BoomShakalakaBoom
@BoomShakalakaBoom
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Fucking hell...we have the worst farts of the entire zodiac, dont we?
I KNEW IT!!!!
*Farts*
Bitch, we rule the intestines/stomach
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomOmg 😆
We'll proudly take that award, we are gassy fucks! So ladies..no matter how perfect your Virgo looks, half of the time you are with him you can be sure that stare you find so mysterious is actually our facial expression to hide all the farts we are trying to contain...
You've been warned.
Kim K voice: If you know how I feel why would you say that
Yes I agree with this, y'all can be some stinky mofos. Can clear a room out with that ass.
Can yall take a little time to brush your teeth too please, or at least a breath mint. Just showering doesn't mean you're clean, thanks!
Can yall take a little time to brush your teeth too please, or at least a breath mint. Just showering doesn't mean you're clean, thanks!
LOLOLOLOL
Mine has Crohn's so you can only imagine lol makes the dog act funny lolol
Mine has Crohn's so you can only imagine lol makes the dog act funny lolol
Fuck you bitch, its only our gasses that are a problem, the rest of our bodies are usually immaculate
Fucking capricorns projecting their inferiority complex by barking orders/advice that no one is asking for.
The only Cap I like is my baby niece, shes 5 months old and is the cutest thing to have ever set foot on this planet. Thank goodness shes on the Aqua cusp 😄
Somebody's trying to toot their own horn I see...
Ok paint peeler 🙂
Ok paint peeler 🙂
This is one of the most wild threads I've ever seen. It's lit
well Im a wild/firey Virgo...what do you expect?
Posted by Greentea
Somebody's trying to toot their own horn I see...
Ok paint peeler 🙂
Go make me a sammich
My gassy intestines agree with your story! We are damn good at not losing composure and hide our "flaws"
hehehe
when I was in first year in college, one of my nickname among friends was 'la pétomane'
lol i had 0 self respect back then. i mean sometimes i farted to make people laugh ;A; wtf.
i can do it in charming way somehow, ahaha.
when I was in first year in college, one of my nickname among friends was 'la pétomane'
lol i had 0 self respect back then. i mean sometimes i farted to make people laugh ;A; wtf.
i can do it in charming way somehow, ahaha.
I still like to fool myself into believing that females do not fart..
Dont know otherwise how I could possibly cope with the thought of having sex with the beautiful ones..
Dont know otherwise how I could possibly cope with the thought of having sex with the beautiful ones..
Like your farts smell of fresh roses...bitch please
Posted by SwansDeadly nickname.
'la pétomane'
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomno, but i can say gross can't i.
Like your farts smell of fresh roses...bitch please
go fuk yourself you gaddamn neanderthal looking like you just came out of a caveclick to expand
Well, if I look like a Neanderthal I would still be higher on the evolutionary scale compared to you, since you look like a monkey.
OUCH
*waits patiently for the expected double-standard accusation of racism*
Posted by LeDominoesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomCan't beat me with my lactose intolerance, bitch! I think we have a competition on our hands here.
We'll proudly take that award, we are gassy fucks! So ladies..no matter how perfect your Virgo looks, half of the time you are with him you can be sure that stare you find so mysterious is actually our facial expression to hide all the farts we are trying to contain...
You've been warned.click to expand
Duudeeee! I shit so bad on your lactose intolerant that it would turn into chocolate pudding
You no likey pudding? I can make brownies
Posted by SensitiveBlues
i didn't call you a monkey, i said you came out of a cave, which is true for most Neanderthals. but okay whatever fits your racist life hitler.
You said I look like a Neanderthal, you dumbass, so dont cry now that I said you look like a monkey
Why is Pacman crying?
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBooma neanderthal is not an animal.Posted by SensitiveBlues
i didn't call you a monkey, i said you came out of a cave, which is true for most Neanderthals. but okay whatever fits your racist life hitler.
You said I look like a Neanderthal, you dumbass, so dont cry now that I said you look like a monkey
you not only look like a pan slapped your face, but you're also a racist idiot.
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Neanderthals, like humans are technically speaking animals as well, we all belong to the animal kingdom
Dumbass
Posted by LeDominoes
If I have had a bad week...
You thug, I would never eat anything that looks like a character from Sesame Street
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomtechnically, but not truly, since we're smarter...but sadly you're one of the fewer dumb racist ones.Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBooma neanderthal is not an animal.Posted by SensitiveBlues
i didn't call you a monkey, i said you came out of a cave, which is true for most Neanderthals. but okay whatever fits your racist life hitler.
You said I look like a Neanderthal, you dumbass, so dont cry now that I said you look like a monkey
you not only look like a pan slapped your face, but you're also a racist idiot.
Neanderthals, like humans are technically speaking animals as well, we all belong to the animal kingdom
Dumbass
cunt.
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How creative *yawns*
Youre the kind of african american that loves to forever carry a chip on their shoulder.
Posted by SensitiveBlues
monkeys are alot more cute then you, so i'll take that, bum face. it looks like your face got fuked by a frying pan
and ya you're a racist for that comment, but keep trying to intellectualize being a piece of racist sheet.
Thats not what the countless beautiful Cancer girls that I have fucked, have said about me..
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomCall a black person a monkey in their face. I have zero chips, but if you got real balls do it in real life.Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomtechnically, but not truly, since we're smarter...but sadly you're one of the fewer dumb racist ones.Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBooma neanderthal is not an animal.Posted by SensitiveBlues
i didn't call you a monkey, i said you came out of a cave, which is true for most Neanderthals. but okay whatever fits your racist life hitler.
You said I look like a Neanderthal, you dumbass, so dont cry now that I said you look like a monkey
you not only look like a pan slapped your face, but you're also a racist idiot.
Neanderthals, like humans are technically speaking animals as well, we all belong to the animal kingdom
Dumbass
cunt.
How creative *yawns*
Youre the kind of african american that loves to forever carry a chip on their shoulder.
punk.
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I fear being called Captain Obvious, thats why I havent done it..
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomya so, they don't rep me, doesn't matter what girls say, im telling you, you' look like a 15th century heathen....Posted by SensitiveBlues
monkeys are alot more cute then you, so i'll take that, bum face. it looks like your face got fuked by a frying pan
and ya you're a racist for that comment, but keep trying to intellectualize being a piece of racist sheet.
Thats not what the countless beautiful Cancer girls that I have fucked, have said about me..
you're not my type, and that's fine, not everyone is everyones type
but what you are is lame for that monkey comment
and you stinkclick to expand
Shut up, monkey face
You caused the fire, so dont come crying now that your house got burned in it..
Posted by LeDominoesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomLMFAOPosted by LeDominoes
If I have had a bad week...
You thug, I would never eat anything that looks like a character from Sesame Street
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Dude, I will never forgive you you hid your lactose intolerance from me all these years...
Posted by SensitiveBlues
im not crying...i'm just disgusted
but i love reality...thank you for exposing yourself.
Yeah, I exposed myself as someone who wont take shit from someone just cause they are black
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomdude no, that's not it, you could have called me anything else, its not about being blackPosted by SensitiveBlues
im not crying...i'm just disgusted
but i love reality...thank you for exposing yourself.
Yeah, I exposed myself as someone who wont take shit from someone just cause they are black
it's about the fact that' your'e a racist and you just exposed yourself.
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Shut the fuck up you hypocritical bitch, just cause you are black doesnt mean you havent made comments in jest directed at white people, cause you have, and dont deny it. So I dont wanna hear anything else from you, get the fuck out of my thread
Posted by LeDominoes
Please forgive me.
BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU SHIT AMAZING?!?!?!?!!?? WHy hide this from me. Desert menus could have been so much cheaper, bro.
Ok, you win...I'll let you smell my farts as compensation...
Cherry pickers are the worst.
Posted by LeDominoesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomIt makes me think. What happens if we mix them? Compress them in a bottle, maybe? Could we be the reasons for global warming?!Posted by LeDominoes
Please forgive me.
BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU SHIT AMAZING?!?!?!?!!?? WHy hide this from me. Desert menus could have been so much cheaper, bro.
Ok, you win...I'll let you smell my farts as compensation...
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Dont give The Pentagon idea's..
Sure bro, I'll pick and pay the hottest girl at the REd Light District here in Amsterdram so you finally get deflowered..
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by Paleriowhite people who call black people monkeys are the worst.
Cherry pickers are the worst.
you must be another racist idiotclick to expand
You're such a double-standard dumbass, you just make me laugh, even funnier than that is that you dont even realize your own hypocrisy.
SB is the kind of idiot that lives with some misguided sense of entitlement that makes her think she can accuse anyone of racism, at will, and no logic or argument is needed for that, just her being black is enough to give her that power. *rolls eyes*
Posted by SensitiveBluesI've picked cherries in my teen years, I don't get the racist accusation tbh... I can tell you for a fact that once you pick and eat the first one it's Pearl Harbor.Posted by Paleriowhite people who call black people monkeys are the worst.
Cherry pickers are the worst.
you must be another racist idiotclick to expand
Posted by SensitiveBlues
keep hiding behind your racism, cunt.
Haha you make me laugh, like you're gonna teach me anything about Neanderthals. Bitch, back in my undergrad years I had classes from Will Roebroeks, a world-class authority on Neanderthals.
Posted by SensitiveBluesPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomwell good, glad you learned something about yourself, you idiot, maybe you can also take classes on racial history and the use of the word monkeyPosted by SensitiveBlues
keep hiding behind your racism, cunt.
Haha you make me laugh, like you're gonna teach me anything about Neanderthals. Bitch, back in my undergrad years I had classes from Will Roebroeks, a world-class authority on Neanderthals.
dumbfuk stupid cunt.click to expand
Clueless fool. Yes, since I speak 6 languages I can tell you everything about the futility and stupidity in putting too much "load" or "value" on any word in general, since assigning too much value on to certain words usually just leads to all kinds of needless division and conflict among people. Conflict and drama that you love bathing in.
SB will sue you for putting private footage of herself on the net without permission..
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
We'll proudly take that award, we are gassy fucks! So ladies..no matter how perfect your Virgo looks, half of the time you are with him you can be sure that stare you find so mysterious is actually our facial expression to hide all the farts we are trying to contain...
You've been warned.
Shakalaka, I was having my ramen lunch break. I had a mouthful when I read this lol....
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