I couldn't have been the only one...

This topic was created in the The Man Cave forum by SirHorns on Wednesday, June 29, 2016 and has 34 replies.
That understood even as an "impressionable" kid/teen that porn wasn't an accurate reflection on how sex worked in real life, right?

I mean trying moves seen in porn, I can understand but to confuse it for the standard operating procedure?

Men. Stories. Speak. Now.

Lol, I don't imagine you getting a lot of responses from us Virgos.
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Posted by themagnetoreborn
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.
You all had to get software to upload into your OS, so that you could execute commands such as "Delivering sexual service to your mate/fwb/stranger helping you paying for your medical school degree/etc?
LOL

The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by themagnetoreborn
I nominate myself as male Virgo representative.
You all had to get software to upload into your OS, so that you could execute commands such as "Delivering sexual service to your mate/fwb/stranger helping you paying for your medical school degree/etc?
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Lol! You've been snarky lately
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Posted by Vixen2
Well it's a great tool for those who are afraid to have real emotional relationships with women...

They don't have to express loving feelings, tenderness...

instant gratification in the coldest way possible...

Some men prefer it over the real thing...
While some might use it for those reasons (and I'm sure there are noteworthy number), the man made it sound like he was literally clueless as to how men/women relationships worked and then used porn as the model of conduct.

So I'm wondering how did every single adult in his life from 5-13 fail to give him some kind of workable model.
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Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
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Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
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In older porn, you could be so bold as to say they might have even enjoyed filming it more/actually got pleasure from doing it.

Now it's squirting and all kinds of crap and just hearing the work week of an average porn star is depressing. Just imagine having to smash when you have no desire for the person what so ever or getting smashed.

I suppose I should stop talking before kill the dreams of people wanting to become porn stars.
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Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
And not just because of the wookie bush, amirite?!
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Ain't never lied.
Personally I've never had a problem with wookie bush.
Posted by ImTheRam
Porn in the internet back then was a test of faith...

*waiting for the picture to completely load...*

1 minute and 20 seconds later

*ohhh...yes!..thank god it wasn't a travesti!! *

Laughing

(btw no ofense to gay people ^^)

The number of times of find things people get off to unintentionally and die a little inside.

Not orgasmic death, the "THIS CRAP GOT ETCHED INTO MY BRAIN WITH THE FORCE OF AN ICE PICK AND I CAN'T UNSEE IT!"

Then The Pluto in Scorpio child grew titanium balls (or ovaries) and became almost completely immune it to and then had to power to look at the most kinky shit as if you were reading a picture book.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
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Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
Posted by themagnetoreborn
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
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Posted by Quantum
Posted by themagnetoreborn
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
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Lies.

You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth? Madonna too?
I was already downloading porn off the internet when most of the users on here were looking back to watch their unborn brothers and sisters die in a puddle on their parents bed sheets.
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Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
85
Lies.

You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?
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P Angel is my illegitimate daughter.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by themagnetoreborn
Posted by Quantum
Posted by themagnetoreborn
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
85
Lies.

You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?
P Angel is my illegitimate daughter.
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More lies.

Now I know not to believe anything you say from this point on.
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Posted by Quantum
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Posted by Quantum
Posted by themagnetoreborn
Posted by Quantum
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
85
Lies.

You mean to tell me you're older than P-Angel? even older than one of my professors whose recently retired at 66? even older than queen Elizabeth?
P Angel is my illegitimate daughter.
More lies.

Now I know not to believe anything you say from this point on.
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To be fair I don't even believe have the shit I say.
Learning porn was not "real" was like learning there was no santa claus, or worse, that wwf was fake.

easter bunny is real though...
Posted by Vixen2
Well it's a great tool for those who are afraid to have real emotional relationships with women...

They don't have to express loving feelings, tenderness...

instant gratification in the coldest way possible...

Some men prefer it over the real thing...(rejection, inexperience, insecurity issues)


Kind of like women shoving unrealistic sized dildos inside themselves?

Or vibrators?

Or massaging shower heads?

Or spin cycles?


I don't necessarily disagree with your sentiment, but if we're talking cold, instant gratification..........uh, yeah, no one holds the moral ground ---- especially women.



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Posted by Quantum
When I was young (before the internet really took off) porn was a bit more realistic than it is now.

And it was more difficult to obtain. There wasn't the hypersaturation there is today.

Most people recognized it for what it was.
Reason I brought this up, is that and older man said it, and I was confused on how it was possible.

Vintage 70s porn looked natural compared to now.
Even into the 80 and early 90s it was more realistic. Cheap VCRs and the internet meant anyone could make a film cheaply and cater to a wider variety of taste.

Also, and I know this is a bit relative, but there seemed to be more respect for the women in older porn.
Wow. So you're like what...in your 60s?
85
Christ, yer catching up with me.....turning 88 this year

Did you order your coffin yet? Am thinking of going for a cardboard box.....no frills


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I was thinking about donating my corpse to that Elon Musk fellow so he can turn me into a cyborg or something.

@Starlover @Quantum

Ordering near coffins 90?

Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.

Well I enjoy amature or homemade porn 100 times more then synthetic porn today.

As a small child I first was exposed to synethtic porn because I was the type of kid who got into all his parents stuff. I found lots of porn at my dad's, that includes videos and the magazines that offer more porn. I loved the pictures from the magazine more then the videos for some reason. Also when away from home me and my cousins would sneak into my uncles garage and look at his hidden playboys.

I never really thought that was how it was done though. I think I just knew it was the exact same thing as a fake movie on tv, except It was adults having sex. I knew what masturbating was since o was 7, so I knew what porn was for and never used it as a teacher for sex irl.
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@Starlover @Quantum

Ordering near coffins 90?

Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.

Honestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast

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@Starlover @Quantum

Ordering near coffins 90?

Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.

Honestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast

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Rabbit's Reef.

That sounds pretty cool actually! Do it! Just force everyone after your death to call that reef, Rabbit's Reef.

Even in death you own something. Like a true Fixed Sign (that can not let go for nothing)

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@Starlover @Quantum

Ordering near coffins 90?

Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.

Honestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast

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Make sure they just bury me in the ground with no coffin so the worms can eat my corpse, and then the rest can fertilize the soil. Its the least I can do for all the times I used the earth for my own life, and since animals seem to do it maybe they know more about what the earth needs to stay alive then I do.

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@Starlover @Quantum

Ordering near coffins 90?

Pfft. Be a rebel and get mummified! I will at my 115th birthday.

Honestly I think I'm going to be cremated and mixed with concrete to form artificial reefs off the Florida coast

Make sure they just bury me in the ground with no coffin so the worms can eat my corpse, and then the rest can fertilize the soil. Its the least I can do for all the times I used the earth for my own life, and since animals seem to do it maybe they know more about what the earth needs to stay alive then I do.

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There's pods they can put you in that sprout a tree from your remains.

I think that would be swell.

Maybe when climate change melts Greenland they can plant corpse trees there to reforest it.

Posted by ElleDuMonde
Posted by Quantum
LOL

The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
lol...it would literally take like 30 minutes.

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Right?

And then it MIGHT be uncorrupted. If you were lucky.

Posted by ElleDuMonde
Posted by Quantum
LOL

The good old days of waiting for a gif of a scanned porno mag to download from the alt.porn newsgroup on your 486dx with a 14.4k or 28.8k modem...
lol...it would literally take like 30 minutes.

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The struggle was real....




Posted by OceanBoy88
Wait... so your not supposed to stick it in and pee??
You can but it's likely they're never have sex with you again.

And may pop you in the face.