone can run a business when they can put their mind to it. If that's all Caps are known for..well, big deal. Nothing nice to say about the chilly schmucks..at all.
Funny enough, Scorpio gets out of the water signs~
Taurus=Venus, Virgo=Mercury, Cap = Saturn. One of these planets is not as nice as the others.
Debatable. Being Ruthless and Materialistic does get you lots of stuff and power, just gotta you know, kiss any intimate relationship goodbye for the most part.
Opposite of Cancer, clinging or being emotional in anyway makes us uncomfortable. It's unnatural to use, while water signs live it.
True, but how much are you willing to sacrifice for it in the process? I will remind you there are times being unemotional and objective is seen as a positive. Just those don't do well with relationships, which comes with the territory. Also known as disciplined and other things, but if you seriously think Caps aren't that special or anything, picture how fucked the zodiac would be with 11 signs. No Cardinal Earth.
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
Posted by LetltB
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
In fact. You can go Fuck yourself
I personally like Caps. I've seen a very few in real life who are unevolved nuts who should be sent to a desert island, but the majority that I know are great. I have quite a few in my life and they always have my back, and manage to have a very down to earth and laid back way of handling problems while I'm riding an emotional panic wave or something. My youngest is a Cap, and he has the greatest sense of humor. I think they're my fav of the earth signs.
Also, John Legend is a Cap and his music is so lovely. He wrote this for his wife....melt!
Also, John Legend is a Cap and his music is so lovely. He wrote this for his wife....melt!
Posted by SirHorns
Opposite of Cancer, clinging or being emotional in anyway makes us uncomfortable. It's unnatural to use, while water signs live it.
True, but how much are you willing to sacrifice for it in the process? I will remind you there are times being unemotional and objective is seen as a positive. Just those don't do well with relationships, which comes with the territory. Also known as disciplined and other things, but if you seriously think Caps aren't that special or anything, picture how fucked the zodiac would be with 11 signs. No Cardinal Earth.
I'd be pretty damn uncomfortable too if anyone became clingy with me. You can call unemotional, and objective as positive when it's business, in fact I think most of us do this regardless of sign. If you don't have the ability to communicate with a significant other or able to separate business, that's not positive since communication is the foundation to relationships. Taurus and Virgos know this and DO communicate. They are down to earth and are able to separate the two.
Posted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltB
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
In fact. You can go Fuck yourselfclick to expand
Yah...hence why I took things into my own hands on the cap board.
Immature jackass.
Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltB
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
In fact. You can go Fuck yourself
Yah...hence why I took things into my own hands on the cap board.
Immature jackass.click to expand
No. You're the one who's being immature simply because you judge all Capricorns. You little immature bitch.
Posted by LetltB
I'd be pretty damn uncomfortable too if anyone became clingy with me. You can call unemotional, and objective as positive when it's business, in fact I think most of us do this regardless of sign. If you don't have the ability to communicate with a significant other or able to separate business, that's not positive since communication is the foundation to relationships. Taurus and Virgos know this and DO communicate. They are down to earth and are able to separate the two.
Keyword: Business.
A Cap would treat a serious relationship like one, doing their best to provide your needs and wants. Material ones being the easiest for them, emotional ones being challenging. Caps go for logic > emotion and usually brush their own aside or outright ignore/repress them. It's why they have the image of being dependable in crisis situations. In truth, softies at heart, but much to the misfortune of whoever wants them, their is a wall there. If it comes down, you'd bee surprised how emotional they can actually be.
Though if hate that, their are other signs out there, so be it.
Posted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltB
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
In fact. You can go Fuck yourself
Yah...hence why I took things into my own hands on the cap board.
Immature jackass.
No. You're the one who's being immature simply because you judge all Capricorns. You little immature bitch.click to expand
I'm being honest...every male Cap from a dating perspective, the experience was identical. I'm all for a meeting one who isn't like that. When I do, I'll be sure to report back. Nothing immature about being honest now is there? Not that it matters, cuz I don't date women, but I left room for the women and used the word "most".
If that makes me a bitch...I'll own it. Immature?..not by a long shot.
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
Please don't feed the 8th house stellium.
She tends to get constipated if you do.
Just saying..........
Maybe her constipation will destroy her bowels. Really she needs to get laid and get off the damn computer and find a hobby.
Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by LetltB
In fact...Sn1p3r187 your services aren't needed.
In fact. You can go Fuck yourself
Yah...hence why I took things into my own hands on the cap board.
Immature jackass.
No. You're the one who's being immature simply because you judge all Capricorns. You little immature bitch.
I'm being honest...every male Cap from a dating perspective, the experience was identical. I'm all for a meeting one who isn't like that. When I do, I'll be sure to report back. Nothing immature about being honest now is there? Not that it matters, cuz I don't date women, but I left room for the women and used the word "most".
If that makes me a bitch...I'll own it. Immature?..not by a long shot.click to expand
Uhh yeah you are. You just judged every damn Cap that ever existed. And I'm pretty sure if you met one you'd still judge them for being colder than ice when that is not the case. So yeah..... You are immature, you're just in very big denial. Woman get laid and get off the damn computer for once in your life. Report back? The only time you'll ever report back is if the Cap fucked you over only giving you more fuel for the fire. Why don't you actually read what you wrote, Shit you're incredibly contradicting.
Posted by SirHorns
Keyword: Business.
A Cap would treat a serious relationship like one, doing their best to provide your needs and wants. Material ones being the easiest for them, emotional ones being challenging. Caps go for logic > emotion and usually brush their own aside or outright ignore/repress them. It's why they have the image of being dependable in crisis situations. In truth, softies at heart, but much to the misfortune of whoever wants them, their is a wall there. If it comes down, you'd bee surprised how emotional they can actually be.
Though if hate that, their are other signs out there, so be it.
I'm not talking about a Cap in a relationship...I'm talking about when it comes to dating and their behavior prior to gettin to that point. It's horrible. Taurus and Virgo, aren't afraid of a woman communicating how they feel (and yes, minus the clingy/text-stalky b.s.), in fact it inspires them for their need of acknowledgement & confirmation to move the process along. They are both ALSO very logical, stable and dependable. Capricorn however, you need a chain saw to get through the nasty, cold and expressionless icepack they have going on. It's ridiculous.
Posted by LetltBPosted by SirHorns
Keyword: Business.
A Cap would treat a serious relationship like one, doing their best to provide your needs and wants. Material ones being the easiest for them, emotional ones being challenging. Caps go for logic > emotion and usually brush their own aside or outright ignore/repress them. It's why they have the image of being dependable in crisis situations. In truth, softies at heart, but much to the misfortune of whoever wants them, their is a wall there. If it comes down, you'd bee surprised how emotional they can actually be.
Though if hate that, their are other signs out there, so be it.
I'm not talking about a Cap in a relationship...I'm talking about when it comes to dating and their behavior prior to gettin to that point. It's horrible. Taurus and Virgo, aren't afraid of a woman communicating how they feel (and yes, minus the clingy/text-stalky b.s.), in fact it inspires them for their need of acknowledgement & confirmation to move the process along. They are both ALSO very logical, stable and dependable. Capricorn however, you need a chain saw to get through the nasty, cold and expressionless icepack they have going on. It's ridiculous.click to expand
Woman have you dated every Earth sign out there to make a conclusion? No? That's the what I thought. Now shut the fuck up and go get dicked. Cuz you really need it
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
....and crabs
but you never know about them. they tell are secrets and stuff.
See, this is why I advocate any Scorps or Caps dating Crabs to shove their tongue down their crab's throat when:
- they try telling secrets
- you think they're gonna tell a secret
- when you feel like it
- when they hug you
- just any excuse you can find really.
Posted by Sn1p3r187 Uhh yeah you are. You just judged every damn Cap that ever existed. And I'm pretty sure if you met one you'd still judge them for being colder than ice when that is not the case. So yeah..... You are immature, you're just in very big denial. Woman get laid and get off the damn computer for once in your life. Report back? The only time you'll ever report back is if the Cap fucked you over only giving you more fuel for the fire. Why don't you actually read what you wrote, Shit you're incredibly contradicting.
First time I think I've ever expressed IN DETAIL how I feel about caps. Always have used the "ice" word...always. It's the truth and my experience. Sorry you are having such a difficult time with that. Nothing contradicting at all here.
Posted by Sn1p3r187 Woman have you dated every Earth sign out there to make a conclusion? No? That's the what I thought. Now shut the fuck up and go get dicked. Cuz you really need it
Um...no that would be impossible to date every earth sign out there wouldn't it? I speak of the ones I did.
(had plenty of dicking for 10 days while on vacation..I'm quite content thank you)
Geez.... I Have to agree with (cough) Lib. Her description of a Cap Male could NOT be any more precise of my Capricorn Ex-Husband.
I was gonna rant here, but I will hold back. I seem to be in a very aggressive mood today, it would not be pretty. Lol
I was gonna rant here, but I will hold back. I seem to be in a very aggressive mood today, it would not be pretty. Lol
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
Please don't feed the 8th house stellium.
She tends to get constipated if you do.
Just saying..........
...and to you nut job..that resentment thing you have going on is really creepy.
Did ya drink that poison hoping I'll die yet? I'm still here.
Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
....and crabs
but you never know about them. they tell are secrets and stuff.
Do not....
Posted by FixedWater
Geez.... I Have to agree with (cough) Lib. Her description of a Cap Male could NOT be any more precise of my Capricorn Ex-Husband.
I was gonna rant here, but I will hold back. I seem to be in a very aggressive mood today, it would not be pretty. Lol
Got ya covered.
No help needed. Wouldn't want anyone to call you a bitch or constipated or...whatever else gets flung. It's bouncing off for the two of us..trust me.Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187 Uhh yeah you are. You just judged every damn Cap that ever existed. And I'm pretty sure if you met one you'd still judge them for being colder than ice when that is not the case. So yeah..... You are immature, you're just in very big denial. Woman get laid and get off the damn computer for once in your life. Report back? The only time you'll ever report back is if the Cap fucked you over only giving you more fuel for the fire. Why don't you actually read what you wrote, Shit you're incredibly contradicting.
First time I think I've ever expressed IN DETAIL how I feel about caps. Always have used the "ice" word...always. It's the truth and my experience. Sorry you are having such a difficult time with that. Nothing contradicting at all here.click to expand
Well no cared to hear your damn opinion. This became an issue when you decided to take it to the cap board you contradicting fuckhole. Maybe you shouldn't use "ice" so freely like to describe every Cap you've met because haven't met us all. I personally do not care for your experiences with them or your lies. You made this an issue when you brought it to the Cap board you dumb fuck. Fuck your opinion. And more importantly fuck you. You damn contradicting shitbird. Go back to yahoo answers and maybe the idiots there will answer your bias bullshit.
Posted by LetltB
I'm not talking about a Cap in a relationship...I'm talking about when it comes to dating and their behavior prior to gettin to that point. It's horrible. Taurus and Virgo, aren't afraid of a woman communicating how they feel (and yes, minus the clingy/text-stalky b.s.), in fact it inspires them for their need of acknowledgement & confirmation to move the process along. They are both ALSO very logical, stable and dependable. Capricorn however, you need a chain saw to get through the nasty, cold and expressionless icepack they have going on. It's ridiculous.
Capricorn's aren't afraid of emotions, they're uncomfortable by them do to feeling unskilled and unable to deal with/support someone flawlessly. Caps do have perfectionism kicking their ass.
^-Cap trying to comfort you. As for their own emotions, they don't like depending on others for that and rather hand those on their own. It's how they get stuff done. They have to compromise a lot just to give the person a change to win their heart in the first place. Which is why it's better to be chased by a cap, then chase one.
Also finding funny that: Ice cold wall around the heart = Not logical, stable and dependable as the other earth signs.
Posted by SirHornsPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
....and crabs
but you never know about them. they tell are secrets and stuff.
See, this is why I advocate any Scorps or Caps dating Crabs to shove their tongue down their crab's throat when:
- they try telling secrets
- you think they're gonna tell a secret
- when you feel like it
- when they hug you
- just any excuse you can find really.click to expand
ROFLMAO....HEY NOW!!....if tongues are going to be shoved down crab throats there had better be some major finesse involved. Not just any gouache and groping move will do. There has to be some underlying passion, soul burning need to emotionally devour and a bit of romantic overtures, too.
Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187 Woman have you dated every Earth sign out there to make a conclusion? No? That's the what I thought. Now shut the fuck up and go get dicked. Cuz you really need it
Um...no that would be impossible to date every earth sign out there wouldn't it? I speak of the ones I did.
(had plenty of dicking for 10 days while on vacation..I'm quite content thank you)click to expand
Hehehehehe. Plenty of dicking for 10 days? I bet you couldn't even get it for one day. Shit I couldn't who'd bang yo shriveled up dusty cooch crawling with bugs. Hahaha
It seems like you didn't even see the satisfaction of any dick while on vacation. Did your vibrator short circuit? Btw, having sex with your dildo doesn't count as a dicking.Posted by MoonArtistPosted by SirHornsPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
....and crabs
but you never know about them. they tell are secrets and stuff.
See, this is why I advocate any Scorps or Caps dating Crabs to shove their tongue down their crab's throat when:
- they try telling secrets
- you think they're gonna tell a secret
- when you feel like it
- when they hug you
- just any excuse you can find really.
ROFLMAO....HEY NOW!!....if tongues are going to be shoved down crab throats there had better be some major finesse involved. Not just any gouache and groping move will do. There has to be some underlying passion, soul burning need to emotionally devour and a bit of romantic overtures, too.click to expand
Lucky me and Horns then.
Posted by Sn1p3r187 Well no cared to hear your damn opinion. This became an issue when you decided to take it to the cap board you contradicting fuckhole. Maybe you shouldn't use "ice" so freely like to describe every Cap you've met because haven't met us all. I personally do not care for your experiences with them or your lies. You made this an issue when you brought it to the Cap board you dumb fuck. Fuck your opinion. And more importantly fuck you. You damn contradicting shitbird. Go back to yahoo answers and maybe the idiots there will answer your bias bullshit.
Correction^^^ it wasn't an opinion, it is truth of experience in the real world. Two very different things. I don't ice anyone until someone attempts to frost my eyelashes first. Other than that, I'm a pretty friendly person. I didn't make anything an issue, I would never ask anyone to speak for me, and didn't want the Caps to think for one second you speak for me. That's pretty much it. You try and have a warm & nice day ok?
Posted by MoonArtist
ROFLMAO....HEY NOW!!....if tongues are going to be shoved down crab throats there had better be some major finesse involved. Not just any gouache and groping move will do. There has to be some underlying passion, soul burning need to emotionally devour and a bit of romantic overtures, too.
That's the point:
-bad crabs get surprise attack kisses.
-naughty ones get the kiss of "you're gonna have bite marks when we get home" kisses.
- good crabs get "You help me keep faith with humanity" passion kisses.
Spots on the wall! Woo Flung Dung!?!?!??!!
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
I think LIB ran off with the naked jet ski guy.
It pains me to admit, I actually kind of miss her
"Frame The Pain"click to expand
HEY LIB!! BEHOLD THE SHAME!!!
Posted by LetltBPosted by Sn1p3r187 Well no cared to hear your damn opinion. This became an issue when you decided to take it to the cap board you contradicting fuckhole. Maybe you shouldn't use "ice" so freely like to describe every Cap you've met because haven't met us all. I personally do not care for your experiences with them or your lies. You made this an issue when you brought it to the Cap board you dumb fuck. Fuck your opinion. And more importantly fuck you. You damn contradicting shitbird. Go back to yahoo answers and maybe the idiots there will answer your bias bullshit.
Correction^^^ it wasn't an opinion, it is truth of experience in the real world. Two very different things. I don't ice anyone until someone attempts to frost my eyelashes first. Other than that, I'm a pretty friendly person. I didn't make anything an issue, I would never ask anyone to speak for me, and didn't want the Caps to think for one second you speak for me. That's pretty much it. You try and have a warm & nice day ok?click to expand
Your opinion isn't fact ho. I'll don't care what you want. I'm not speaking for every Scorp here. I'm simply here to improve relations between the two boards and deal with issues that the boards both have in common. Friendly? Your behavior says otherwise you stupid ho. Now do everyone a favor and go back to slitting your wrists bitch Have a nice dirtnap in hell alright bitch
Posted by SirHornsPosted by MoonArtist
ROFLMAO....HEY NOW!!....if tongues are going to be shoved down crab throats there had better be some major finesse involved. Not just any gouache and groping move will do. There has to be some underlying passion, soul burning need to emotionally devour and a bit of romantic overtures, too.
That's the point:
-bad crabs get surprise attack kisses.
-naughty ones get the kiss of "you're gonna have bite marks when we get home" kisses.
- good crabs get "You help me keep faith with humanity" passion kisses.click to expand
What do naughty good crabs get?
Posted by MrFirebird
Spots on the wall! Woo Flung Dung!?!?!??!!
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by MrFirebirdPosted by TwirlingStrawberry
I think LIB ran off with the naked jet ski guy.
It pains me to admit, I actually kind of miss her
"Frame The Pain"
HEY LIB!! BEHOLD THE SHAME!!!click to expand
Misquoted again..sorry.
Yea..I saw this yesterday. Obsession/resentment & then the denial.
Very painful for her I suppose.
Posted by MoonArtist
What do naughty good crabs get?
Stuff that they want to brag about for five life times.
But can't cause no telling the secrets of the Scorpy or Cappy~
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