Zodiacs Deadly Sins

Imagine if the Zodiac Killer was akin to the dude from SE7EN..

He killed people in relation to their sign. How do you imagine the different signs would die?


Aries- dies in a fight, probably from a cracked skull from headbutting

Taurus- would buy themselves an expensive foreign perfume.. to find that its poisonous

Gemini- would have such an entrancing conversation theyd starve to death cos theyd be busy talking

Cancer- drowns in their own tears.

Leo- Suffocated by mesmerized crowd / Dies when an overused mirror shatters
(horribly disfigured death is probably a better option, in his opinion)

Virgo- suffocates from strong stench of over-used cleaning products

Libra- rich society wife dies from laziness

Scorpio- rape.

Sagittarius- The murdered tourist

Capricorn- smothered by hoarded possessions

Aquarius- mobbed preacher

Pisces- Dies in a coma.

"I know for I have "aries in 8th house".. and the site described that I am gonna die a violent and painful death, probably a 'Murder'. ..."

Uh, considering the the % of murders is much, much, much lower than that of people with Aries in the 8th, that's just pure bs.

"hush! I dont dont dont believe astro"

Well, yeah, that's why you're posting on an astrology site.

Arch - Just teasing you, old gal.😛

...And you made me sound like Qbone, so I guess we're even.

"Taurus in the 8th house.

I will be smothered by my many materialistic possessions? haha

Or the perfume thing?"

I think this means we'll die of a sensual overload.

"(I mean YaaaMaaaaaaaaaa)"

That makes sense, pleading the death-god for a better death.😛