
RumiLove
@RumiL
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Posted by FragranceHey beautiful 😏
I'd grow a beard! And tell girls they're beautiful



Posted by CAPLOCKOh no.. I just copied this
@Rumil - LOL You're hilarious


Posted by RumiLPosted by FragranceHey beautiful 😏
I'd grow a beard! And tell girls they're beautiful
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Posted by K_1018lol
I'm sure my junk would be big, so I'd post my nudes on tinder and try to hookup with as many girls as I could.




Posted by MontgomeryShower, teeth, getting dressed?
I would take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed and leave in 15 minutes.
Looking perfect.
This is probably the only thing I envy about men.. the low maintenance.
Although... 😕
I would probably still have to put product in my hair-- because it would still be my
hair, right?
Oh... and I would also enjoy having my words taken seriously by others of
my species because I'm a dude.
I don't think I would know what to do with myself, other than that.
I would probably have to tone it down a lot though, if I wanted to pick up
women, but I think I could do that too.
Maybe.
Idk if I could hold up under scrutiny for long 😄

Posted by ScrumptiousYou don't bother with such trivialities, I assume.Posted by MontgomeryShower, teeth, getting dressed?
I would take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed and leave in 15 minutes.
Looking perfect.
This is probably the only thing I envy about men.. the low maintenance.
Although... 😕
I would probably still have to put product in my hair-- because it would still be my
hair, right?
Oh... and I would also enjoy having my words taken seriously by others of
my species because I'm a dude.
I don't think I would know what to do with myself, other than that.
I would probably have to tone it down a lot though, if I wanted to pick up
women, but I think I could do that too.
Maybe.
Idk if I could hold up under scrutiny for long 😄
That's funny
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Posted by RumiL
What would you ladies do if you were a turned into a man for a day? 😛 and I don't mean dressing in your dad's clothing.
I would make sandwiches as men do not do 😛


Posted by PV&JellayYou still can read people. Shade is FFA.Posted by GoldigoldOnly if I could audition to be in a drag show. It looks like fun. And I want to read people like a Queen. Lol
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Posted by starwarsjfc...
I already made a list
- I'd stay hydrated cause I wont find peeing boring, I'd pee while standing 780 miles away and do little games to see if I could pee in the freaking toilet.
- I'd name my weenie "Winnie-the-ho" and talk to it
- I'd create my own 8 book series about penis, id call it "My penis > Your penis"
- I'd spit at people whom I argue with (my brothers used to play a game where they spit at each other fucking disgusting -id probably find it entertaining as a man tho- )
- I'd probably scratch my bum in public too
- down tuck my weenie
- I will be a sugar daddy
- I'd have long ass bros talks about all the disgusting things listed above
- I'll be the little spoon



Posted by K_1018Only single men get to live the beautiful life of giving no fucks. It also comes with a free side of jerking off 24/7, loads of money, and lots of time to think about where it all went wrong.Posted by FleshpotTrue! I'd want a sloppy bj. If I had a few more days of being a man,I would eat fast food for every meal because I wouldn't know how to cook. I also would not shower for a few days, and once I finally did I'd only wash my pits, balls and butt crack. I would proceed to put on clean boxers but wear the same musty shirt and shorts I had on before.Posted by K_1018lol
I'm sure my junk would be big, so I'd post my nudes on tinder and try to hookup with as many girls as I could.
I'd get a BJ, just to see what all the fuss is about. Then, wile away the afternoon in the pub, come home to whack off to some porn, order Chinese take-out, and fall asleep drooling on myself. 😄
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Posted by palehorsePosted by GreenteaYou say that but you would be a two pump chump.
I would admire it for a bit...then I'd go use it on some ladies, give them a night they'd never forget. 😄
I only have a day, so I wouldn't waste any time. And since I'm really a woman, I'd try to give it to them, in what I think they've been yearning for. Fulfill my duty for a day and maybe change a life. Lol
Then probably go to the gym, and check out the mens locker room action, hopefully they will all be walking around naked!!! 😄. I'd only get one shot at this so I'm going to use it!!
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I would make sandwiches as men do not do 😛