WTF!!!! Is this true!?!?
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Whether he is tall, dark, and handsome or short, blond, and chubby, a Scorpio man is idealistic, passionate, and loyal. He will mesmerise you with his candid, purposeful stare and capture your heart with his magnetic charm. He may be as cuddly as Sinbad, or as sexy as Leonardo DiCaprio; wear a white collar, a blue collar, or no collar at all; but here is the man who is impossible to resist. Think you've hit the jackpot? Think again, sweetheart.
Loving a male Scorpion is like falling for King Kong. Oh, he's sexy and, underneath that aloof exterior, surprisingly sensitive. Of course, that titbit of knowledge may not help when you are handed divorce papers because you said his best friend was a low-life slob. Other guys might sit down to discuss their feelings. Mr Intense will sit down and rip yours to shreds.
He is selfish. Never mind that you are married to him or in a serious relationship. The Scorpion's idea of commitment is showing up for dinner most of the time. His emotion switch is set at sub-zero, and he won't hesitate to be unfaithful until he's dead. However, contrary to popular belief, he is not sex-crazed. That trait belongs to cousin Aries. Scorpio is terrified of deep emotional dependence on just one person, so, in his usual ass-backward way, he screws around precisely to avoid intimacy.
A male Scorpion has two reasons for living. The first is power. The second is control. He would control fate if he could - and some try. He will usually be a good provider because his desire for power and control drives him to become successful in his chosen profession. But money is rarely his primary motivation. Financial gain is only a by-product of becoming Mr Big. His moods change faster than a Pisces flipping the remote, and he will test your love by demanding the devotion of a religious fanatic at a revival meeting. He's so jealous, possessive, and sarcastic that you will be tempted to poison his oatmeal. There's no handling a Scorpion. You either put up with him or run like hell.
Deliberately awaken this man's green-eyed monster, and you better have a shovel handy. You are going to need it to either defend yourself or dig your own grave. Remember this before you are foolish enough to plunge into an affair, or worse, a legally-binding relationship.
The worst thing you can do to a Scorpio man is to not react to his emotional intimidation tactics. If he demands to be alone, applaud. Curb his sarcasm with a yawn. If he says he wants an op
Loving a male Scorpion is like falling for King Kong. Oh, he's sexy and, underneath that aloof exterior, surprisingly sensitive. Of course, that titbit of knowledge may not help when you are handed divorce papers because you said his best friend was a low-life slob. Other guys might sit down to discuss their feelings. Mr Intense will sit down and rip yours to shreds.
He is selfish. Never mind that you are married to him or in a serious relationship. The Scorpion's idea of commitment is showing up for dinner most of the time. His emotion switch is set at sub-zero, and he won't hesitate to be unfaithful until he's dead. However, contrary to popular belief, he is not sex-crazed. That trait belongs to cousin Aries. Scorpio is terrified of deep emotional dependence on just one person, so, in his usual ass-backward way, he screws around precisely to avoid intimacy.
A male Scorpion has two reasons for living. The first is power. The second is control. He would control fate if he could - and some try. He will usually be a good provider because his desire for power and control drives him to become successful in his chosen profession. But money is rarely his primary motivation. Financial gain is only a by-product of becoming Mr Big. His moods change faster than a Pisces flipping the remote, and he will test your love by demanding the devotion of a religious fanatic at a revival meeting. He's so jealous, possessive, and sarcastic that you will be tempted to poison his oatmeal. There's no handling a Scorpion. You either put up with him or run like hell.
Deliberately awaken this man's green-eyed monster, and you better have a shovel handy. You are going to need it to either defend yourself or dig your own grave. Remember this before you are foolish enough to plunge into an affair, or worse, a legally-binding relationship.
The worst thing you can do to a Scorpio man is to not react to his emotional intimidation tactics. If he demands to be alone, applaud. Curb his sarcasm with a yawn. If he says he wants an op
If he demands to be alone, applaud. Curb his sarcasm with a yawn. If he says he wants an open marriage, tell him you thought you already had one. When he announces he's going out without you, tell him to have a good time, then smile as if you know something he doesn't. He'll pretend to leave, park around the block, and sneak back to lurk in the bushes, convinced that you are cheating on him. He's as obtuse as Taurus when he thinks he's right and will stand in a rainstorm all night, muttering to himself, while you are cosy by the fireplace.
He communicates by threat. The foremost one is that he's leaving you. He also lies. The only thing harder to rid yourself of than a Scorpio man is a Cancer woman. A male Scorpion frequently looks like he just ate a cactus. That's because he spends half his life getting even for some real, or imagined, slight and the other half causing all his own troubles.
Yours will be so secretive that he would rather have his fingernails pulled out than tell you what he had for lunch. He's morbidly afraid that if he dares to share any serious facts, or fears, you may get the upper hand. That's why he's so good at small talk. He can blather for hours about every piece of minutiae in the world, but ask him a direct question, and he will clam up and rush outside to mow the lawn.
Your home will be either near water or hidden in a cul-de-sac behind a tall fence. He would live in a place that's accessible only by helicopter, except that it would screw up his Thursday-night dates with the cocktail waitress at the local bar. If you do catch him between the wrong pair of sheets, he will put on such a display of grovelling, whining, and begging, that you might think he has suffered a breakdown. Don't be fooled. He thrives on intensity and is as much masochist as manipulator. He will do anything it takes at that moment to gain your forgiveness, except change. Scorpio is fixed water. He exists in a bottomless well of churning emotional excess and is so embroiled in trying to figure out his own emotions that he will never understand yours. Being sucked into the vortex of his charm is akin to getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle. You may or may not survive the trip.
He communicates by threat. The foremost one is that he's leaving you. He also lies. The only thing harder to rid yourself of than a Scorpio man is a Cancer woman. A male Scorpion frequently looks like he just ate a cactus. That's because he spends half his life getting even for some real, or imagined, slight and the other half causing all his own troubles.
Yours will be so secretive that he would rather have his fingernails pulled out than tell you what he had for lunch. He's morbidly afraid that if he dares to share any serious facts, or fears, you may get the upper hand. That's why he's so good at small talk. He can blather for hours about every piece of minutiae in the world, but ask him a direct question, and he will clam up and rush outside to mow the lawn.
Your home will be either near water or hidden in a cul-de-sac behind a tall fence. He would live in a place that's accessible only by helicopter, except that it would screw up his Thursday-night dates with the cocktail waitress at the local bar. If you do catch him between the wrong pair of sheets, he will put on such a display of grovelling, whining, and begging, that you might think he has suffered a breakdown. Don't be fooled. He thrives on intensity and is as much masochist as manipulator. He will do anything it takes at that moment to gain your forgiveness, except change. Scorpio is fixed water. He exists in a bottomless well of churning emotional excess and is so embroiled in trying to figure out his own emotions that he will never understand yours. Being sucked into the vortex of his charm is akin to getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle. You may or may not survive the trip.
okay you guys. i want COMPLETE honesty now. have any of you ever been accused of being this way from your woman?
Check out any other male star sign from this website entitled "blame his star sign" and she won't have anything positive to say about any of them..so that means no man is good enough!..
yeah, i give you that...but this stuff is just BAD!!!
come on guys. tell me its not true!!
come on guys. tell me its not true!!
Well I certainly didn't get that impression from my ex scorpio and all my scorpio friends..they are so loving and giving..But I will let the men comment.
why aren't any men commenting???
I'll agree on the fact that a scorpio man lives for two things: control and power. But hey, what man doesn't? I think I'm the complete opposite of what was written in that passage.
it's all true
how are you opposite?
is it really lizard scorpio? that is too bad.
yeah, pretty bad *goes jumping off the roof*
That is deep, know I really won't deal with scorpio men. LOL
i don't especially like my kind either
i love them scorps, just have to give them a chance 
A *female* Scorpion has two reasons for living. The first is power. The second is control. *She* would control fate if *she* could - and some try. *She* will usually be a good provider because *her* desire for power and control drives *her* to become successful in *her* chosen profession. But money is rarely *her* primary motivation. Financial gain is only a by-product of becoming *Mrs* Big *Her* moods change faster than a Pisces flipping the remote, and *she* will test your love by demanding the devotion of a religious fanatic at a revival meeting. *She's* so jealous, possessive, and sarcastic that you will be tempted to poison *her* oatmeal. There's no handling a Scorpion. You either put up with *her* or run like hell.
*pours oatmeal down the drain* I knew it...
***I took the opportunity of editing this lil blurb...is perfectly accurate even with the gender modification- as you can see o_O
*pours oatmeal down the drain* I knew it...
***I took the opportunity of editing this lil blurb...is perfectly accurate even with the gender modification- as you can see o_O
did someone say flex??
oh, I LOVE to be dominated in the bedroom...in every other situation though, I would rather people do my bidding AT ONCE- *snap snap*
profesionally speaking, if I can't be the boss- I will run my own biz
DAMN SKIPPY
profesionally speaking, if I can't be the boss- I will run my own biz
DAMN SKIPPY
ahhhh
what I wouldn't give for a but a snippit of harold's wirey gray pubes for my vile...
*swoon*
what I wouldn't give for a but a snippit of harold's wirey gray pubes for my vile...
*swoon*
vial- ahhh
how could you possibly expect a ppoor art-college graduate to SPELL?
lower yer standards biiiaaaaatch
how could you possibly expect a ppoor art-college graduate to SPELL?
lower yer standards biiiaaaaatch
wipe that smug smile off yer face or I'm going to replace your tooth paste with gesso and paint your face with acrylics while your sleeeeeeping
o_O
beware...the *brush* of revenge
o_O
beware...the *brush* of revenge
absfabs!
*breaking out paints*
can I do yer willy in alizarin crimson?
*breaking out paints*
can I do yer willy in alizarin crimson?
I just saw some B-rated movie on Skinamax with Billy. He was fat!! I couldn't believe my eyes! He was still hot, though.
YUP! It's that smug mug I fantasize about!!
OMG, I should of read this sooner!!! lol
So true, but gotta love 'em anyways!
So true, but gotta love 'em anyways!
Hi DB!!! What's shakin'?
Just killing time until I have to make dinner for 2 obnoxious brats.
It took me a few minutes to read the "new" things people are finding on the scorpmen. All I have to say is that's why I love them so much.
I sent you a pm
it's about trying to feel new and better emotions
New and better something...I don't know about the emotions part.
New and better something...I don't know about the emotions part.
Definately feeling something!! LOL!!!
he demands to be alone, applaud. Curb his sarcasm with a yawn. If he says he wants an open marriage, tell him you thought you already had one. When he announces he's going out without you, tell him to have a good time, then smile as if you know something he doesn't. He'll pretend to leave, park around the block, and sneak back to lurk in the bushes, convinced that you are cheating on him. He's as obtuse as Taurus when he thinks he's right and will stand in a rainstorm all night, muttering to himself, while you are cosy by the fireplace
It's funny, but me and my capman go through this all the time!!!!
It's funny, but me and my capman go through this all the time!!!!
New Conquests?
I need to go make dinner before these kids start chewing on the carpet or worst yet, start cooking my cat.
Talk at you later my little bread crumb!
Talk at you later my little bread crumb!
Let me know what this is all about....
Yes
No
And I'd prefer to be #69
Talk to you in a few
Yes
No
And I'd prefer to be #69
Talk to you in a few
LOL !!!! Interesting discussion ... will have to comment later.
Cappy says good evening and good night to DB
Cappy says good evening and good night to DB
whaaaa?
I REFUSE to be conquested
I REFUSE to be conquested
Liar, you know you want it!!!!
To subdue or overcome by mental or moral power; to
surmount; as, to conquer difficulties, temptation
See!!! Yes you do!!!!!!
surmount; as, to conquer difficulties, temptation
See!!! Yes you do!!!!!!
well, when you put it that way...
hey schoene....what's up. I keep listening to the type of music you like.
oh yeah?
like what special?
whtachyou listening to right now?
oh yeah?
like what special?
whtachyou listening to right now?
I *never* *refuse*
@_@
@_@
that's dorkTASTIC to you -_-
damn skippy...
omg
I loved skippit
that counter thing on the ball...I ALWAYS got to 999
but my sister had the fluorescent green one...I wanted the green one
I loved skippit
that counter thing on the ball...I ALWAYS got to 999
but my sister had the fluorescent green one...I wanted the green one
if there is a heaven
I am so getting the green skippit
in hell - everybody gets a blood red one with flames around the ankle ring so you have to burn yourself to put it on
the counter on the ball goes on forever...and ever...
and if you stop your eyeballs will melt
I am so getting the green skippit
in hell - everybody gets a blood red one with flames around the ankle ring so you have to burn yourself to put it on
the counter on the ball goes on forever...and ever...
and if you stop your eyeballs will melt
you can survive allright if yer good at skippit...I guess...
but...mm- that's just what I've heard
that eye melting thing could just be an urban legend- I wouldn't get too worried
I'm so going to hell though- so I practice like EVERY day
but...mm- that's just what I've heard
that eye melting thing could just be an urban legend- I wouldn't get too worried
I'm so going to hell though- so I practice like EVERY day
Damn, are you two still awake? And talking skippit of all things?
Schoen, do you need a sleeping pill? I'll pm you a zannybar if you need it.
Schoen, do you need a sleeping pill? I'll pm you a zannybar if you need it.
anyway
thinking about skipping IT in hell makes me feel sad
how goes engaged life?
do you have the date set and everything?
thinking about skipping IT in hell makes me feel sad
how goes engaged life?
do you have the date set and everything?
Are you going to get married in the Little Chapel of the West on the Strip?
Can I be your best man, DB?
Can I be your best man, DB?
oh juwan...
*pops a valium*
I'ma doin (insert hiccup here) ookhhay...
*spills vodka on self*
I be beenasleep soom Iz a hope
*pops a valium*
I'ma doin (insert hiccup here) ookhhay...
*spills vodka on self*
I be beenasleep soom Iz a hope
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