MEN, What Are They Good For?

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Men are only good for one thing and they aren't even particulary good at that
In essence...
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to make a woman happy?
Theyre really good at moving heavy logs and killing spiders!
Oh I don't know..........

Building civilizations, protecting your borders, enforcing the laws, inventing every modern convenience that you enjoy ...........

I could go on, but the list is too long.

Don't let me disrupt the man bashing thread, however.


Carry on, ladies.

Posted by 037



Obviously good for making you butthurt.....
Posted by Ssupes
Posted by t4y
They are good at being friendzoned tho


Ummmmmm. Name one dude that liked getting friend zoned
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BLack Indian
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
MEN, What Are They Good For?


Only a child would ask such a stupid question.

Who else is going to keep you idiots (male and female alike) under control?
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Are you homosexual? Legit question
Posted by starlover
Sending arse and dick pics??


Hahahahahahaha... I still can't get over the butt pic thing!

Funniest thread of the year.
Depends on the man, but most seem really good at giving bullshit lines and then breaking your heart.
Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by 037
MEN, What Are They Good For?


Absolutely nothing. Tongue
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Good God, y'all. Big Grin
Companionship, provider, protector, leader,friend/lover.
To procreate, a shoulder to cry on and someone to look forward to coming home to after a bad day?
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Posted by Ssupes
Posted by t4y
They are good at being friendzoned tho


Ummmmmm. Name one dude that liked getting friend zoned


BLack Indian


So wrong, butLaughing
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lol *smh*

men are good for cuddling. and playing with. companionship and more snuggling. but only if they smell good. I dont like stinky armpits and stinky socks.
unfortunately mine farts too and goodness, what a doozy. *sigh*
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Posted by MoonArtist
Depends on the man, but most seem really good at giving bullshit lines and then breaking your heart.



((((Moonie))))) ~ you okay? Sad




I have decided that men are good for me socially, domestically as in fixing things and having a laugh with, but not romantically
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Yep, just giving my jaded view based on observations/experience. Humanity is a huge disappointment, though.
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Posted by PV&Jellay
Posted by 037
MEN, What Are They Good For?


Absolutely nothing. Tongue


Good God, y'all. Big Grin



What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it

Tongue


Montgomery and Starlover glad somenone got my joke. Winking Big Grin
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Huh!

Yeah couldn't resist Big Grin
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.
lifting heavy things. and being hilarious.
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.
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May I ask your age?
Posted by starlover
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


So it's almost a myth Tongue

Pressure is off with me now that i have my son. Woul not want to be looking


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I'm not looking, per se, but I can't get myself to stop believing it exists. Yes, it's almost a myth lol.......but I'm a dreamer, a manifestor, a moon child.
Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?
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42......why?
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?
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It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love
"For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love"

is real love equal to settle-down?

If any problem it comes from setting them equal to each other. Even a woman in the middle of her life needs to check what she really needs. Most of the caring comes from women anyway. Actually they are looking for someone to serve but think they look someone who has their back. Men make the same mistake.

BTW women without job find still a partner. The nearer you are to the hardware layer the simpler you make compromises.
Posted by DwellingOnMove
"For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love"

is real love equal to settle-down?

If any problem it comes from setting them equal to each other. Even a woman in the middle of her life needs to check what she really needs. Most of the caring comes from women anyway. Actually they are looking for someone to serve but think they look someone who has their back. Men make the same mistake.

BTW women without job find still a partner. The nearer you are to the hardware layer the simpler you make compromises.


Why I normally like your comments this one is degrading to not only women, but men as well. Men are capable of caring just as much as a woman. Women without jobs still find partners? Don't really understand this comment.

It is not a mistake to look for that quality of having ones back in your partner. In fact, I think it's #2 on my list (loyalty).
let's not forget. they do keep the world going around. you know, with their sperm and all. douches or not, they keep the population going.
now if you dont want kids....then.... yeah, disregard lol
Posted by LadyYin
let's not forget. they do keep the world going around. you know, with their sperm and all. douches or not, they keep the population going.



Yep
"BTW I was really disgrading both sides."

Fact is: When life gets crazy both men and women can do/live all alone. Well, with additional help from the society of course.

Now while dating their focus is on "carrying the burden together with someone else".

How do they come together and then go appart?
They serve each other for a short time. Which is the good, positive and constructive part. They go apart cause they detect shortage for the purpose of carrying the luggage. Maybe the man detects imperfection in himself. The woman in him. The woman in herself. The man in her.

We leave each other cause we feel weak. How good that we sometimes serve each other at least. I don't think that feeling of being deficient will ever vanish.
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Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by DwellingOnMove
"For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love"

is real love equal to settle-down?

If any problem it comes from setting them equal to each other. Even a woman in the middle of her life needs to check what she really needs. Most of the caring comes from women anyway. Actually they are looking for someone to serve but think they look someone who has their back. Men make the same mistake.
[...] The nearer you are to the hardware layer the simpler you make compromises.

[...] degrading to not only women, but men as well. [...]
It is not a mistake to look for that quality of having ones back in your partner. In fact, I think it's #2 on my list (loyalty).

Rule number what of FWB says that you have their back?

BTW I was really disgrading both sides.
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Btw, I did say you were degrading both genders
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Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?


It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love
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I know.....and I'd rather be single than deal with some liar, or to settle for less. Been there, done that, and won't do it again. The bar is set high.
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Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?


It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love


I know.....and I'd rather be single than deal with some liar, or to settle for less. Been there, done that, and won't do it again. The bar is set high.
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And it should be. A woman after 40 is a treasure. The ones that have not been damaged buy some 2 bit schmuck anyways. They have their shit together and are ready for life. Its a beautiful thing to find a good one you're compatible with. Keep your heart open MoonArtist. Some dude is gonna find you and love you.
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Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?


It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love


I know.....and I'd rather be single than deal with some liar, or to settle for less. Been there, done that, and won't do it again. The bar is set high.


And it should be. A woman after 40 is a treasure. The ones that have not been damaged buy some 2 bit schmuck anyways. They have their shit together and are ready for life. Its a beautiful thing to find a good one you're compatible with. Keep your heart open MoonArtist. Some dude is gonna find you and love you.
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Maybe, and if not, that's fine.
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Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?


It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love


I know.....and I'd rather be single than deal with some liar, or to settle for less. Been there, done that, and won't do it again. The bar is set high.


And it should be. A woman after 40 is a treasure. The ones that have not been damaged buy some 2 bit schmuck anyways. They have their shit together and are ready for life. Its a beautiful thing to find a good one you're compatible with. Keep your heart open MoonArtist. Some dude is gonna find you and love you.


Maybe, and if not, that's fine.
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(Cancer)? You seem like a very secure woman. Good for you! That's a rarity these days!
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There are LOTS of secure woman in the world Ram..........maybe you need to get out more or look in different places





Your point is? I was paying someone a compliment.

I know you Scorpio's can't pay a compliment to save your fucking life but I thought you could at least recognize one.

Now, let her enjoy it if she can. Scorpio's always fucking up a good thing.

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Posted by starlover
((((Moonie))))

I too am not impressed at what I see relationship wise....

The happily ever after is a myth we are brainwashed into....having said that, we have our precious sons, so it ain't all bad






It's not a myth, per se, but lets face it, most are players, and the rest.....well, you can't just grab anyone and make it work, there has to be compatibility, respect, chemistry, etc.


May I ask your age?


42......why?


It's gonna be hard for you to find find men (our) age that are not in play mode. Most of them have kids that are just getting out of high school and they most likely freshly divorced. So, settling down is far from their mind.

Just something I've noticed. For a woman in her early 40' it's rough being single and looking for a man that can give her real love


I know.....and I'd rather be single than deal with some liar, or to settle for less. Been there, done that, and won't do it again. The bar is set high.


And it should be. A woman after 40 is a treasure. The ones that have not been damaged buy some 2 bit schmuck anyways. They have their shit together and are ready for life. Its a beautiful thing to find a good one you're compatible with. Keep your heart open MoonArtist. Some dude is gonna find you and love you.


Maybe, and if not, that's fine.


(Cancer)? You seem like a very secure woman. Good for y
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We are good for the following:

1. Grunts and moans about anything we don't want to do.
2. Grunts and moans about things we think we do well but don't.


bwahahahaha!Laughing
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Posted by Happygolucky
Posted by starlover
There are LOTS of secure woman in the world Ram..........maybe you need to get out more or look in different places





Your point is? I was paying someone a compliment.

I know you Scorpio's can't pay a compliment to save your fucking life but I thought you could at least recognize one.

Now, let her enjoy it if she can. Scorpio's always fucking up a good thing.




You made out that secure women are a rarity....when they are not. I found that odd and rather a sweeping statement? That is like saying most women are insecure...which isn't true

Lol to compliment comment....my middle name is *Praise*.....my friends call me the lovewoman because i am so into praising people and trying to love and support them as much as i can. Maybe that statement applies to the other 99% of Scorpios, hey Ram? Tongue . You must have had very bad experiences with *us*....that is a shame

Do you have a SOH, btw, you come across as quite intensely serious....a lot


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I have never had a *bad* experience with a Scorpio woman.

I am intensely serious about 50% of the time. There is hidden humor in my words if you look. You will only see it if you are not afraid to see the truth
You were cutoff MoonArtist.
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You were cutoff MoonArtist.


Oops.....I was saying......

Yep, Cancer. Don't believe all the hype about how Cancers are crybabies that boohoo at the drop of a hat. It's a very rare thing for anyone to see me cry.
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You were cutoff MoonArtist.


Oops.....I was saying......

Yep, Cancer. Don't believe all the hype about how Cancers are crybabies that boohoo at the drop of a hat. It's a very rare thing for anyone to see me cry.
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I know how strong cancers are. No secret there
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You were cutoff MoonArtist.


Oops.....I was saying......

Yep, Cancer. Don't believe all the hype about how Cancers are crybabies that boohoo at the drop of a hat. It's a very rare thing for anyone to see me cry.


I know how strong cancers are. No secret there
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I've seen other signs cry much more publicly. Mutable a seems to be the biggest of the groups most likely to cry visibly.
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You were cutoff MoonArtist.


Oops.....I was saying......

Yep, Cancer. Don't believe all the hype about how Cancers are crybabies that boohoo at the drop of a hat. It's a very rare thing for anyone to see me cry.


I know how strong cancers are. No secret there


I've seen other signs cry much more publicly. Mutable a seems to be the biggest of the groups most likely to cry visibly.
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LOL. All signs have their strengths and weaknesses.
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You were cutoff MoonArtist.


Oops.....I was saying......

Yep, Cancer. Don't believe all the hype about how Cancers are crybabies that boohoo at the drop of a hat. It's a very rare thing for anyone to see me cry.


I know how strong cancers are. No secret there


I've seen other signs cry much more publicly. Mutable a seems to be the biggest of the groups most likely to cry visibly.


LOL. All signs have their strengths and weaknesses.
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That they do smile
Posted by Phantom
Pizza. Lots and lots of pizza and beer.


Why? Cancers love to cook! LOL
Why are men in the powder room? Men are so gossipy lol

Men are good for sex and to provide!
smile lift heavy items and foot rubs...

Men of today are off...I like my men quiet not on a online forum in a ladies convo ugh! Beshassness!
To be cont'd lol
Household chores! smile
< loves cleaning stuff
Posted by CapTenn
Oh I don't know..........

Building civilizations, protecting your borders, enforcing the laws, inventing every modern convenience that you enjoy ...........

I could go on, but the list is too long.

Don't let me disrupt the man bashing thread, however.


Carry on, ladies.




I think the question is....what are their special powers now.....in this day and age, when we know that women can do all the above as good, or even better?

So men, please stop bringing up the past.
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dxpnet was made by a dude !


Yes, a cancer one!!


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No. Dxp was made by a woman. Ask a veteran.
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