Damnata
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74 ways to annoy your Virgo
31) Demand that you be addressed as —Conquistador.??
32) Wear a cape that says —Magnificent One.??
33) In the memo field of all your checks, write —head shrinking??
34) Inform your therapist that they exist only in your imagination.
35) Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing your therapist that you don't want to fall off —in case the big one comes??.
36) Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
37) Ask your therapist for an extra seat for your —imaginary friend.??
38) Never make eye contact (or) never break eye contact.
39) Make appointments for the 31st of September.
40) To every question they ask you answer —Ah, wouldn't you like to know—
41) Claim not to speak English (or whatever language you do speak normally).
42) Screw up your face, look puzzled, and ask —You mean that's not normal— and watch them backpeddle.
43) Reply to every question asked by saying —wibble??
44) Wear two baseball caps on facing forward and the other facing backwards — and if asked —Why have you got two caps on— — just reply that you??re not sure about which way to go.
45) Bring your dog (cat, mouse, hamster, goldfish, etc.) and insist that your pet has problems too and that you share everything.
46) After each statement that the therapist makes, nod your head wisely and utter —Hmm, another Freudian slip.??
47) If it is your first or at the beginning of your visits, insist that you did not commit those murders and that those finger prints they found belong to Charlie Manson, your other persona.
48) Play Tic Tac Toe with an imaginary partner, all the time, muttering quite loudly that you are only letting them win because your therapist told you that you needed to learn how to be less competitive/driven, etc.
49) Go dressed in a wig, dark glasses and a trench coat, search the room for hidden bugs and inform the therapist that you have information that they are out to get you.
50) Choose a commonly used word like —so?? and every time they say it, twitch, uncontrollably.
51) Speak only in the third person, e.g., the therapist says —How are you today— answer —Jenn is doing well today, how is [therapist's name] doing—
52) Walk into the room before the therapist does and sit in the chair he/she normally occupies.
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
32) Wear a cape that says —Magnificent One.??
33) In the memo field of all your checks, write —head shrinking??
34) Inform your therapist that they exist only in your imagination.
35) Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing your therapist that you don't want to fall off —in case the big one comes??.
36) Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
37) Ask your therapist for an extra seat for your —imaginary friend.??
38) Never make eye contact (or) never break eye contact.
39) Make appointments for the 31st of September.
40) To every question they ask you answer —Ah, wouldn't you like to know—
41) Claim not to speak English (or whatever language you do speak normally).
42) Screw up your face, look puzzled, and ask —You mean that's not normal— and watch them backpeddle.
43) Reply to every question asked by saying —wibble??
44) Wear two baseball caps on facing forward and the other facing backwards — and if asked —Why have you got two caps on— — just reply that you??re not sure about which way to go.
45) Bring your dog (cat, mouse, hamster, goldfish, etc.) and insist that your pet has problems too and that you share everything.
46) After each statement that the therapist makes, nod your head wisely and utter —Hmm, another Freudian slip.??
47) If it is your first or at the beginning of your visits, insist that you did not commit those murders and that those finger prints they found belong to Charlie Manson, your other persona.
48) Play Tic Tac Toe with an imaginary partner, all the time, muttering quite loudly that you are only letting them win because your therapist told you that you needed to learn how to be less competitive/driven, etc.
49) Go dressed in a wig, dark glasses and a trench coat, search the room for hidden bugs and inform the therapist that you have information that they are out to get you.
50) Choose a commonly used word like —so?? and every time they say it, twitch, uncontrollably.
51) Speak only in the third person, e.g., the therapist says —How are you today— answer —Jenn is doing well today, how is [therapist's name] doing—
52) Walk into the room before the therapist does and sit in the chair he/she normally occupies.
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
54) Sit and quietly boogie, ignoring everything they say. Then tell them you??re sorry but you can't hear them over the little people having a party in your head/or you were dancing to the music in your head.
55) Every now and then, scream suddenly —Oh my God!?? or —What the Hell?!??, and when they say: —What's wrong?? etc., just say —Huh? I didn't hear anything. What are you talking about—
56) Say: —Let's play —poke the therapist with a stick—? and then go: —poke, tee hee, poke, tee hee, poke??_.??
57) Absolutely gut yourself laughing and stop suddenly and frown at them as if they??ve done something to offend you.
58) Stare at the therapist until they become really self-conscious.
59) Every time they ask you a question reply with —I don't know??.
60) Try and be seductive to make them nervous.
61) Take your mp3 player and ignore them the whole session.
62) Whisper into your labels (like a secret service agent) comments like —are you getting all this—
63) When talking to them, look slightly to the right of their eyes.
64) Don't accept any of their explanations and insist they tell you the —real?? purposes.
65) Pretend you developed a sudden case of Tourette syndrome.
66) Start singing —I know a song that will get on your nerves??.
67) Walk in the room and shout —Humpty Dumpty was pushed!??
68) Nod and smile.
69) Hum and act as if no one else is in the room.
70) Upon entering the office, cough three times. Every time a noise is made cough three more times.
71) Start doing your pilates or yoga work out (or any kind of workout) in the middle of their office and if they have a small office, ask if you can move the furniture around. Then put it back where it was at the end of the session.
72) Memorize heaps of quotes and song lyrics and keep saying them in answer to questions.
73) Fake a panic attack.
55) Every now and then, scream suddenly —Oh my God!?? or —What the Hell?!??, and when they say: —What's wrong?? etc., just say —Huh? I didn't hear anything. What are you talking about—
56) Say: —Let's play —poke the therapist with a stick—? and then go: —poke, tee hee, poke, tee hee, poke??_.??
57) Absolutely gut yourself laughing and stop suddenly and frown at them as if they??ve done something to offend you.
58) Stare at the therapist until they become really self-conscious.
59) Every time they ask you a question reply with —I don't know??.
60) Try and be seductive to make them nervous.
61) Take your mp3 player and ignore them the whole session.
62) Whisper into your labels (like a secret service agent) comments like —are you getting all this—
63) When talking to them, look slightly to the right of their eyes.
64) Don't accept any of their explanations and insist they tell you the —real?? purposes.
65) Pretend you developed a sudden case of Tourette syndrome.
66) Start singing —I know a song that will get on your nerves??.
67) Walk in the room and shout —Humpty Dumpty was pushed!??
68) Nod and smile.
69) Hum and act as if no one else is in the room.
70) Upon entering the office, cough three times. Every time a noise is made cough three more times.
71) Start doing your pilates or yoga work out (or any kind of workout) in the middle of their office and if they have a small office, ask if you can move the furniture around. Then put it back where it was at the end of the session.
72) Memorize heaps of quotes and song lyrics and keep saying them in answer to questions.
73) Fake a panic attack.
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
That's me. 😆
That's me. 😆
Well my thoughts on that list are:
Posted by DeltaCephei
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
That's me. 😆
Boy oh boy does this piss me off. I hear it and my mind goes: "Well why did you bother opening your mouth? For all the good it does to this conversation, you saying that or you being quiet or you dropping that at exact moment = all amount to the same result"
To address LOR and bring up a point about my water friends (no wonder all 3 water signs replied to this):
It's always water signs that pull this shit and it's GOOD they do.
Virgos have a very dogmatic way of going about things at time and we need to be shortcircuited in being in the moment. You pull something like that and after the initial "-.-", you'll see if that Virgo can go with the flow of it, without asking you to explain yourself and allowing you to truly be an individual.
I'd recommend anyone who wants to be in a relationship with us to do that. It will help them figure us out tremendously on how we are. If we don't roll with it, that's one thing. If we turn judgmental immediately, tread carefully and reconsider the relationship because we are going to be most likely closet control freaks and won't allow you to be yourself outside of the limits we deem as worthy.
It's always water signs that pull this shit and it's GOOD they do.
Virgos have a very dogmatic way of going about things at time and we need to be shortcircuited in being in the moment. You pull something like that and after the initial "-.-", you'll see if that Virgo can go with the flow of it, without asking you to explain yourself and allowing you to truly be an individual.
I'd recommend anyone who wants to be in a relationship with us to do that. It will help them figure us out tremendously on how we are. If we don't roll with it, that's one thing. If we turn judgmental immediately, tread carefully and reconsider the relationship because we are going to be most likely closet control freaks and won't allow you to be yourself outside of the limits we deem as worthy.
Posted by TheatrumPosted by Damnata
68) Nod and smile.
LOLclick to expand
I find it completely awesome that a Taurus chose that. It's exactly what I run into with Taurus people all the time lol
Posted by DamnataPosted by TheatrumPosted by Damnata
68) Nod and smile.
LOL
I find it completely awesome that a Taurus chose that. It's exactly what I run into with Taurus people all the time lolclick to expand
Haha yeeah, mum is displeased when I do that. Nowdays I just say "I'm not listening to you."
Posted by DamnataPosted by DeltaCephei
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
That's me. 😆
Boy oh boy does this piss me off. I hear it and my mind goes: "Well why did you bother opening your mouth? For all the good it does to this conversation, you saying that or you being quiet or you dropping that at exact moment = all amount to the same result"click to expand
The worst part is I always do this while laughing so hard internally. (oh, so you think this conversation is interesting? wait. I'll start the party) and then I say exactly the opposite thing I was saying a minute ago. I swear I can smell their brains in short-circuit.
Posted by DeltaCepheiPosted by DamnataPosted by DeltaCephei
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
That's me. 😆
Boy oh boy does this piss me off. I hear it and my mind goes: "Well why did you bother opening your mouth? For all the good it does to this conversation, you saying that or you being quiet or you dropping that at exact moment = all amount to the same result"
The worst part is I always do this while laughing so hard internally. (oh, so you think this conversation is interesting? wait. I'll start the party) and then I say exactly the opposite thing I was saying a minute ago. I swear I can smell their brains in short-circuit.click to expand
Love it. hahaha
WHERE is 74—?? You can't post 74 ways and then list 73.... 😛
awesome list, must use some on friends 😉
awesome list, must use some on friends 😉
Posted by justagirl
WHERE is 74—?? You can't post 74 ways and then list 73.... 😛
10000 points. I did that shit on purpose.
Number 53 another day at at the water sign park. Sighs
53) When they ask you a question say —I??ve often asked myself that exact same thing.?? Then don't elaborate.
People who does this to me is usually will not see me again ever, unless they are family in which case I have to put up with them. Sigh!
People who does this to me is usually will not see me again ever, unless they are family in which case I have to put up with them. Sigh!
Posted by Damnata
To address LOR and bring up a point about my water friends (no wonder all 3 water signs replied to this):
It's always water signs that pull this shit and it's GOOD they do.
Virgos have a very dogmatic way of going about things at time and we need to be shortcircuited in being in the moment. You pull something like that and after the initial "-.-", you'll see if that Virgo can go with the flow of it, without asking you to explain yourself and allowing you to truly be an individual.
I'd recommend anyone who wants to be in a relationship with us to do that. It will help them figure us out tremendously on how we are. If we don't roll with it, that's one thing. If we turn judgmental immediately, tread carefully and reconsider the relationship because we are going to be most likely closet control freaks and won't allow you to be yourself outside of the limits we deem as worthy.
True about water sign. And I do feel shortcircuited many times but then I just go with the flow and talk about something else or said I see then smile and walk away. Usually the latter. Depending on who is the water sign, if it is hubby then yeah obviously I can't walk away. Usually I just smile and said let me continue having a conversation with myself.
You need a pisces "imagination" to unlock the others 1000+ ways
I might do that someday. Maybe. I'll get to it... Hey! Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
Posted by Draumstafir
I might do that someday. Maybe. I'll get to it... Hey! Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
I remember you!
You drift on and off dxpland. Why are you a flaky Scorpio?
Posted by DamnataPosted by Draumstafir
I might do that someday. Maybe. I'll get to it... Hey! Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
I remember you!
You drift on and off dxpland. Why are you a flaky Scorpio?click to expand
I came looking for updates on the big scary cardinal grand cross, which did absolutely nothing on my end. It was boring. Nothing cross-like or cardinal about it. I did start seeing an excess in interesting-number occurrences, which of course got me over-analyzing, and then still nothing. Was hoping something interesting (and not entirely scary) had happened to you lot, but not seeing anything for you either.
I'm mostly off nowadays because my relationship is doing well, and my job is dull but low-stress, so my go-look-for-information mode is on standby. 😄 Cheers to all who are doing well, and here's hoping for those who still wait.
Posted by DamnataPosted by Draumstafir
I might do that someday. Maybe. I'll get to it... Hey! Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
I remember you!
You drift on and off dxpland. Why are you a flaky Scorpio?click to expand
I am a flaky Scorpio-Virgo-Pisces. 😄
^^You mutable fixed sign. I feel your pain.
Or do I? You're the Scorpio, tell me 😄
Same old, same old in DxpLand
Or do I? You're the Scorpio, tell me 😄
Same old, same old in DxpLand
Posted by Damnata
...considering how neurotic we are about making people explain themselves, I wonder how many from this list would bring a "-.-" look on your face...
Posted by Damnata
16) Bring snacks, stare at them, and state that for the size of your bill, you expect to be entertained.
52) Walk into the room before the therapist does and sit in the chair he/she normally occupies.
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I would find everything else entertaining.
Posted by DamnataPosted by justagirl
WHERE is 74—?? You can't post 74 ways and then list 73.... 😛
10000 points. I did that shit on purpose.click to expand
Brat! Knew you did that shit on purpose!!
Posted by LoveSeeker
You need a pisces "imagination" to unlock the others 1000+ ways
thumbs up!
my husband, although he has a virgo rising, has alot of imagination (12th house stellium)
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1)Insist that one of your other personalities already paid last month??s therapy bill.
2) Lie down under the couch.
3) Express concern that you are not narcissistic enough.
4) Bark.
5) Shout —Eureka!?? after your therapist makes an interpretation.
6) Play dead.
7) As your therapist hands you the therapy bill, put on a pair of latex rubber gloves to accept it.
8) Run around screaming, —Zoloft! Prozac! Paxil! Celexa!??
9) Meow.
10) Tell the therapist the only reason you??re in therapy is because —the voices?? told you to go.
11) Take notes during the session, and when your therapist says something, mutter —interesting?? under your breath and scribble more notes.
12) Ask —And how does that make you feel— when your therapist suggests something.
13) Sit in a lotus position on the couch, under the couch, in the chair, on the floor, wherever you usually don't sit.
14) Wear duct tape over your mouth.
15) Sit with your back to him/her. For the entire session.
16) Bring snacks, stare at them, and state that for the size of your bill, you expect to be entertained.
17) Spend an entire session talking about your goldfish.
18) Talk to the couch.
19) Ask if there is anywhere you can wash your socks.
20) Knit. A pair of sleeves.
21) Keep looking into your purse (or pocket if you??re a guy) and asking —You ok in there—
22) Speak only in a —robot?? voice.
23) Reply to everything your therapist says with —that's what YOU think.??
24) Finish all your sentences with the words —in accordance with prophesy.??
25) Sniffle incessantly.
26) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you??ll be saying more any moment.
27) Wear your pants backwards (or inside out).
28) Repeat everything you therapist says, as a question.
29) Begin all your sentences with —ooh la laa!??
30) Inform your therapist of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.