Posted by Nadiakalidescope
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Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Posted by Phantum
Well, I do declare. Whatever will become of this young idiot and all his adjectives?
Posted by ELIGAB
Liar
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Posted by PhantumPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Phantum
Well, I do declare. Whatever will become of this young idiot and all his adjectives?
Sarcasm horse
Invention cowclick to expand
Posted by SuperSize9How much for a ticket on this train wreck?Posted by LostinmyMind11
What’s funnyclick to expand
Posted by NadiakalidescopePosted by SuperSize9Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
It’s been a little rainy but 85 degrees where you from that it’s still freezing??
You're right. I'm wrong! Bye!click to expand
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?click to expand
Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
Posted by SuperSize9Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9Y'all play too much tho.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worstclick to expand
Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
Y'all play too much tho.click to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”click to expand
Posted by NadiakalidescopeLol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Posted by 777
😑
Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novelclick to expand
Posted by SuperSize9That’s the spirit!!Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmasclick to expand
Posted by NadiakalidescopePosted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
And then my eyes caught "shot the club up"click to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spiritclick to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9You telling us all you had STDs in your past?Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STDclick to expand
Posted by SuperSize9Dude, stop bullshitting.Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlersclick to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh
I can’t believe I’m telling you thisclick to expand
Posted by Romz-Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.click to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by saggurl88
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh
I can’t believe I’m telling you this
Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9What 5% is fake?Posted by Romz-Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYIclick to expand
Posted by saggurl88Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Romz-Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
What 5% is fake?
Please don’t say the 🦀 story!! 😢😭😭😭😭click to expand
Posted by LittleStar
I don’t believe this because matching your shoes to your dress has been passé since the 90s.
Posted by SuperSize9Good night! 💤🌙😴Posted by LittleStar
I don’t believe this because matching your shoes to your dress has been passé since the 90s.
Are you serious???? 🙄🧐
I’m over this good night!click to expand
Posted by SuperSize9There’s maybe 5% reality hidden in there.Posted by Romz-Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Romz-Posted by Nadiakalidescope
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYIclick to expand
Posted by SuperSize9The games y'all playing with each other.Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LostinmyMind11
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
Y'all play too much tho.
Who’s playing I’m being honest this has happened and I’m feeling bad about it nowclick to expand
Posted by LostinmyMind11LMAO! I'd drop it with a deer rifle.
The camel noises got me 😂😂😂. I would stop right there and walk the fuck home...I don't care if I lived there or not...I'm leaving 😂
Posted by _mudraLMAO
Herbert and sherbert...
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