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Last night I walked into my bathroom and noticed a mosquito on the wall.
My first instinct was to kill it.
I don't kill insects because they are —ugly?? or because they —scare?? me, I only kill them if I consider them to be parasites.
So I get close to the mosquito and say to him, —Wrong place, wrong time, little insect.??
I raised my arm and opened my hand and I calculated distance and speed needed to ensure its sudden death.
He didn't move a leg. In that instant something stopped me and I looked at it closely and thought about all the surviving it had to do to arrive there at that moment.
Its tiny life force was before me and I began to bargain with it??_
I told it??_
—I would usually take you out, but not because you are ugly, but because you are a parasite, you don't benefit humans and you carry diseases. But its not really your fault is it, that you are a mosquito.
I'm sure had you been given the choice, you would have chosen to be a higher life form instead.
So here is the deal, don't bite anyone in this house and I??ll let you live.
Keep your end of the deal and Ill keep mine.
Now go, enjoy the rest of your short life span and tell your friends you met a cool human today.??

So I wake up this morning and not a single mosquito bite on me. I turn to my girlfriend and say —Good Morning?? and I notice she is wearing a shiny-red lump on her forehead---as she asks me, ??Do I have like a bump on my forehead—-----
I'm still looking for that mosquito.
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I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...
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Posted by wgamador2
I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...



Oh...how lovely
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Posted by wgamador2
I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...



Oh...how lovely
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Thanks!
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Posted by Pandybear
Oooooh faaaawk chyeah!

I just found an Oreo Milkshake in the freezer score!



if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acrahahahahahahahahahass the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...


I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!


*sluuuuuuuuurp*

I DRINK IT UP!!!!!!!!!
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She didn't care
about the depths
of your loneliness.
She even told you
she wasn't losing any sleep over leaving you.
You took the journey by yourself
You came through it by yourself
You healed by yourself
You came to understand by yourself
and now you don't need anyone at all.

And although you were left with half a heart--
Your soul was left intact??_
And that's all you??ll ever need.
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Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by Pandemonium
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Do you not think that might make him cry/feel bullied ?
I'm hoping it's affecting the Mum, only moved in a week or so ago, new abode = laying down some ground rules.
There's a passageway down the house so I dunno if the noise transfers as much, I'm thinking the headlock might have to be deployed (I'm not really going to chokehold him fwiw 😛)
Maybe a higher powered remote-control (one of those that 'fits all' ?)




Yes! Buy a universal control and program it to his devices so that wehn he falls asleep you have control over what in his place lol.. Plus you can use it to drive him insane buahahah!






Nice bod, chica.
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Thats an under-fuckin-statement.

Because.........WOW!!


That is one rockin' body. Take it from a guy who knows rockin' bodies.



Pandemonium, whomever broke your heart is one dumb ass motherfucker. Im gonna write him a letter.




Dear Dumb motherfucker,

You are one dumb motherfucker.

Sincerely,
Walt
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Its hotter than crap in my apt.....tiny window unit isn't doing the job....tired of sleeping on the couch!
I guess its time to call the landlord...ugh I hate this!!

I have to do laundry....I don't wanna

I need cigs....can I go without for a awhile....probably not

I have to go grocery shopping....I really don't wanna

Had a weird convo with the cancer....I think I will analyze it for days...not by choice of course lol