Wats with this scorp?

Posted by EyesOfFire

Posted by Wynter
Seriously, did I just witness a cowardly bunch of douchbag clique members gang-bang some half-wit defenseless ding-a-ling, then high-five each other whilst giggling like a pack of hyenas?
I guess so.

Aye, aye, aye! Woah, woah, woah!
What did this clique look like? 0.o

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Posted by DazedScorp
Yo girl, you dent stay n skool did you, you no I mean? Like go get bak in da teacha and learn yo alphabeticles and stop smoking on dat kush girl, ya mean yo?
Crack is wack you no I mean? Yo the doggie go woof woof In da hood be sellin da yum yum fo half a dollar holla!
Wut?!

Posted by Dominooo

Posted by Virgosrock
Slow ur roll boo b4 u put urself sum where u don't wanna be ... Sill niggas tricks is 4 kiss... Oh now tell me y you mad

This is bravo echo one niner sector foxtrot ontario hur dur. We are requesting donuts on our position ASAP.
*gun shots* *air plane goes over here*
GO GO GO!

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Posted by Dominooo
EVERYONE GET DOWN.
*rocket barrage flies over head*
OH DER GAWD, THEY ARE LAUNCHING PONIES AT US.
*My little Pony Intro song plays*
*slow motion camera view* *Everyone stands out of the trenches*
MMOoooOOVEEE... WEEEE NEEEED *pew pew* GERROOOOOOOO MOOOOOOVEEEE AHHOUUUUGGGHHHHT.
*camera speeds goes back to 1x mode* *Jimmy and Dimmy land up against a tank trap*
JIMMY, YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
I know...
*ping*
SNIPER!!!
THEY GOT SNIP-URS OVER THAR!
TAKING FIRE
CIRCLE AROUND BACK
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY ASS?
BECAUSE THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR MULE ASSHOLE.
YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL ME...
I CALLED YOU A POOPY HEAD
YOU....you....you're the poopy head.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A POOPY HEAD YOU POOPY POOPY... POOP...POop..poopy...head?


And that is how they get the caramel into those chocolate bars. It's a true story. Science.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Ok so I'm a Virgo he's a scorp....
Here's my story :
We were gyrating, he nutting everywere, I say umm hmm... smiling... then go back to work.
We both riding bareback
Say anything ....
Ok so it be long, shorty ...
I start licking him but feel like he bringing to much cream to me, he looks at me like why everything was going fine....
His confidence...
Sexy mind
But anyway I says kiss me where it smells funny ...
While I'm cranking his leVer on the inside I'm smiling ....
Confusing ? not really ...
I sweat...
My alien conversations were b4 I told him to cream off..
So what's you r thoughts on this how do you think he feels....
Also I laying, his head is alien...
I just looking at me and smiling...
I alien also ...
The little stuff, I like that...
I feel like a Nuclear Reactor while bucking...
Oh well not my problem he also made me end up a hallway...
Picking me scabs and boy was like Pan ...

Posted by TasteOfChaosss

Posted by Dominooo

Posted by Virgosrock
Ok so I'm a Virgo he's a scorp.... Here's my story : he's staring at me I ask wha u looking at he says nutting I say umm hmm smiling then go back to work. We both go the same school . So he starts talking to me but I barely say anything . Ok so to make a long story short .. I start liking him but feel like he's bringing to much attention to me so I basically tell him to f### off in front of the class so he looks at me like why everything was going fine.... So days go bye he stares I still stare at him couldn't help it his confidence is so damn sexy lol mind you he's not a model but isn't ugly either but anyway he says he wants to kiss me and basically fuck me ... But I tell him I'm not down with that ... But he still trys to talk to me so on the outside while I'm telling him to leVe me alone on the inside I'm smiling .... Confusing not really ... I just wanna make him sweat but I really do appreciate my space... But anyway when we do talk to each other he dent really look at me once he told me I'm scaring him and I said am I ugly and he said no it's not that he also asked me if I'm a alien lmfaoooo that ish had me dying but anyway these conversations were b4 I told him to f off.. So what's you r thoughts on this how do you think he feels.... Also I see him laying his head in the desk just looking at me and smiling also he'll say it's not like you care... Her heart is cold little stuff like that and also he'll say things to see how I'll react or make me mad is this buck he feels rejected .. Oh well not my problem he also gave me a tight hug in the hallway picking me up and a boy was satring at me and he was like stop staring yo lol he does het a little jealous sometimes if I'm on the phone or talking to another boy ....

I honestly didn't read though.

this is the OP
Although, Blings edit was better.

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Posted by TasteOfChaosss
You people take DXP WAAAAY too seriously.