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This topic was created in the Taurus forum by daligogh on Sunday, November 19, 2006 and has 3 replies.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
"Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex``
interesting, my bf sometimes is like - i gotta shower first, & i say who cares! I just want YOU NOW!!!
...but he`s gotta smell like him in a good way, can`t smell bad of course!
interesting, my bf sometimes is like - i gotta shower first, & i say who cares! I just want YOU NOW!!!
...but he`s gotta smell like him in a good way, can`t smell bad of course!"Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore."
- LOL... SO true! We ARE HEAVY INDULGERS! hahahah luv it!
"Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???"
- We express ourselves with our mouth ... =P Just not in words. We eat, we lick, we bite, we suck, we kiss... hungry beasts
- LOL... SO true! We ARE HEAVY INDULGERS! hahahah luv it!
"Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???"
- We express ourselves with our mouth ... =P Just not in words. We eat, we lick, we bite, we suck, we kiss... hungry beasts
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