Recruits Wanted

This topic was created in the Taurus forum by haffo on Tuesday, May 23, 2006 and has 11 replies.
This Admiral Haffo.
We are Shark Attack Battalion of the Pisces country.
Hereby I'm declaring that we are looking for recruits from Taurus country.
Our cause is to bring Virgo, Aquarius, Aries and Leo countries to our kneels and declare our sex dominion over them.
If any of you are interested in our offer, please report to Shark Attack Headquarters in Pisces country and sign the petitition of your recruitment. We will evaluate your petitition is matter of minutes.
PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD IT IS NOTHING BUT RUBBISH...
THE SHARK ATTACK BATTALION WILL TURN ON THE TAURUS ONCE THEY ARE FINISHED WITH THE OTHERS...
AGAIN...IGNORE THIS THIS THREAD...
Random31 is one of our victims.
We've got a Segant Tauruschic.
I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR VICTIMS...
SO SHE DOES NOT REPRESENT THE WHOLE OF TAURUS...
So what's in it for me?
nothing but death...
with the leos you know you are fighting for a worthy cause...to destroy the aggressors...
"So what's in it for me?"
Lots of sex slaves.
"Lots of sex slaves."
I'm in! Tongue
"little man wants to be a emperor, huh? fine, i'm looking for some fun anyway. do u the art of war?!"
First, you need to learn the chain of command. When I say you jump, you don't say "why?" you say "how high?".
Got that?
Um, maybe I'll try ALL the positions? Winking
Ok here goes:
Sector Force Commander: TC
System Commander: TG
Ship Captain: GreatBull

We need more recruits! Now where's saggy... our top notch shark seal, extremely efficient and merciless killer him smile

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