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sorti-fantastic poney
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Here are a few ideas for a possible future crisis (that may happen to you.)! 😉

The Oppsy-daisy: You remember that day when you wanted to be romantic and you decide to surprise your spouse by showing up to the house extra early and you found out that your wife was practicing infidelity with your best friend (best girlfriend), and all you wanted to do was join in on the fun!

Well here are some alternatives to this ravishing new evocative of a reality horror story!

Instead of shooting the cheaters and going to jail for a life sentence, you decide that if your partner can cheat, so can you!

You allow them to finish their bottom bouncing, so you can discuss the new agenda with your significant other!

First: If you thought that person who was ramming your soul-mate was pretty cute or the person who your soul-mate was bulldozing then suggest that you want to join the party to spice up the night into a full on gang bang (POW POW)!

If not then...

Second: Suggest to your baby bunny that you want to contribute this double standard adultery into a \"welcome all\" house hold(creating an open relationship), so you can plow away all the men or women you\'ve been wanting to score for the past ejaculations!
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I dont love you, but i still want to feel you: Do you remember those people who adored for the first several dates, but the more you learned, the more you wanted to pound them without the physical abuse? Well, here is another quick tip on saving the emotional depravity without the guilt trip or the ass-kicking.

First: Tell the person that you aren\'t looking for that long-huh because your tires (emotional stability) have bust, so you wish to simply feel rather than emotional give. What type of giving? Well the teary-teary, cry-cry type of course!

If (s)he harms you in any way then you shouldn\'t worry because you\'ve most likely had sex with them before they can take back what they given you or the harm was intentional, and they hoped you like masochism (endorphins).

Second: If (s)he cannot open up to you emotional or intellectually then you are simply a body made for sex nothing more. There is nothing wrong with being the meat that gets the pounding because even you can take advantage of this new flare, without involving any messy feelings to this new banging body that has decided to enter your steak house.

We all had our fair share of raw meat, but some of us prefer to raise the head. I, for one, enjoy well done. 😉

Now which meat do you prefer (and lets not say rare because that\'s just above raw)?
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They'd get a surprise alright. There would be one naked sorry assed man out in the cold holding his member ( which is by now deflating into a saddened shroom and not the rearing tower of inferno it was moments ago.... ) and wondering where to take his belongings. Because they wouldn't be anywhere near me. Ever again. The aforementioned douchebag that was under him rearing and bucking would also be on the 'forever iced' program.

Hilarious verbiage though Bro, bonus points. And I'll have it medium rare please and thank you. I'd be in the mood to tear into something bloody after burning out my eyeballs with that sorry tableau.