Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeIt's her, only gf sounds so PG-13Posted by enfant_terribleDon't you have a girlfriend. Whose this someone?
Funny I had to call in sick today cuz I banged someone's brains out last night and didn't get any sleep. Told them at work I've been having the runs all night.
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWut?Posted by enfant_terribleYou're such a bish trying to check me the other day. StI'll doing what you do
Funny I had to call in sick today cuz I banged someone's brains out last night and didn't get any sleep. Told them at work I've been having the runs all night.
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAh you woke up on the crazy bish side this morningPosted by enfant_terribleShutup liarPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeIt's her, only gf sounds so PG-13Posted by enfant_terribleDon't you have a girlfriend. Whose this someone?
Funny I had to call in sick today cuz I banged someone's brains out last night and didn't get any sleep. Told them at work I've been having the runs all night.
You're so fuking confusing
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Whatever. Give us details of your marathon
Gets popcorn
Posted by enfant_terribleThose 3am boners are the worst.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNothing much to tell. Girls night out ends with me getting a boner call at 3am. At first I'm hesitant bc I have to get up for work at 6 and I ain't 22 no moe. But she's like pretty plzzz and I've always been weak for girls who beg to be nailed so I'm like "fu3k it I can't sleep anyway". So she calls me when she's outside of the gate, "I'll be right down let me put something on" and she's like "come down as you are",
Whatever. Give us details of your marathon
Gets popcorn
I run down to the gate in my best Diesels and let her in to the yard where after a few shared laughs I pull my undies down and she proceeds to do what comes natural to her. So we run up to my apartment with my boner in the air and after a few sweet drunken nothings I proceed to doggy style her over the sofa armchair. Best thing about drunken sex is that what would be pain in sober condition actually feelz good. Or so she claims, don't know how the rest of you feel.
Usually she's obnoxious and whimsical when drunk but this is one of those sex fueled intoxications. I sense a marathon.
So after popping my load with her twerking her ass while I'm inside her, she compliments my D game (can't translate from Swedish to English cuz it'd sound corny) and she can't be lying cuz alc is truth serum right lol, then she lies on top of me for a good 15-20 minutes and she talks about some bit ch at the club who negged her... then as I feel her wet pussy against my semi it starts stiffening again and slides in. I nail her from underneath forever it seems with the window open my immediate neighbours must have heard us. She climaxes and I can't go for a second pop, the sheets are literally drenched in sweat and she says her pussy is all tenderized so we call it the night with her literally falling asleep on my chest like an infant, lol.
There, I don't think I left anything out. If everyone posted this extensively at least we'd know what constitutes as good or bad sex as oppose to "banging brains out" which could mean anything.
Anywho it's like 5:30am and I write to the coordinator at work telling her I've had diarrhea all night and can't come in.
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Posted by ShadowcatHe said he had runs!Posted by SolaDoes he have the feels?
Hahah! No, it's someone I've wanted for a loooonngg time. I'm amazed it actually happened..I'm so happy but I have the feels
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeOne other time when we came home from the club she fell asleep on me before we even started and after like ten minutes I could feel her drool dripping down the side of my chest lol
Lol very sexxy and very cute
Thanks for sharing
Posted by SpreadLiesYou don't! With cookie?!! Brrrr
Congratulations
Here's a ?
Posted by Arielle83Thanks?Posted by enfant_terribleYou are so Leo right herePosted by CaramelizedCoffee
Whatever. Give us details of your marathon
Gets popcorn
Nothing much to tell. Girls night out ends with me getting a boner call at 3am. At first I'm hesitant bc I have to get up for work at 6 and I ain't 22 no moe. But she's like pretty plzzz and I've always been weak for girls who beg to be nailed so I'm like "fu3k it I can't sleep anyway". So she calls me when she's outside of the gate, "I'll be right down let me put something on" and she's like "come down as you are",
I run down to the gate in my best Diesels and let her in to the yard where after a few shared laughs I pull my undies down and she proceeds to do what comes natural to her. So we run up to my apartment with my boner in the air and after a few sweet drunken nothings I proceed to doggy style her over the sofa armchair. Best thing about drunken sex is that what would be pain in sober condition actually feelz good. Or so she claims, don't know how the rest of you feel.
Usually she's obnoxious and whimsical when drunk but this is one of those sex fueled intoxications. I sense a marathon.
So after popping my load with her twerking her ass while I'm inside her, she compliments my D game (can't translate from Swedish to English cuz it'd sound corny) and she can't be lying cuz alc is truth serum right lol, then she lies on top of me for a good 15-20 minutes and she talks about some bit ch at the club who negged her... then as I feel her wet pussy against my semi it starts stiffening again and slides in. I nail her from underneath forever it seems with the window open my immediate neighbours must have heard us. She climaxes and I can't go for a second pop, the sheets are literally drenched in sweat and she says her pussy is all tenderized so we call it the night with her literally falling asleep on my chest like an infant, lol.
There, I don't think I left anything out. If everyone posted this extensively at least we'd know what constitutes as good or bad sex as oppose to "banging brains out" which could mean anything.
Anywho it's like 5:30am and I write to the coordinator at work telling her I've had diarrhea all night and can't come in.
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Posted by SolaAnother way of saying
Can I add to my post by saying that when I got home I text him to say that I'd hado such a great time and he said "yeah it was great, anytime"..am I friend zoned?
Posted by Solahope you made him a sandwich afterwards. i would expect one... just sayin'
It was great![]()
Posted by MiZLeowas it to the grocery store to get sandwich-making products, so you could make him a sandwich?Posted by twinkletoesI drove him to get us food. Does that count?Posted by Solahope you made him a sandwich afterwards. i would expect one... just sayin'
It was great
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Posted by MiZLeoi need more details about these chicken sandwiches before i can assess the situation any further.Posted by twinkletoesNo, it was to checkers so he could buy us both chicken sandwiches.Posted by MiZLeowas it to the grocery store to get sandwich-making products, so you could make him a sandwich?Posted by twinkletoesI drove him to get us food. Does that count?Posted by Solahope you made him a sandwich afterwards. i would expect one... just sayin'
It was great
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Posted by MyStarsShine
Ewww to snoring
Ultimate turn off
Make sure if you are with him long term, you get different sleeping rooms
Sleep deprivation aint no fun
Posted by Scorpio123Sharpen them knives girl
In 5 years if you're still together and he's snoring every single night and you can never sleep you'll just look at him sleeping and fantasize about how to kill him.
Posted by Arielle83Yeah, I know it's shady, but if it becomes regular I'll get organised.
well if his withdrawal failed...
pre cum
Posted by LibrasettingHow come?
I wouldn't be surprised if he asks you to have a three some with no doubt a cancer woman.
Posted by SolaThat's just semen, nature's antidepressants & female hormones.
I can't think about a future..I can't be greedy with my prayers! What happened (seriously) was like a wish come true for me, I haven't wanted a person that much, ever.
Posted by enfant_terribleThis is my worst nightmare! So, you suggest I don't contact him at all, ever, or send a daily text? Cos I tell ya, I'm either all in or all out!!!Posted by SolaThat's just semen, nature's antidepressants & female hormones.
I can't think about a future..I can't be greedy with my prayers! What happened (seriously) was like a wish come true for me, I haven't wanted a person that much, ever.
Don't go making a thing out if it now, you hear.click to expand
Posted by SolaUnfortunately life isn't either this or that. Might take some time for him to warm up to you, during which time you could f#ck it up.... or, he may not be as into you and you're into him and never will be. Or he's really into you but can't show or communicate it the way you want (outside the bedroom at least) which leads to misunderstandings and a decade of on-and-offs lol. There is no secret recipe, life doesn't come with a manual, and it isn't black and white. That is all.Posted by enfant_terribleThis is my worst nightmare! So, you suggest I don't contact him at all, ever, or send a daily text? Cos I tell ya, I'm either all in or all out!!!Posted by SolaThat's just semen, nature's antidepressants & female hormones.
I can't think about a future..I can't be greedy with my prayers! What happened (seriously) was like a wish come true for me, I haven't wanted a person that much, ever.
Don't go making a thing out if it now, you hear.click to expand
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