The Gypsy And The Facial

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by MrFirebird on Monday, July 28, 2014 and has 19 replies.
So I went to see a Gypsy a few weeks ago. I asked for a facial. So far, no comment.
What does that mean?
Posted by starlover

Are you asking what a facial means Mr F or why the Gyspy didnt get back to you lol?


Why the gypsy didn't get back to me.

Did she see you? She probably can't do it.
Posted by starlover
Probably because a) she wasn't a beautician or b) she doesn't perform sexual acts to the face

Laughing



Oh for cryin' out loud... I mean, a facial reading.
Posted by Wynter
Did she see you? She probably can't do it.



Yes, she saw me. And yes, she can read faces.
Perhaps your face is unreadable.
Posted by Wynter
Perhaps your face is unreadable.


Does that mean my face was written by an illiterate, or "*illauthorite"? *sorry, don't know the right term
Posted by MrFirebird
Posted by Wynter
Perhaps your face is unreadable.


Does that mean my face was written by an illiterate, or "*illauthorite"? *sorry, don't know the right term
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Aren't you a comedian.
Not earnest, or skeptical, more likely
Posted by MrFirebird
Posted by starlover
Probably because a) she wasn't a beautician or b) she doesn't perform sexual acts to the face

Laughing



Oh for cryin' out loud... I mean, a facial reading.
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BWAHAHAHA....I'm sorry, but what star said is exactly what I thought. ~hangs head in shame~ My mind is warped.
ummm....

I think there is only ONE answer to this dilemma Mr.F....
Let us give you a 'Facial'.... Uh.... I mean a Face Reading
Hell, lets give him both....and I don't mean the "glazed donut" facial. He might hate the girly lotions and all but he'll secretly love all the relaxing feels.
I have to admit, I miss Winchell's Donuts. Go down Winchells for donuts and coffee - cinnamon rolls, apple fritters, chocolate long johns. They sure were good when I was wee kid.
Ahhhh donuts and a movie! Ton Up!
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We still have Winchell's donuts out here in CA. Sadly I can't eat them....gluten. Ok, they might be worth the suffering....
You know..... I wonder if my face scared her.
The gypsy woman, I mean.
Post a pic and we'll give you an honest answer.
Please, pretty please with Winchell's donuts!

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