TAURUS rules all your signs!! >=[

with an iron fist, mwuahahahahahah!! >=[
(posted on Taurus forum)

lol maybe I'm just power tripping,
but!


you think Aries's passionate, and Gemini's got the gift of the gab,
pfft, only Taurus can have the power placement of Mars in Taurus, Venus in Aries,
and Mercury in Gemini.

Geminis may be con-artist manipulative, but we have the charisma to seduce on a mass scale.
(when the bull can get past the boring part. >=[)



we're also emotional strong and feeling-oriented, without being clingy and moody like Cancer,
we have pride and power and ambition that takes out the Leo,
and the Leo and Aries temper tantrums are nothing compared to the Taurus volcanic fury.
as far as I know, all power tantrums have submitted to my hellfire rage, everytime,
and they like it too.


Leos may have been some kings and politicians, but we have always been emperors and dictators.

we are hardworking but not workaholics and anal-ist like Virgos,
that's why a lot of Virgos turn serial killers.


No sign is as romantic as us,
and we decide carefully before we fall in love,

not right off the bat like Aries and not superficial like Libra.

We don't have the magic smile of Libra, but Venus herself gave us the magic touch.
our sensual hands are so intense that romantic interests can never resist.


Scorpio may be sexually magnetic, but we are sensually captivating.
and we can handle the stinger anytime, we have sharp horns, and two of them,
and we also trample over the Scorp anyday.

Sagittarius are philosophical, but most deep philosophy writers that made a change was Taurus,
and Sagt are too idiotic and bipolar to get things done, and they have no talents only relying on luck.
and we also have higher sex drive.
Sagt are supposed to be seekers of truth, it's because they are most often full of butter.

just like Libras are supposed to be the balance, but they themselves are NEVER balanced.



Capricorns are too restrictful, materialistic, ignorant to new ways, and being a cardinal sign, they are usually young souls and wishy washy.

Aquarius may be deep thinkers, supposedly,
but they are windbags that can actually talk themselves to death,
and they never know what they want. Aquarius moon, 'nuff said.
also they are the weakest link in the four fixed signs,
hence only Taurus, Scorpio, and Leo are considered "Power signs"

Aquarians are soooo political, lol, but they are always below the other 3 signs on the political food chain.

Pisces may be cosmic, but they are always day dreaming and not grounded,
and noone knows wtf they're talking about anyways.
They make good musicians, but so do we.
and then they tend to commit suicide and end up in the mental hospital,
owned by a Taurus probably.

all my Pisces friends have always submitted to me. >=[



we're the richest sign in the zodiac,
we are indomitable, we're the most loving and also the most powerhungry,
we have faith, but not religious
we're saints and also sinners, maxing out the 7 sins.
Greed, Pride, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and WRATH.
yep, thats right.


Sagittarius may have the 13th constellation Ophiuchus, but we have the counter 13th constellation, - Arachne.
so not only do we have money, we also have fury, healing powers, and also venom of the spider, in our vengeance.

and the fallacy saying goes,
"the things we have in life we cannot carry to the grave"

so be it! all my belongings shall be given to loved ones, (because we're generous)
and also burned with me in a funeral pyre, Viking style , so that I can possess their spirits and take them with me too.


and if we can't bring things with us when we're dead, so what?
this is Life, and out key phrase is "we HAVE"



and that is why
we OWN Life itself, and all your lives, and we RULE this world, and soon this universe too.
since Lucifer is the morning star, and Venus is the morning star.
we also RULE Hell, and soon Heaven as well, (if it exists) mwuahahhahahahah!! >=[

and Virgos are fvckin wacked.
the hot and cold coquette behaviors in women drive me crazy,
virgo males anal-ize everything and think the world is wrong and they're always right, with a lameass sense of humor.
same to females, and then they analize themselves too and think they're right, but they know they don't.

and they think they know all, but they're actually pretty immature and fickle.
they try to be selflessness, but it's just a defense mechanism against their own selfishness
that they so deny, Virgos make excellent Jews and serial killers.



Virgo comes no way near the glory of the bull.
next on the food chain is Scorpio, and then Leo and then maybe Pisces.


the brightest stars,
the four royal stars in the heavens, Aldebaran, Antares, Regulus, and Fomalhaut,
represent the four signs : Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, and Pisces.




Venus' orbit forms the shape of a pentagram, which other planets do that?
and it already goes without saying that Taurus dominates Libra completely in every way.




so ends my speech/rant/blasphemy/insanity/lunacy. >=[

we are the most powerful sign in the zodiac, and ALL zodiacs! >=[
our true ruling planet is PanHorus aka Apollyon the destroyer/lightbringer/savior. >=[


WE
TAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=[ >=[ >=[


RULE
forever, and ever, and ever.




and Scorpio is the second most powerful sign, thus I seek the one Scorpio woman to be my queen on the throne.
I'm still King, and she must know that 😛


so all Scorpio women, seek a worthy Taurus man and experience the cosmic eternal attraction that no other signs can.


HAIL! >=P

[aaaaand.. plz excuse the multiple board post!!
this one is the most crowded, so I might as well, mwuahahahaha!!]

pfft,
we have our inner strength and calm intensity the scorp lacks and can only dream of 😛
and we also draw you in with our sensual earth power,
only with a Taurus can you truly feel cosmic! >=P

no, I came to spread the message of peace, in the land of war!! 😛

yeah, but it revolves around 30% of earth. Quality over quantity!
or body is the same, 70% of water,
but when we're bones, the 30% that is the skeleton earth, still remains. >=P

Posted by Minotaur
no, I came to spread the message of peace, in the land of war!! 😛

yeah, but it revolves around 30% of earth. Quality over quantity!
or body is the same, 70% of water,
but when we're bones, the 30% that is the skeleton earth, still remains. >=P

Water is essential to life, just look at the ocean.

Land however is not, everything that lives needs water, but not everything that lives needs land.

o_O without land there's no place for one to stand on, we'll be totally chaotic since there's nothing to ground us onto the earth, chaotic like pirates 😛
and then there will be no agriculture and wild animals,
without land there'll be no gravity for even water to exist in the ocean.
with no land, the water would clash with the fire within the earth and all evaporate,
and with enough heat all the water will turn to air anyways.

and with no water, there'll be no air or is there? o_O, and without air, no fire.

but earth can exist by itself 😛



damn, I knew this Water vs Earth thing I argue with my Pisces friend would happen here lol x_x

Posted by Minotaur
o_O without land there's no place for one to stand on, we'll be totally chaotic since there's nothing to ground us onto the earth, chaotic like pirates 😛
and then there will be no agriculture and wild animals,
without land there'll be no gravity for even water to exist in the ocean.
with no land, the water would clash with the fire within the earth and all evaporate,
and with enough heat all the water will turn to air anyways.

and with no water, there'll be no air or is there? o_O, and without air, no fire.

but earth can exist by itself 😛



damn, I knew this Water vs Earth thing I argue with my Pisces friend would happen here lol x_x

I didn't realize fish had legs.

Posted by Beetleguese
Don't need the land mass, the oceans are self sufficient, teeming with life, bulls and other farm animals will be shit out of luck, scorps can evolve and adapt, join our crab buddies that can't resist us or we could just up and transform into an eagle or a phoenix and fly off...what can you turn into, besides dinner on my plate?

lol that was hilarious, nice.

pfft, then all the signs would be out of luck then,
but the reality, we're still living on land, mwuahaha!!

and keep in mind that scorps actually would die in water, you'd drown before you can adapt!
since ya'll live in teh desert, haha, which is Earth!
unless you count the water scorpion, ewwww ewww!!!

Our evolution goes calf - bull - minotaur.
we'll trap your phoenix birdy in our labyrinth with no way out,
you'll only hit the ceiling trying to fly off.

and then we've cleave you with our mighty ax,
skin your feathers and make a flaming fur coat,
roast you with your own fire, drink your fowl blood as wine,
and have you as raw dinner right there on the spot, no need for a plate. Mwuahahahahaha!!

lol you bastard xD

what defeat? would you like to be a water scorpion??
ewww, you should google image it, you would only have 4 legs,
and 2 legs coming outta your face, if that's not the teeth or something.

they're actually water bugs, that resemble the scorpion slightly,
with a pitiful excuse for a stinger that doesn't really work 😛

and how will you survive in salt water?? lol



now see, a phoenix can't make dinner out of a minotaur,
but the minotaur can make a meal out of a phoenix.

you can't even burn us without facing the wrath of the horns and the fury of the ax, mwuahaha. xD

lol 😛
but then virgos can't reproduce cuz they're always virgins xD

and you forget your fellow mercury homies, the Gemini. >_>

Oh, looky - it's the Taurean Rishi! 😄

Posted by Beetleguese
I'm sure Jesus was a Taurus too, but then god is a scorp, now where's my sammich? And none of that bread & fish stuff, unless it's sushi.

Good God, you`re so fucking retarded...... LOL 😆

Posted by MegStings
"so all Scorpio women, seek a worthy Taurus man"

Been there done that...He still stalks me

"and experience the cosmic eternal attraction that no other signs can."

LMAO!!!

nah, he must not have been the one then.
so I guess it turned to hell instead of heaven.

I've been there done that with scorpio chicks too,
they were never it, yet every time this cosmic thing gets more intense..

still looking.. 😛

I call it "cosmic", bc what else word to describe its phenomenon?
and it's true, no other pair of opposite signs have this intense unbridled instantaneous magnetism,
and it's mutual.

I can walk into a room and sense Scorpio presence,
usually the higher vibration or the more attractive the woman is, my guess never fails 😛 and the more it draws me,
maybe this feeling is just for me? since I have Capricorn moon, and that's like Scorpio double attraction.

Posted by PandorasBox
wait.. this meands I'd be stuck w/ Gems and other Virgos?

I'd rather drown...

Note to self: Carry lethal weapons when world is covered in water.

me too!

Boooooooooo! lmao Try again

Boooooooooo! lmao Try again

Awww. Nobody cares about poor Tauruses and now they're pathetically trying to get attention by coming out with this outlandish statement.

lame.fail.

beetle ur sofa king smart & cool ! 🙂

LMAO One Bull shamelessly toots his own horn and we're all despotic morons? CLASS.

nah dont worry venus we still luv u !

there r very few bad bulls here