Typical Posts to the Virgo Board

Hi!

I've been skulking around here for months, and I've finally decided to ask for your help with my Virgo man.

Only, I'm not sure he's really my man, since we've never actually spoken to each other. But, he gives me The Stare lots and lots - does that mean anything?

-- OR --

I've been seeing this Virgo man for several months, and I just don't get him. Right after banging me, he withdraws, and doesn't show up again for weeks. I'm not a slut, but I always wind up letting him in my bed when he does show up.

Is he serious about me, or am I just a booty call?

-- OR --

I'm an Aries woman who changes her screen name every time she visits DXP.

I claim to have a Virgo man in my life, but I'm really just a psychotic delusional dysfunctional nitwit.

* I think that about covers it. *

lol

i don't get it

i don't get it

Stick around. After 3+ years, you'll be able to predict 90% of the posts on the Virgo Board.

lol

oooo now i get it duh

bout time lol

Hahaha, I did not need 3 years here to see a clear pattern.
Every month it's a "I don't get him" thread.

What do you think the average age is here on dxp?

Cajunspirit:

"Hahaha, I did not need 3 years here to see a clear pattern.
Every month it's a "I don't get him" thread."

Great, and now you blame us the rest of the zodiac for your ambiguity...

Dyar -- I like reading your threads. I think, at least one huge Virgo talent is that you guys have a gift for words, which comes with clarifying what looks initially confusing and all over the place.

I pretty much am a frequent visitor specifically to the V-threads -- even much more than to the scorp boards (haven't been much around in last several months).

Thanks to all of you here for opening up your Pandora's box, so we get some closer look to your "Golden Light of Creation". To sum it up, You V-Men are also pretty good actors though... gotta give you that compliment.

I actually think I could be a fantastic actor.
I'm pretty good with mimicking accents too :o

Gemmygem, as Dyarstrasse reminded me, we Virgos do a lot of word play. We like everything to have practicality and deeper meaning.

Posted by FUMRedFairy_tales
To sum it up, You V-Men are also pretty good actors though... gotta give you that compliment.

*Whistles innocently and polishes his halo* whatever do you mean? 🙂

Ahhhh yes the playful Virgo is a fun virgo to be around, it certainly makes up for the dark places you visit. Or is it where you get your playfullness from? those dark places? hehehe

Those that embrace their dark sides tend to be happier than those that look to be happy but are miserable on the inside.

VH: Those that embrace their dark sides tend to be happier than those that look to be happy but are miserable on the inside.

Huh?

No offense, but that sounds like something lifted from The Sith Lord Handbook...

Posted by No1delete2

VirgoHero [on another thread]: I've noticed with the V forums that we get a lot of the same "WHY IS MY VIRGO BEING A JERK AFTER I SLEPT WITH HIM"? "DID I PISS OFF MY VIRGO?", "WHY WONT MY VIRGO CALL ME BACK?"

That's why I created this thread - to sum up all the non-Virgo threads on the Virgo Board...

LMAO!!! Personally I love all the Virgo men I have met! If he's not calling you back after you slept with him than maybe you didnt do something right!!!

Besides, that's not a Virgo thing anyway... that's just a typical Man of any sign thing. Dont give up the kitty to someone that you have to worry about whether or not he's gonna call you back. If your afraid he won't then you have two choices... 1) don't give it up to him or 2) simply don't care whether he calls you back or not and just enjoy it!!!

Kisses to my VirGuys!!

lmaoooo