How to spot a b*stard by his star sign
This topic was created in the Virgo forum by pisces on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 and has 6 replies.
This is an addition to tuaristic's Blame his star sign May have seen before
Virgo
Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Find out what Interpol has been trying to discover for years and date a Virgo b*stard. If you are currently in love with a Virgo and you don't want to believe the truth, pick up any detective novel that features an ice-pick-wielding nutter and then try telling us he doesn't remind you of someone you know and it's all just a bunch of coincidences. If he looks vaguely familiar, that's because he is. You probably saw an artist's sketchy impression on Crimewatch the night before and faintly remember words like 'bludgeoned', 'manhunt' and 'Virgo'.
Virgo
Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Find out what Interpol has been trying to discover for years and date a Virgo b*stard. If you are currently in love with a Virgo and you don't want to believe the truth, pick up any detective novel that features an ice-pick-wielding nutter and then try telling us he doesn't remind you of someone you know and it's all just a bunch of coincidences. If he looks vaguely familiar, that's because he is. You probably saw an artist's sketchy impression on Crimewatch the night before and faintly remember words like 'bludgeoned', 'manhunt' and 'Virgo'.
Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a serial killer?
That's hilarious virgos and serial killers...
That's hilarious virgos and serial killers...
Its all truuuuueee - very very scarey
Its all truuuuueee - very very scarey
After reading every other sign's b*stard description I have to say that Virgos are the worst. Everyone else just has personality issues while we get classifiled as freaky serial killers.
After reading every other sign's b*stard description I have to say that Virgos are the worst. Everyone else just has personality issues while we get classifiled as freaky serial killers.
A Scorpio
A Scorpio
Go read the one in Scorp 'How to spot a b*stard by his star sign' is lovely
Go read the one in Scorp 'How to spot a b*stard by his star sign' is lovely
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