Annoying things men do
This topic was created in the The Powder Room forum by enfant_terrible on Friday, November 3, 2017 and has 49 replies.
Aside from thirst
Pretty much the same as women.
Not caring about your feelings. Then expecting you to care about theirs.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Tendency to want more than just friendship
Posted by WolfInRamsClothingSavages
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesYou almost got Weinsteined, gurrl
OMG YES!
K i was talking to this client the other day and all he kept doing was shifting his weiner every 2 secs.
I was all GUY- DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILETTE??
Send dick pics.
nothxkbye
nothxkbye
Posted by nanoI'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
Not caring for their pets.
Posted by LittleFairyIt's ALWAYS a guy's dog I am caring for ...i don't mind i love the change to ..but come on ...you are supposed to love your dog if you get one.
Not caring for their pets.
I notice they forget after 5 days ...
Or worse they don't like animals at all.
- being honest
- paying bills
- getting married
- losing hair
- paying bills
- getting married
- losing hair
Posted by nanoIt's like smoked ham. Only you're fart smokedPosted by enfant_terribleThat’s highly preferable. I can’t deal with fart marinating under the covers and in my mind, it’s getting warmer under there by a few degrees.Posted by nanoI'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
Like I accept that you can never stop a man from farting but at least lift the damn blanket for like 10 secs!!!!click to expand
Posted by WolfInRamsClothingLol. That's actually a woman thing. Collecting your mile long hair from waste pipe, while you don't give a damn the water doesn't drain
Leaving thick, curly hairs sticking out of their razor blades. Right there in a shower, so everyone can see. And not cleaning those hairs in a shower too. Give me a break.
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Posted by WolfInRamsClothingWhat's wrong with that?
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
Would you just sit there and let your balls itch?
Posted by DistilledIndeed,
Lay under blankets when you're coming in cold as old man winter, thinking I'm a heater.
That's also a good reason to approaching you for something else too
Posted by WolfInRamsClothingThey itch a lot. Especially if the man is grungy. Think about things hanging freely from your body just swinging around all day rubbing up against eachother and getting all hot and uncomfortable. Add some sweat and hair and you've got yourself the common ballz itch.Posted by SoulI really don't know how bad they itchPosted by WolfInRamsClothingWhat's wrong with that?
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
Would you just sit there and let your balls itch?
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Posted by LittleFairyUnless they're pisces
Not caring for their pets.
Posted by enfant_terrible#deadPosted by nanoIt's like smoked ham. Only you're fart smokedPosted by enfant_terribleThat’s highly preferable. I can’t deal with fart marinating under the covers and in my mind, it’s getting warmer under there by a few degrees.Posted by nanoI'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
Like I accept that you can never stop a man from farting but at least lift the damn blanket for like 10 secs!!!!click to expand
*cracks knuckles*
Leaving their socks everywhere
Not putting the cap back on the toothpaste
Leaving wrappers and eggshells in the fricken kitchen sink as if the trash can isnt less than 5 feet away
Forcefully burping
Leaving their socks everywhere
Not putting the cap back on the toothpaste
Leaving wrappers and eggshells in the fricken kitchen sink as if the trash can isnt less than 5 feet away
Forcefully burping
tellin a hoe my personal business just to fawk when all he needed was some liquor
Posted by sierra_lol - mine won't do it in public if there are people around but when we are alone or with his family he will - I don't mind - it's when he gets behind me and takes both hands and starts shaking it lol alrighty now lol
calling himself a "nice guy"
driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
Posted by ItsMeRoman#metoo
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.
Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
Posted by ItsMeRoman#nodoubtPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by ItsMeRoman#metoo
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.
Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
#jadedheartclick to expand
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
1. Piss on the floor
2. Giving themselves more credit than they deserve when it comes to sex.
3. Doing annoying shit & then blaming your reaction on your period & calling you emotional.
4. Behaving as if they’re having their period & getting upset when you point it out & call them emotional. Carl Thomas knows the deal.
5. Wanting women to cook & clean but not earning enough money to take care of her. If I have to pay half the bills in the house then you need to get familiar with that stove bitch!
2. Giving themselves more credit than they deserve when it comes to sex.
3. Doing annoying shit & then blaming your reaction on your period & calling you emotional.
4. Behaving as if they’re having their period & getting upset when you point it out & call them emotional. Carl Thomas knows the deal.
5. Wanting women to cook & clean but not earning enough money to take care of her. If I have to pay half the bills in the house then you need to get familiar with that stove bitch!
Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by ItsMeRoman#nodoubtPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by ItsMeRoman#metoo
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.
Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
#jadedheart
#ilikewatchingyoucryclick to expand
#2muchmace
Posted by FleshpotDon't make fun. Pretend u don't know we don't know. Sense of orientation is the last thing we got left
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Leaves a trail of socks around the apartment like we in some sort of Hansel and Gretel situation
Posted by ItsMeRomanKeep a towel or something arm reach. Solved
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.
Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
Good one though
)) Posted by FleshpotWomen just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything!
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first place
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by FleshpotDon't make fun. Pretend u don't know we don't know. Sense of orientation is the last thing we got left
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)click to expand
LOL, you're right. We'll let you keep it.
Posted by SentimentalCrabbyWhat's kind of food is My Gosh?
Biting your nails in front of me while I am eating!
EXCUSE ME!! I AM TRYING TO EAT!! MY GOSH!!
Is it...like a goulash? Your spelling sucks!
Posted by TheSagAn old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard and the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Even neighbors feared him.Posted by FleshpotWomen just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything!
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first placeclick to expand
He died of a heart attack at 98. After the burial, the neighbors, concerned for the wife's safety, asked her, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
Posted by FleshpotPosted by TheSagAn old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard and the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Even neighbors feared him.Posted by FleshpotWomen just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything!
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first place
He died of a heart attack at 98. After the burial, the neighbors, concerned for the wife's safety, asked her, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."click to expand
A married couple has been fighting for 50 years. After another heavy fight the old woman gets sick and tired of all the fighting and decides to give him the silent treatment. After 3 weeks she gets frustrated because her husband never makes any intention to talk to her at all. On her birthday he looks at her and says: "Happy birthday! I think we finally we get along".
Uff... This is a Pandora box that I don’t want to open 😆🤐
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Posted by enfant_terribleThe next step.......Posted by WolfInRamsClothingSavages
Scratch their balls anytime they want.click to expand
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Posted by theflyingarrowAre you the same Sag who had the profile pic of the ballerina? or was it a cat...Posted by FleshpotTHIS! 😂
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost.click to expand
I think you had a different username though?
Leaving boxers & socks on the floor... next to the fucking laundry basket 😂😂😂😂😂
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Posted by theflyingarrowAh yes. I thought so. Thank you :-)Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYes.. sagsagsag with ballerina profile pic i think.. i dont like cats lol 😂Posted by theflyingarrowAre you the same Sag who had the profile pic of the ballerina? or was it a cat...Posted by FleshpotTHIS! 😂
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost.
I think you had a different username though?click to expand
Posted by lesenfantterriblesMansplaining
when a dude tries to explain something to you, after you tell them you have a masters degree in the topic of discussion.
Posted by WolfInRamsClothingWT - Hilarious Thanks - and thank god men can't get their mouths down there - LOL !Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
I think it’s funny when guys check their balls. It’s like they’re making sure they’re still there.click to expand
Posted by enfant_terribleLOL Hilarious!
when they never shut up 🗑🤢
Posted by sierra_have you been dating 15 year olds?
calling himself a "nice guy"
driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
This thread.
Posted by sierra_Posted by Adreamuponwakingwasn't too long ago that i was 15Posted by sierra_have you been dating 15 year olds?
calling himself a "nice guy"
driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
and like any other 15 year olds, at some point i dated another 15 year oldclick to expand
who did that to you, sierra? lol
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