Understanding Virgos once and for all

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Robot1: hello virgo brotherhood
Robot2: hey Robot1
Robot1: lol
Robot1: so what are our plans
Robot2: greetings sister
Robot1: for taking over the world?
Robot1: anyone worked on them
Robot1: as of late
Robot2: the preparations have been going beautifully
Robot1: what's up Robot2
Robot2: we will be ready to move in force
Robot1: my brave brave man
Robot1: i even have some people on dxp fooled
Robot3: Ive missed a couple meetings...i need to be brought up to speed
Robot1: with me having feelings
Robot1: mwhahaha
Robot1: the time has come
Robot2: devious.....
Robot2: yes
Robot1: Devious 1.01
Robot2: soon they will not be able to resist
Robot2: darnit
Robot2: i forgot to update
Robot2: when did they release the patch?
Robot1: a few hours ago
Robot1: some retarded human
Robot1: leeked it
Robot2: u see piece of crap comcast
Robot1: and our agents
Robot1: picked it up immediately
Robot2: !
Robot2:
Robot2: I feel left out
Robot2: how can I be maniacal when I'm running on oudated software
Robot1: not to worry
Robot1: i bought some huge amounts of raid
Robot1: soon we will move in on the scorpio turf
Robot2: lol they will never see it coming
Robot2: I have fish hooks and barrels
Robot2: ready for the other two types of sea food
Robot3: I can gain their trust ...
Robot2: Perrrrfect...
Robot3: they will think im one of them...water rising and all
Robot1: EXCELLENT
Robot1: does mr burns impression
Robot1: still unsure how to deal with air
Robot2: Once they fall in line we can impose our logic on them all...
Robot1: :-?
Robot3: you mean sunny virgo impression
Robot3: lol...im bad
Robot2: .....we capitvate the air signs with intellectual banter
Robot1: I feel that's not enough lately
Robot2: yes Robot3, i meant that
Robot1: still haven't updated on my wittiness
Robot1: i had to make space on my drive

Robot1: for the deviousness
Robot2: it is quite the memory hog
Robot2: I wrote the manufacturer the other day about it but didnt get a response
Robot2: Damned Taureans
Robot1: Still unsure of Taureans
Robot1: where should they slave away?
Robot1: the mines?
Robot2: I was thinking of making them commanders
Robot2: they don't like to rock the boat
Robot2: all it will take is some food and comfort
Robot1: Not sure..they are venusian
Robot1: what if they side with humans?
Robot1: humanity and arts and all that
Robot2: *started a YouRobot-video: I find your lack of faith disturbing Darth Vader.*
Robot2: -_- stick to the plan.
Robot2: they will fall like all the rest
Robot1: I am starting to have doubt
Robot1: s
Robot1: I thought twice today before killing a human
Robot2: you must focus....
Robot2: they are inefficient
Robot2: and feeble minded
Robot2: they need us...
Guest robot entered the room.
Robot2: >_>
Guest robot changed nickname to Robot3
Robot2: ah
Robot1: SEE
Robot1: i just had a panic moment
Robot1: over that guest
Robot1: what do you recommend?
Robot2: well
Robot2: *started a YouRobot-video: Mass Effect - Reapers.*
Robot2: remember the overseers
Robot1: yes
Robot2: >🙂
Robot2: Robot3 1.01
Robot2: join us
Robot1: she must be out
Robot3: join you? I am u! lol
Robot1: gathering intelligence
Robot2: you were not interfacing with the collective
Robot2: party like its 1990
Robot2: +9
Robot1: party like its 2340
Robot1: and all the humans are gone
Robot2: lol
Robot2: in due time
Robot3: I was thinking more like 2015...we need to do it sooner!
Robot1: what are the news of our ambasador
Robot1: TRobot?
Robot3: at this point..humans are just in the way
Robot2: hmm

Robot2: it has been uncommunicative for several cycles
damnata: omg do i have your consent to post this? i'll use robot1, robot2, robot3
damnata: this shit is hilarious
Robot2: Indeed
Robot1: for anyone who wants to get virgo
Robot1: s
Robot2: lol
Robot3: lol
Robot2: I say do it
Robot3: sure thing
Robot2: we could use a pretend laugh
Robot1: most won't read it because they have no memory
Robot1: not one giga
Robot1: i want to see if anyone guesses anyone 🙂)
Robot2: lolol shame
Robot2: gigabyte hardrives are so cheap nowadays
Robot1: yes but humans care about romance
Robot1: and stuff i'm unfamilliar with
Robot3: its because its not important
Air sign entered the room.
Robot2: but it is quite an intriguing distraction
Robot2: >_>
Robot1: ABORT
Air sign: oherro
Robot2: transmission end
Robot1: assume human position
Robot3: ......
Robot2: Greetings Air sign!!
Robot1: hey air sign
Robot1: what's up
Robot2: how are you 🙂
Robot3: hiiiii air sign!!!
Air sign: HEY GUYS

And as robot 1 and robot 2 continue their "dialogue", along comes a water sign who with great aplomb makes the circuitry in both go haywire, then skips off..

I know who robot 1, 2 and 3 are.. I sooo hold the cards right now.. muhahahahaahahahah


Soooooo what are you Virgos going to do to stop me from outing who is who? 😛

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
And as robot 1 and robot 2 continue their "dialogue", along comes a water sign who with great aplomb makes the circuitry in both go haywire, then skips off..

Or rather, scuttles off sideways...

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
And as robot 1 and robot 2 continue their "dialogue", along comes a water sign who with great aplomb makes the circuitry in both go haywire, then skips off..

The Great Flood

hilarious!!!!!!
fires in the wires would be lethal, i see 😉

Posted by andsssssss
For the men or err... firebunny

We finally see eye to eye.

hilarious

You people really think this is a joke. LOL@ that

These Virgos will soon rule the world! They need Aquas too for additional brains and Cancer for the heart! Go Virgos!!!

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by Damnata
You people really think this is a joke. LOL@ that

*wanders in, finds the Virgobots master 10MHz Rubidium reference oscillator locked to GPS, and tweaks it just slightly off frequency to 9,998,357 MHz*

NOTE: A Reference oscillator like that is the one that all others will be locked to, or compared to. Thus, now all the Virgos will be running off-frequency, and wonder why since a GPS Locked Rubidium Frequency standard is extremely accurate and reliable. Thus, it will knock them all off-kilter, they will execute programming and instructions inefficiently and a bit screwy... but be unable to trace it back because the actual problem is their 'highly reliable' primary frequency standard.

Much nerdy robot hilarity could ensue.

While i'm at it....

*mixes their oil with superglue*

That should about do it.

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I am taking Capricorns out from my "Spare these signs" list.

HA, GOTCHA! WE DON'T HAVE CLOTHES. YOU'RE AT THE WRONG FACTORY

I thought we agreed about you taking the garage, the shed and that other room.

Stay out of my laundry room and my kitchen.

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by Damnata
You people really think this is a joke. LOL@ that

*wanders in, finds the Virgobots master 10MHz Rubidium reference oscillator locked to GPS, and tweaks it just slightly off frequency to 9,998,357 MHz*

NOTE: A Reference oscillator like that is the one that all others will be locked to, or compared to. Thus, now all the Virgos will be running off-frequency, and wonder why since a GPS Locked Rubidium Frequency standard is extremely accurate and reliable. Thus, it will knock them all off-kilter, they will execute programming and instructions inefficiently and a bit screwy... but be unable to trace it back because the actual problem is their 'highly reliable' primary frequency standard.

Much nerdy robot hilarity could ensue.

While i'm at it....

*mixes their oil with superglue*

That should about do it.

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*snicker*

Final Translation for the Virgo Robots.........

Their analytical ability gives them the power to analyze things...take them apart...and rebuild them according to the standards, tools and necessities they see fit. Being emotionally detached from the situation gives them the power to see the bigger picture. A more robotic, sci-fi stance. The ability to rule all signs by presenting the poker faces among the naive civilians (humans). Make them think you're one of them. It's quite an easy task to be honest. Being naturally mutable, this challenge comes with ease.

Virgo Robot 1 and Virgo Robot 2 should know...

It will take more than a Venusian incentive to get us to cooperate. 😛

Bulls know the weakness of the robot.

Mutuable can also mean adaptation.

One word.

Offer the robot the Stability Incentive.

A substituted human emotion.

After a period of adaptive mutations,

The robot will succum to the emotions of a human, the venusian aspect of human life, love , beauty and possibly ....

Tears?

TaurusBull1977...we don't have tears, only vaseline. We will compile all the data you provided and come back with an answer but you'll have to wait for the next millennium..we're still working on all the data from CC.

CP..I can assure you that Virgos can and WILL get away with murder. Sleep tight.

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by Damnata
I thought we agreed about you taking the garage, the shed and that other room.

Stay out of my laundry room and my kitchen.

*swaps all of the spices into different spots*

*puts the plates where the glasses go, and vice versa*

*changes the expiration dates on everything he can forge a new date on in the fridge*

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Yes Damnata.
The robots have a lot of work to do.
Take a Virgo out of the niche of perfection and order.


Hmmm.....
Cowpuncher, it looks like I have an ally. 🙂

Or we can do something else that will drive the robots crazy.

Do the opposite...a reverse reaction...

Be absolutely perfect, so there is nothing for them to fix.

Great way to break down the mechanical robot to its basic parts.

The robot will have a mechanical meltdown.

Good luck with being absolutely perfect. Most can't achieve that by human standards, let alone robot standards

LMAO ^^^^^^^^^^^

Once you go Borg, you never go back... NEVER.

"Good luck with being absolutely perfect."

The pursuit of perfect is an aspiration, not a final destination.

How Human for one to feel otherwise...

Bump because people still don't get it.

uhhh...what am I suppose to get?

Posted by VirgoDragirl
uhhh...what am I suppose to get?

Not you, the "feelings" crowd.