Bitch Mode

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by RealTalk on Wednesday, October 19, 2011 and has 19 replies.
Devil
Explain.
Ever feel like slapping the shit out of somebody? BITCH MODE.
What happened O-O
Nothing I can't handle. I'm just frustrated. It'll pass.
Maaan...
There is this stupid, lazy, loud, annoying fcker at work (a Leo, supposedly in his 40's, but he acts like a 12-year-old) who has been working here for like 2 months, and I swear to God...
I have never heard a grown man whine so much. Ever. E-ver.
He completely threw off the vibe in our office--there are some co-workers he's gone running into the boss to complain about, and now those co-workers are just not themselves anymore. He's gone in to complain about jokes he's taken seriously, yet he goes around telling people he's going to "teabag" their drinks, and calling others names like "bunghole" and "dildo"...it's absolutely amazing how, in his mind, things are just fine when he's dishing it--but taking it is like, "woah...woahwoahwoah...no. No."
I'm about to go off on him, because he went in to make a stupid ass complaint about a funny guy here that he's now tossing insults at (hiding behind the, "it's just a joke" cover) who is just silent around him now, because if he opens his mouth back it's probably going to be another complaint.
I wait for the day this fcker decides to cross me. Making enemies with me is foolish--especially here, because once I run cold towards you, you're on your own. I hear and see everything that goes on, and am made privy to information that can make or break you, so once I go mum with you--you are seriously floating in the middle of the ocean, on a rapidly deflating innertube.
He feels the new woman hired (I love her--she's a Taurus too! Very nice work ethic, I admire it) is going to replace him. You'd think he'd be scared enough about losing his job to stfu and stop with the whining and vulgar comments, but no--they're worse than ever.
I'm waiting for the day he gets his slip. It's a'comin'. I'm never wrong about this...
Have his ass written up. Making sly comments like that & then saying it's a joke, is a easy way to get popped in the mouth. What if he made a racial or misogynistic joke? Would it be ok then? I can't stand people that do shit like that. Report his ass.
Just this morning. The feeling of slapping someone that is, lol.
Now that I think about it, I've never actually slapped someone. Hmmm...I think my hand would hurt, 'cause I'd be sure to bring it from the back to the front, and then take it from the "black hand side" right on back to the White. I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


ROFL!
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Just this morning. The feeling of slapping someone that is, lol.
Now that I think about it, I've never actually slapped someone. Hmmm...I think my hand would hurt, 'cause I'd be sure to bring it from the back to the front, and then take it from the "black hand side" right on back to the White. I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


OMG!!! You represent the Virgo symbol fo sho!!!! Lol. I've slapped, punched, kicked, mushed, fought a few people on my day. When I was younger. When I was 16 I remember this girl was talking so much shit to me in her house. My friends & I were just there to smoke weed, lol. So I guess she figured she can get beside herself because we were guests. I tried to fight her in the house but my I was held back & told her when I saw her I was going to slap the dog shit out of her.
I saw her one day & told her to talk her shit now...punched her in the face & it was over from there. Hahahaha...I was a loose canon in my younger days!
Whoops! *in. I not my!
OMG CLC what sorry luck. People in the work place that act like that make time go by extremely slowSad
(shakes fist @ leo males) He must be foever obnoxious and tiring to work with.
I say get with your co workers and *stage* an accident that suddenly befalls him.. oppsTongue
Hey 3 to 8 weeks of em gone due to injury.. just putting it out there...
forever*
Posted by MiaSangria
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


ROFL!

Winking
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Posted by RealTalk
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Just this morning. The feeling of slapping someone that is, lol.
Now that I think about it, I've never actually slapped someone. Hmmm...I think my hand would hurt, 'cause I'd be sure to bring it from the back to the front, and then take it from the "black hand side" right on back to the White. I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


OMG!!! You represent the Virgo symbol fo sho!!!! Lol. I've slapped, punched, kicked, mushed, fought a few people on my day. When I was younger. When I was 16 I remember this girl was talking so much shit to me in her house. My friends & I were just there to smoke weed, lol. So I guess she figured she can get beside herself because we were guests. I tried to fight her in the house but my I was held back & told her when I saw her I was going to slap the dog shit out of her.
I saw her one day & told her to talk her shit now...punched her in the face & it was over from there. Hahahaha...I was a loose canon in my younger days!
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Oh don't get me wrong. I used to scrap in the schoolyard too Winking...but I was throwing punches!!!
Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Just this morning. The feeling of slapping someone that is, lol.
Now that I think about it, I've never actually slapped someone. Hmmm...I think my hand would hurt, 'cause I'd be sure to bring it from the back to the front, and then take it from the "black hand side" right on back to the White. I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


LMAO
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Big Grin
Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by VirgoVixxxen
Just this morning. The feeling of slapping someone that is, lol.
Now that I think about it, I've never actually slapped someone. Hmmm...I think my hand would hurt, 'cause I'd be sure to bring it from the back to the front, and then take it from the "black hand side" right on back to the White. I'd spread my fingers just a bit too (can't really slap someone effectively with fingers tightly together, ya know) so as not to miss any "face"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


LMAO


Big Grin


How are you?! I feel like we haven't talked in foreverrrrr.
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Heeeey Hiss! How the hell are ya! It has been awhile hasn't it? I've been hang'n tight with the fam' and getting ready for the holidays. We've been doing alot of arts and cultural stuff.
How about you? Do you still watch Dateline??? I caught it this past Friday night...laaaaawd, that James Arthur Ray dude done took those folk up to that sweat lodge and cooked them like rottiserie chickens in an oven. SICK! "Spiritual Warrior" my a% &. It's scary out there, and suddenly everybody is coming in the "name of the lord". I felt so sorry for those innocents. What a sick, sad and twisted man he is.
On your forehead. Tongue
I feel you, Hiss. I refuse to watch every episode now the way I used to. Some are extremely disturbing. Sometimes I find myself swithching the channel mid program. It helps me sleep better at night.

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