Rules for my unborn son
This topic was created in the The Man Cave forum by Damnata on Saturday, July 5, 2014 and has 5 replies.
I don't like the term "rules" but a Taurus friend of mine showed me this book. He was so excited "If I have a son, I will use a lot of these"..so I found the tumblr.
What do you think, men? What life tips would you give your son? How would your parenting be? Any and all details are encouraged.
Some of the tips I like:
1) Spend time with your mother. She??s cooler than you think.
2) Don??t be shy in the locker room. They are all thinking the same thing.
3) Be a good listener. Don??t just wait your turn to talk.
4) You can lead a man to university, but you can't make him think.
5) An hour with your grandparents is time well spent.
6) Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
7) Be a vigorous dancer
8) Sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a walk around the block. And sometime it??s a hammer.
9) Would you bring a girl bad music? Best to know a thing or two about flowers.
10) Real men have green thumbs.
11) For the love of Pete, don??t wear cologne to the gym.
12) Never retire.
13) Master a second language, preferably math.
14) There is one way to cook perfect bacon. Find it.
15) Don't blame the refs.
16) Never underestimate the power of taking out the trash without being asked.
17) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
18) Life can??t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.
19) In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
20) Take her to Paris. (lol)
21) If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
22) Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak arabic, love music, and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers, and warriors.
23) One day you will be too old to wear a leather jacket.
24) In battle, all cover is temporary. Keep moving.
25) Every hat should serve a purpose. That purpose ceases when you step inside.
26) The heart is the strongest muscle in the body. Use it.
27) Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
28) If the enemy is in range, so are you.
29) Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girlfriend.
30) A suntan is earned, never bought.
31) Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
32) A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
33) Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
What do you think, men? What life tips would you give your son? How would your parenting be? Any and all details are encouraged.
Some of the tips I like:
1) Spend time with your mother. She??s cooler than you think.
2) Don??t be shy in the locker room. They are all thinking the same thing.
3) Be a good listener. Don??t just wait your turn to talk.
4) You can lead a man to university, but you can't make him think.
5) An hour with your grandparents is time well spent.
6) Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
7) Be a vigorous dancer
8) Sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a walk around the block. And sometime it??s a hammer.
9) Would you bring a girl bad music? Best to know a thing or two about flowers.
10) Real men have green thumbs.
11) For the love of Pete, don??t wear cologne to the gym.
12) Never retire.
13) Master a second language, preferably math.
14) There is one way to cook perfect bacon. Find it.
15) Don't blame the refs.
16) Never underestimate the power of taking out the trash without being asked.
17) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
18) Life can??t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.
19) In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
20) Take her to Paris. (lol)
21) If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
22) Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak arabic, love music, and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers, and warriors.
23) One day you will be too old to wear a leather jacket.
24) In battle, all cover is temporary. Keep moving.
25) Every hat should serve a purpose. That purpose ceases when you step inside.
26) The heart is the strongest muscle in the body. Use it.
27) Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
28) If the enemy is in range, so are you.
29) Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girlfriend.
30) A suntan is earned, never bought.
31) Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
32) A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
33) Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
33) Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
34) A handshake beats an autograph.
35) If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
36) Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets and good shoes.
37) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
38) Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
39) Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.
40) Salt and pepper should be passed together, even if the request was for only one.
41) Have a signature dish, even if it's your only one.
42) Always stop at a lemonade stand. Tip well.
43) Find your favorite painting.
44) Be able to identify all the tress on your block.
45) On matters of style , swim with the current. On matters of principle, stand like a rock.
..and so on.
34) A handshake beats an autograph.
35) If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
36) Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets and good shoes.
37) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
38) Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
39) Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.
40) Salt and pepper should be passed together, even if the request was for only one.
41) Have a signature dish, even if it's your only one.
42) Always stop at a lemonade stand. Tip well.
43) Find your favorite painting.
44) Be able to identify all the tress on your block.
45) On matters of style , swim with the current. On matters of principle, stand like a rock.
..and so on.
1. Never put in extended warranty on anything.
2. All the women on the internet are actually dudes.
3. Never trust anyone.
4. Your uncle is a douchebag with syphilis.
5. Don't let your aunt borrow anything.
6. Sell crack.
7. Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice
8. Smack yo sister cuz she a slut.
9. Stab someone if they owe you forty cent.
That about it.
2. All the women on the internet are actually dudes.
3. Never trust anyone.
4. Your uncle is a douchebag with syphilis.
5. Don't let your aunt borrow anything.
6. Sell crack.
7. Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice
8. Smack yo sister cuz she a slut.
9. Stab someone if they owe you forty cent.
That about it.
38) Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
I love that
I love that
lmaooooo this rules are so funny!!!
I need to come up with some for my son. But ill just copy and paste yours.
I need to come up with some for my son. But ill just copy and paste yours.
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