the Scorpio ALCOHOLIC
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Drinking style :
>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
>hog-whimpering drunk,
>out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
>you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as
>something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total
>obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals,
>brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember
>everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
>drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Just as a
>Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting
>your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a
>potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a
>scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're
>paying
>attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and
>fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red
>wine will do the trick just as well.
>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
>hog-whimpering drunk,
>out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
>you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as
>something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total
>obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals,
>brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember
>everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
>drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Just as a
>Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting
>your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a
>potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a
>scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're
>paying
>attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and
>fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red
>wine will do the trick just as well.
Why are you looking at my alcohol-_-
LOL!!! Yes, I love the excuses. 
sorry hun , i was realy smashed..... what do you mean i cant use that one anymore?
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Drinking style:
>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
>hog-whimpering drunk,
>out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
>you i
>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
>hog-whimpering drunk,
>out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
>you i
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Drinking style:
>"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so
>damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and
>relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with
>Insta-Friend device
>"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so
>damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and
>relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with
>Insta-Friend device
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Drinking style:
>Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.
>Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less
>than other signs, sure -- but it could also
>lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking do
>Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.
>Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less
>than other signs, sure -- but it could also
>lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking do
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Drinking style:
>Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and
>usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding
>dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
>they're darling - Leos wi
>Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and
>usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding
>dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
>they're darling - Leos wi
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Drinking style:
>Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
>after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
>darling?
>Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
>lu
>Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
>after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
>darling?
>Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
>lu
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Drinking style:
>Geminis can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they're
>so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard
>to
>tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and
>allusio
>Geminis can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they're
>so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard
>to
>tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and
>allusio
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Drinking Style:
>Taurus prefers to drink at a leisrurely pace, aiming for a mellow
>glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is
>a one-person stampede, the kind of
>bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red w
>Taurus prefers to drink at a leisrurely pace, aiming for a mellow
>glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is
>a one-person stampede, the kind of
>bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red w
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ARIES:
>
>Drinking style:
>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
>
>Drinking style:
>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
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ARIES:
>
>Drinking style:
>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
>
>Drinking style:
>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
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Let's hear it! :P The fun, crazy, sweet, and weirdest dates you've been on...
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