Funny.

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by sorti-fantastic poney on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 and has 35 replies.
how people come on here talking about potential dates, the number of people they screw, the problems they have at home, work, school, store, bed, dildo, and so fourth, the mystery man who eyes them at the end of the bar, a sexy lady the men discuss wanting to sex up, yet none of the people on here has actually taken the time to actually tell those people how they actually feel.
Funny how people can say the most random shit to anyone on this site anything, yet if we all sat in a room together for the first time without having an announcement of dxpnet-introductory, none of us would be verbally open enough to talk about our flings and dings like we do on here...
Point is: FUCK IT, WE ALL DAY ONE DAY.
BE IT aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, or pisces...We are all the same and we will all die one day.
FUCK IT OR WHAT AY! *Pulls out a forty and dances to some mexican party music*
Don\'t fill discouraged at my post because I am (told by the users on this site) A LIAR, INSECURE, NERVOUS, and blah blah blah... I bow my head to you all!! Big Grin
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Posted by PandorasBox
im afraid im a bitch in real life too Sad. im surprised I havent been fired yet! lol


lol, I swear you remind me so much of myself =))
and you're a sweetheart. Don't be so hard on yourself, mama
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Oh, and well said, sorti!
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But....we love it...that's why we are all here, isn't it?
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Posted by ellessque
pb...you are absolutely beauuuutiful chicca smile


Isn't she??? Adorable smile
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*regally inclining head to Sorti* And this is just a small part of why you rock yo' shiz my Bro.
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But....we love it...that\'s why we are all here, isn\'t it?


Not all ways. There are several users on here who are in search of long-term partner, so this is a pretty good catch since everyone is more comfortable to express themselves in an articulate manner.
Here is the list of users there are on here:
Users seeking a mate: Seavixxen, beetlejuice... there are plenty of more users, but they either don\'t last to long since the men they search aren\'t necessary they want (generally because most of them are pretty retarded since they are too open to realize they look idiotic posting what they say on here...*me Winking *)
(Funny part is that majority of the women who are in search of men on the internet are usually pisces and the men in search of women on the internet are usually scorpio...)
Users seeking joy: Domino, Ianthefish, Sorti-fantastic poney, Domino, Peri..., and so on. These users have too much time on there hands, and they think they are so cool by attempting to make other dxpmembers believe in all the stuff they say, which is obviously out of their ass. Probably loners, losers, weirdos, and a harry potter character (which has all three characteristics i just discribed), they invest their time creating unreal scenarios due to delusional superiority rather than actually getting fit as how they say or any made up story they had said, which is hard to pin-point.
Users seeking dominance: Tubby(Caligula), P-Angel, TOC, Qbone, (aries ram chick *she\'s been around*) and anyone else who walks the gaza strip....
Generally very headstrong, prideful, and controlling people who are either preach to the world that the world is coming to an end on the side of the hollywood strip or they are the friend that has a huge incompetence problem that denies them the metacognitive to realize their mistakes... These people are fun to make fun because they take every seriously, and they are capable of yelling at monitor screens or shooting up a building with congressmen.
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Users who are sex driven but never have it so often: I mention them all ready...
Temporary Users: Never keeping a stable account, but they return with a new nick and a new name OR you get the users who are only on here to make a single response and flock away to another zodiac site. Also, there are the users who create dxpnet accounts to vent about partners, talk about the new partners flaws (weaknesses) and/or strengths.
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Sorti for president!


You are too much man. Big Grin
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In response to elle - My MOONING IS BRIGHT Winking
Oh yeah, you can pick the category you want to be living under.
In response to venus - Constipation is the virgo kryptonite.
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Instead of it being that we are creating false personas could it be that there is no fear here so we can speak about things that we can't irl? It's a gathering place where people can ask advice and seek opinions without judgment... and if someone does judge you, it's the internet, who really cares? If you went to a bar or bookstore and just started asking people questions... well it wouldn't end well. Here, you can do that. It doesn't mean it's fake, just that it doesn't have the same filters that people use with strangers face-to-face.
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LMAO "Constipation is the Virgo kryptonite"..need a rocket launcher to blast it out.
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Instead of it being that we are creating false personas could it be that there is no fear here so we can speak about things that we can\'t irl?


If it is not the false persona but the flexibility to speak deeply of our more sensitive desires without the fear of judgment or rejection then is it not the help of the computers ability to disguise ourselves as entities and lower our inhibitions since there are no expressions present rather than the unknown responses of somebody in actuality?
It\'s a gathering place where people can ask advice and seek opinions without judgment... and if someone does judge you, it\'s the internet, who really cares?


Ah, but aren\'t we living in the age of computers where text messages, chat rooms, twitter, and facebook promotes new hand held conversations without even speaking a word due to the clicking of thumb pressing on a phone, and which acronyms are more likely to become our new form of writing in all our languages in the post-modern world that involves cell phones and computers?
If you went to a bar or bookstore and just started asking people questions... well it wouldn\'t end well. Here, you can do that. It doesn\'t mean it\'s fake, just that it doesn\'t have the same filters that people use with strangers face-to-face.
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Oh, I\'ll try it out, and i\'ll come back to tell you how it went. *Sortis death story ends up on the local news for asking too many questions*
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i\'ll hang out in the astrology section. Big Grin


There and the sex section...People all ways give strange faces, but i don\'t care! haha. Don\'t you? Winking
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Posted by ellessque
pb...you are absolutely beauuuutiful chicca smile


Co-sign. You're gorgeous.
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Damn Sorti you called out everyone else by name except me under the "New Users" topic who only come on here on an unstable account to vent about partners flaws or strengths. If that was aimed at me my response is, you gotta start somewhere right? I'm not electronically married to this site yet. I come here because I appreciate all the various forms of insight and outlooks on life. I feel a Virgo has the hardest time applying a Dr. Phil logic to their own life's problems and situations but when on un-biased ground, we can offer some of the best advice regarding problems elsewhere. I show no hate to anyone here so far; more of a reverence.
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OP3, I am pretty certain he wasn't talking about you.
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Yes Sorti and now I'm taking the blame for this thread too. LOL. He's (the tiny little Pisces man that is)too chicken shit to come in here and attempt to put you in your place for calling him out and so now he just won't go the fuck away. This shit is getting scaaaaaaarryy.
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^^^ Que?
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Damn Sorti you called out everyone else by name except me under the \"New Users\" topic who only come on here on an unstable account to vent about partners flaws or strengths. If that was aimed at me my response is, you gotta start somewhere right? I\'m not electronically married to this site yet. I come here because I appreciate all the various forms of insight and outlooks on life. I feel a Virgo has the hardest time applying a Dr. Phil logic to their own life\'s problems and situations but when on un-biased ground, we can offer some of the best advice regarding problems elsewhere. I show no hate to anyone here so far; more of a reverence.


Oh, they were users who are in here for something specific, but being under new user is a generalization to any user that creates dxp-member accounts.
I\'m not just targeting you (don\'t consider my approach as a form of mockery, unless you want it too Winking ), but at the users as a whole.
Well, there is a simple way to the dr. phil logic and that is apply our own advice to ourselves...Best method yet!
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Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
^^^ Que?


No worries. I'll take him for the both of us. 'Cause at this point, doesn't look like he has the balls to actually approach a dude.
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What are you talking about? WHo?
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Only thing I find funny is how people want to get upset at other people's confidence, claim they have some nerve, and then pronounce death on them.
These people obviously slithered out of their mother's azzholes, because there's no way they were brought into the world normally.
You're THAT insecure that you need to go around trying to drag others down to that miserable little pit of despair you live/eat/piss/chit in? Sad. Then to pronounce death, or to suggest someone should never have been born just because they choose to live life positively--you know, the way you obviously don't? Your parents failed you, as did God.
And, word to the wise? If you're in a "celibate marriage", you should just stfu for life, because you have no advice to offer to anyone. When even the partner who vowed to "love and honor" you doesn't want to fuk your wrinkled gully hole? You're a joke. Just go siddown somewhere, and shut your dack deprived azz up. Just because YOUR life is pointless now doesn't mean we're all headed down that dark and lonely road--but enjoy the rest of your depressing, delusional journey.
*drops mic*
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And I posted that here, because I don't want to bump that thread turned joke by people who claim to hate a sign they can't seem to get off their f'n minds. I'd rather bump this one, because it's the gotdamn truth.
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^ Checks in the mail Ian.
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And I posted that here, because I don\'t want to bump that thread turned joke by people who claim to hate a sign they can\'t seem to get off their f\'n minds. I\'d rather bump this one, because it\'s the gotdamn truth.


So was the post above your vent-stration to the people who offend you, or is this toward me or is this to some of the other users who are on here to poke fun at you?
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what about my life is unbelievable?
id love to hear this one..
im not even sure you could tell me much about me other than the basics... i dont open up about my personal life here, i dont see the point.. (thats why i have a team of head doctors on the payroll)



I don\'t give a fuck. Wanna make out?
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Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
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And I posted that here, because I don\'t want to bump that thread turned joke by people who claim to hate a sign they can\'t seem to get off their f\'n minds. I\'d rather bump this one, because it\'s the gotdamn truth.


So was the post above your vent-stration to the people who offend you, or is this toward me or is this to some of the other users who are on here to poke fun at you?

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o_O dude, it was a compliment to your thread
lmfao.
chillax
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^^ I wanted to cast you in the relationship user section, but i wasn\'t to sure if you and your virgo buddy met online, and now that you verified the way you two have met, you can joyfully cast yourself under that section...
But we know the overall problem, am i correct? We meet comfortably online and expose ourselves in some personal degree that wouldn\'t be told to our peers in real life, but since we are all careless by the moral judgment of the generic faces that appear as we reciprocate with an entity from an obscure forum who we may take an interest toward, such as seavixen and beetlejuice who decided to date each other and delete their accounts, but would their freedom of expression be repressed once they confront each other in person? Would their communication change more drastically if they noticed the body language, tone, and expressions given to each others faces in response to vulgar communication? Can you be the person to respond to this question since you have experience of meeting your virgo friend from the internet, and can you tell me whether or not your communication has changed from that first experience of meeting each other in person?
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Hey bad examples hold a place, too. Generally reality offers someTHING or someONE comparable to insecurity tactics displayed online.
For instance?
Personal photos which are photoshopped to an unrecognizable degree in an attempt to disguise actual age/weight/etc by digital manipulation, despite grossly distorted results which are often painfully obvious. Conversely, the IRL solution to artificial *~hawtness~* is tanning beds, cosmetic surgeons, padded bras, enough makeup to supply a circus.
Point is, everybody falls short somehow while others utilize the internet as a means of overcompensation and denial. There\'s nothing wrong with you noticing.
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Hey, back in 1998, a friend of mine has an aunt (more like cousin- age difference wasn\'t significant) that manipulated her photos by using paint or whatever was available to make herself look smexy on those typical chat-forums, and she met her husband on one of those sites. She thought he was smexy, but he messed around with his photos as well, so they were both pretty smitten, and they decided to meet up since they only lived two hours away from each other, and once they saw each other for the first time, they both laughed at how much they lied to each other when they both noticed that they were both fat. They fell for each other, and they are still together since...ah online love stories.
You noticed that i photoshopped my pictures... Sad
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o_O dude, it was a compliment to your thread
lmfao.
chillax


HAHAHA, don\'t even trip foo! Damn, I must type very seriously, so i\'m going to include smiley faces now, so i can mean that i am only being playful... Big Grin smile
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Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
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o_O dude, it was a compliment to your thread
lmfao.
chillax


HAHAHA, don\'t even trip foo! Damn, I must type very seriously, so i\'m going to include smiley faces now, so i can mean that i am only being playful... Big Grin smile
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would be helpful, lmfao
virgo dudes confuse me! Tongue
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Awww, feel the lurve.
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i knew you didnt care... dickhead..


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Shorter fingers and longer opposable thumbs are the next step in evolution. smile

Imagine that... :O
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