
ReallyNiceAriesPerson
@ReallyNiceAriesPerson
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Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
That better be OPI polish Cowpuncher. No skimping here at El Rauncho Rancho.




Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
How is it that I start a perfectly nice thread with some neat music to get everyone feeling good and it turns into a pervo sesh?
Is it me? Is it the company I keep?


Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....
Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*


Posted by cowpuncher
Here's another money maker for you VB. Patent this, give me 5% of the profit and we'll call it square. Remember mood rings? Make a fingernail polish that does that, to help us guys decode you gals and know how in trouble we are at any given time. 😉

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
I do love that song Lay Me Down, it's like a tranquilizer dart to keep my Aries in check. I feel like this😏

Posted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbullPosted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....
Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*click to expand



Posted by venusianbullPosted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbullPosted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....
Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.click to expand


Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by venusianbullPosted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbullPosted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....
Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
*frowns*
There will be trouble when dofacc finds out about this......or have you got him tied up in the hayshed again?click to expand

Posted by cowpuncher
You know, you draw anyway VB... you could really have some fun with this Mistress Milkjugs thing. Innocent moo-cow placidly chewing cud by day.... crime fighting dominatrix-cow by night. She could even have a super vehicle... the Milk-Wagon...
Just sayin', if'n you ever wanted to illustrate your own comic book.
I'll shaddup now.
*gets back to sanding before he gets the tail again*


Posted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbull
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?
NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!click to expand


Posted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbull
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?
NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!click to expand






Posted by everevolvingepithet
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Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛



Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....click to expand

Posted by ArticleLPosted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
WTF are you talking about 0-0
click to expand

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by ArticleLPosted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
WTF are you talking about 0-0
Sorry ArticleL - I was taking the piss out of another countryclick to expand


Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛


Posted by venusianbullPosted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
LOL Apparently I'm a Whisperer and I wasn't even aware.click to expand
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