Weird change of events on my move and Scorp.

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So I just wanted to share this little tid bit with you all. After telling the Scorp I was moving. He didn't speak to me for approximately two weeks. When I finally did hear from him... Guess what he said? He called me because apparently some woman he was "seeing for those two weeks" attacked him in his sleep for her having a bad dream? I guess punched him and broke his things— He called ME for comfort over this? I think not.

But the big kicker??!?!?! Ready for it?

He proclaimed HE is NOW moving too, and on the same exact day as me ironically~ enough, (which he found out from our friends). He actually wants to know if I want to share a U-Haul truck since where he is going is halfway. WTF?!?!?! hahahaha I can't. I just can't. This coming from the man who's only comment about my move EVER was "You're doing this in two months. Yeahhhh, ok. Sorry, but you're not Bill Gates." Now after two weeks of complete silence and no speak of a move to our friends.... He makes a huge to-do on Facebook and proclaims his time in Boston has officially come to an end and he is on to other things. Exactly a week after I did the same.

Trust me, I know, I know. It's all crazy, but to me this just tops it all. I just had to share. Especially since you all know the level of crazy this shit is at.

Happy 4th of July, friends!