The Dark Truth Of Sex w/ Virgos
This topic was created in the Virgo forum by CancerianGoddess on Sunday, January 31, 2010 and has 15 replies.
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
Posted by CancerianGoddess
They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues.
LOOOOL!!!!
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
I try and try until I succeed, no matter how many hours it takes
Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.click to expand
The thought of a woman raping me or at least trying, IS a big turn on lmfao
Glad ya liked it! hehehe
wow karate sex owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmfao.
Hahahahahha!
HURT ME BABY, HURT ME
HURT ME BABY, HURT ME
Whats wrong with pretend rape? Or interrogation? Or sex swings? Bondage? ooooooooh i better stop,... and hang to the rest of my secrets! lol
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mmmm.. NOT me....I like to be the sadist... :-)
ok this is REALLY FRICKIN WEIRD!!!!!!!!! ahaha. every time i have sex EVER i always make the other person shower with me. i claim its just a foreplay thing of mine but in reality im just making sure thyere clean LOL! i scrub every inch of their body and make sure its sparkly and smelling like soap before ill even consider sleeping with them
and one of my biggest fetish is dressing up like a french maid!! and acting like a servant to my "master". very spot on with this post haha :]
and one of my biggest fetish is dressing up like a french maid!! and acting like a servant to my "master". very spot on with this post haha :]
Wow thanks for the tips. I will try them all with my Virgo . I ll have fun with this info!! Lmaso!!!
Posted by Cajunspirit
href = "messages.asp?p=1&id=1902126#1902127">The thought of a woman raping me or at least trying, IS a big turn on lmfao
LOL. The secret's out! VirGuys like to be mastered (dominated) and VirGals like to do the mastering! (At least in the sack, if not for mere moments.) Thanks, Caje, for finally confirming what I've said on here for 4 years! (That Dy constantly denies!)
^^^ Uh, n-n-n-no.
Posted by **StringsAttached**Posted by Cajunspirit
href = "messages.asp?p=1&id=1902126#1902127">The thought of a woman raping me or at least trying, IS a big turn on lmfao
LOL. The secret's out! VirGuys like to be mastered (dominated) and VirGals like to do the mastering! (At least in the sack, if not for mere moments.) Thanks, Caje, for finally confirming what I've said on here for 4 years! (That Dy constantly denies!)click to expand
Uh oh the cat is out of the bag damn you caj I was going to say that..lol
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Camel toes. I for one am very oral and a very visible camel toe on a woman drives me wild. : )
In the off chance someone doesn't know what "camel toes" are...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe
AND
http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe
AND
http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php
LOL! I have to say, that was pretty spot on. lol @ me googling that film to try and see the scene you're on about.
Every virgo I've met has been freaky with some type of odd fetish. And if you call them out on it, they'll try and make out like you're the one who's weird! hehe
Every virgo I've met has been freaky with some type of odd fetish. And if you call them out on it, they'll try and make out like you're the one who's weird! hehe
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