Tue.'s Polltastic Poll: you can't resist!

k - seems we have been slacking in the poll dept. (me included) SO here goes:


1) Inspired by DB's "new astrology"- if you had to change your SIGN-REPRESENTATION CHARACTER what would you change it into? (don't be a pollwiggler and say "i like mine best because (insert your sign here) is just the best!" just because we are all signcentric here.) Just pick a new thing for shitsandgiggles mmmkaayyy??



2)What did you have for breakfast today?




3)What is the WORST thing that has happened to you in the past week (and c'mon I KNOW something happened so don't lie- I can tell...yah know?)



4) The WORST as in that-poor-child-is-going-to-be-seriously-f**ked-for-the-rest-of-his/her-life-with-a-name-like-that baby name that you have ever heard is:

) Inspired by DB's "new astrology"- if you had to change your SIGN-REPRESENTATION CHARACTER what would you change it into? (don't be a pollwiggler and say "i like mine best because (insert your sign here) is just the best!" just because we are all signcentric here.) Just pick a new thing for shitsandgiggles mmmkaayyy??

SAG.

2)What did you have for breakfast today?


SAUSAGE AND EGGS ON WHEAT TOAST AND SOME TEA

3)What is the WORST thing that has happened to you in the past week (and c'mon I KNOW something happened so don't lie- I can tell...yah know?)

I CAME ON

4) The WORST as in that-poor-child-is-going-to-be-seriously-f**ked-for-the-rest-of-his/her-life-with-a-name-like-that baby name that you have ever heard is:

I CAN'T SPELL IT.

1) Inspired by DB's "new astrology"- if you had to change your SIGN-REPRESENTATION CHARACTER what would you change it into? (don't be a pollwiggler and say "i like mine best because (insert your sign here) is just the best!" just because we are all signcentric here.) Just pick a new thing for shitsandgiggles mmmkaayyy??

A Pisces. Because Pisces is the BEST SIGN.

2)What did you have for breakfast today?

2 Dogs and 3 Cats....

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Tomorrow I will eat a politician.

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And the next day maybe a koala.

3)What is the WORST thing that has happened to you in the past week (and c'mon I KNOW something happened so don't lie- I can tell...yah know?)

I scared you off.

4) The WORST as in that-poor-child-is-going-to-be-seriously-f**ked-for-the-rest-of-his/her-life-with-a-name-like-that baby name that you have ever heard is:

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

PEOPLE! There seems to be some confusion about Q#1 - this is NOT for you to choose another sign but a chance for you to create a new character to represent the sign that is yours to begin with.

Example: I am a Scorpio...I need to change the "Scoropion" as my character so I choose a koala to represent scorpio instead.

sorry for the confusion 🙂


HAffo...*wagging finger at you* if you want the most koalitykoala meat you should only eat CANNED koala because they remove the bones for you! You probably already know this though...



KOALA KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh btw- I see you saw my post...didn't know you got that paper though. Bob was GREAT!

I prefer to eat them ALIVE!

"KOALA KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Woooohoooo!!!! A FIGHT!!! FINALLY!!!

*Takes a basketball bat and charges at Shoene.

" Oh btw- I see you saw my post...didn't know you got that paper though. Bob was GREAT!"

Who is the Bob? Is he a politician?

AHEM


When a baby koala is shot it lets out a scream that is much like the terrified shreek of young HUMAN child in severe pain.


Does THAT excite you
DOES IT—?


You SEEEEEEEK LEEEEETLE MONKEY!!!!!


BUT Perhaps you don't plan on going through the trouble of shooting first (you Haffass slack Mo Fo) and will get all primal with yer bare hands and teeth and shit.


I'm having nightmares....HAPPY NOW—??

BUT Perhaps you don't plan on going through the trouble of shooting first (you Haffass slack Mo Fo) and will get all primal with yer bare hands and teeth and shit.

Exactly!

Hey I can do this in front of you if you would feel better.

And I don't care wether your Bob is a polititian, I will eat him alive.

" I'm having nightmares....HAPPY NOW—??"

So that means you will wake up at the middle of night more and we will have sex longer. Yuppy!

WAIT A SEC!

WOAH....

YOUR BOB aren't you—??

*drops baseball bat*

this changes EVERYTHING

*YOU ARE bob* (according to the grammar gestapo)

No!

*Beats bat on Shoenes head

You're mine!

what the??

*rubbs head*

No fair...I dropped my bat and wasn't ready 😢

now, let us be adults here,
can we please keep this kind of abuse to bedroom where it belongs?

*reaches for leather studded collar and and laces up 4inch black vinyl heels*

I guess I should do my own stuPIT poll before the day is through...I meant to earlier...really...



k - seems we have been slacking in the poll dept. (me included) SO here goes:


1) Inspired by DB's "new astrology"- if you had to change your SIGN-REPRESENTATION CHARACTER what would you change it into? (don't be a pollwiggler and say "i like mine best because (insert your sign here) is just the best!" just because we are all signcentric here.) Just pick a new thing for shitsandgiggles mmmkaayyy??

easy...koala



2)What did you have for breakfast today?

strawberry frosted poptarts (also serves as lunch and dinner on a good day) Why would anyone eat anything BUT poptarts anyway— They are so fking good. OH and the smores are damn good also...if yer in the mood.



3)What is the WORST thing that has happened to you in the past week (and c'mon I KNOW something happened so don't lie- I can tell...yah know?)

haffo told me that he eats LIVE koalas for breakfast 😢



4) The WORST as in that-poor-child-is-going-to-be-seriously-f**ked-for-the-rest-of-his/her-life-with-a-name-like-that baby name that you have ever heard is:

Hedwig...if you have this name and you are not German- I am so so sorry... (ughh- just gives me the creeps...it is a GIRL'S name too...sad.

" haffo told me that he eats LIVE koalas for breakfast "

I can change it if you have anything better to offer🙂

1) Inspired by DB's "new astrology"- if you had to change your SIGN-REPRESENTATION CHARACTER what would you change it into? (don't be a pollwiggler and say "i like mine best because (insert your sign here) is just the best!" just because we are all signcentric here.) Just pick a new thing for buttersandgiggles mmmkaayyy??

Scorpio so i would solve the mystery...whatever it happens to be



2)What did you have for breakfast today?

Coffee



3)What is the WORST thing that has happened to you in the past week (and c'mon I KNOW something happened so don't lie- I can tell...yah know?)

I have not gotten fired



4) The WORST as in that-poor-child-is-going-to-be-seriously-f**ked-for-the-rest-of-his/her-life-with-a-name-like-that baby name that you have ever heard is:

I think Gwenyth Paltrow wants to name her kid Mortimer...F**k!n Mortimer?! "Morty its your 47th birthday, hopefully you'll lose that damn virginity this year!"