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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
I was taking a divine and decadent bath, enjoying my solace, then my Taurus bf came into the bathroom and said, "Don't come out. I'm going to take a poop, ok?"
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Aug 22, 2013Comments: 4 · Posts: 604 · Topics: 20
I would totally do something like that.
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Jun 27, 2013Comments: 155 · Posts: 1080 · Topics: 17
I don't think this is Taurus behavior; there are a shit ton of guys who for reasons unbeknownst to me have no problem whipping out their junk and taking a piss while conversing with a woman. It's not classy and I can't understand why anyone would subject people especially women to that, unless they want her to see their junk. There's also some crazy lady on TV who decided to show this homosexual dude just how much blood comes out of her crotch when she menstruates. I have no idea who she is nor when she's born because it was something they showed on The Soup, but it does not much matter. Those are the rhetorical "Why?"s.
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
A dream come true? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I find it awkward. I like my personal poop space. Besides, "Girls don't poop."
He is super earthy though and I have a bad sense of smell so it seems to be fine.
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
This ain't in the Disney movies for a reason ya'll!
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
Now you've missed the joke!
It is a dream come true. So is, "you are beautiful as you are, please don't put on any makeup."
But he looks like Thor and I love dramatic red lipstick. I can't have my spotlight stolen now can I! Even in the bathroom!!!
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
earth and fire burn together sustaining warmth (:
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
...the plot thickens. I guess that's where balance is implicit. I think I have enough air in my chart to last a lifetime.
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
No I might lean too deep into those notions. I'd rather have him show me who he is.
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Aug 06, 2013Comments: 63 · Posts: 714 · Topics: 35
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA