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Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
How is it that I start a perfectly nice thread with some neat music to get everyone feeling good and it turns into a pervo sesh?

Is it me? Is it the company I keep?



You are with Earth, and yes..beneath our polished exteriors beats the hearts of complete hedonistic pervs. 😈 I'm working on a line of polish colors now with names just skirting the edge of decency. Could be a big seller. 😄
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Posted by cowpuncher
Here's another money maker for you VB. Patent this, give me 5% of the profit and we'll call it square. Remember mood rings? Make a fingernail polish that does that, to help us guys decode you gals and know how in trouble we are at any given time. 😉



Mmmm and do you think I'd give that type of gauge away so very easily? *clucking tongue* Noooo. We LIKE you confused and muddled at the table. Bwahhahaha.
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I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....

Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*



Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!



Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
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Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
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Posted by cowpuncher
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Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....

Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*



Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!



Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*



Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
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*frowns*
There will be trouble when dofacc finds out about this......or have you got him tied up in the hayshed again?
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Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
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Posted by cowpuncher
Posted by venusianbull
Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....

Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*



Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!



Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*



Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.




*frowns*
There will be trouble when dofacc finds out about this......or have you got him tied up in the hayshed again?
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LOLOL Isn't he off on some grand adventure?
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Posted by cowpuncher
You know, you draw anyway VB... you could really have some fun with this Mistress Milkjugs thing. Innocent moo-cow placidly chewing cud by day.... crime fighting dominatrix-cow by night. She could even have a super vehicle... the Milk-Wagon...

Just sayin', if'n you ever wanted to illustrate your own comic book.

I'll shaddup now.

*gets back to sanding before he gets the tail again*



I like to call it "Hooter Scooter".
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HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?




NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!
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But you are always a bad boy - how would she know when to stop?
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Posted by venusianbull
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?




NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!
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This will hurt me far worse than it hurts you...
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Posted by ArticleL
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Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛




Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?



I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.



Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....



WTF are you talking about 0-0

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Sorry ArticleL - I was taking the piss out of another country (not your country,not mine.)

It wouldn't translate so I won't even try. Erase it from your mind and proceed as you were.
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Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛




Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?



I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.



Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....



WTF are you talking about 0-0




Sorry ArticleL - I was taking the piss out of another country
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