Cafe Cabras (under new management) (Page 2)

*scribbles directions to the local ChiHop on a napkin and hands it to bling*

there is one by the wig shoppe in picadilly square...

HAHAHAA

where did you find that pic of my dad!!!—?

okay

I think I need you to tuck me too sb...

*eyes get big and glossy*

sb

you can't let bling fall asleep...

he is t*rd sitting 2nite 🙂

*JP walks in through a service side door.*

Damn chupa-koala-cabra-things. Why don't they just get a cat? I swear, if it eats my elephant sized strap-on I'll kill it!! I thought DB trained it to lock all the doors. Any idiot can get in. Like those Virgo101 people.

*goes into the kitchen and makes herself a bloody mary. Puts extra celery sticks in for nutritional value*

Don't know why this place is closed on Sundays. Nobody goes to church anyway. Sure hope it's opened tomorrow, though. I have a set of butt beads I want to feed that damn koalachupa-lupa thing.

All right, I don't really hate koalachupa. He just needs more training. And a flea bath. But he needs to leave the sex toys alone. Schoen, can't you train him to eat capricorns instead? I have a capdoll a voodoo priestess made me in New Orleans. It's a capricorn holding all it's hard earned money. White knuckles and all. It works, too. Everytime I try to pry a dollar bill out of it's hand, my boyfriend starts yelling that his wallet is on fire. It's the cutest thing!!!!!

*JP grabs a feather duster and tries to clean all the google ads out of the cafe*

How did all these ads get in here? You know, it all started when DB brought koalacabra into the cafe! Did you check the credentials of the previous koalacabra owner? Something is suspicious here.

AS for the virgo 101, I'm getting tired of fake people that have to be annoying to get attention b/c they have no unique character of their own...

have to be annoying to get attention...

well it gets annoying after a while on this site when no one responds to you. Being annoyed for a while makes you mad. And being mad makes you do crazy things. This website is like coming into a place with pre established groups and no one is nice enough to let you into one. My behavior is a result of this...ah but what the hell it is not like anyone is going to care...

no unique character of their own...

What? Do you think I stole my personality from someone else? Well DB you remind me of every a*shole I've ever met. I guess you aren't unique either.

Hey DB, go to the scorp board. Read the Island. I have you and Elliot campaigning for Island leader. What would your slogan be?

Schoen, will you be my hutmate?

BTW, do you guys hear someone talking?

Agree with Bling. I didn't think our cafe was located close to the ghetto, so how did it get here? Bus? Drive-by?

What's up sb?

*Walks into cafe*

Good afternoon everyone.

*She sits at a table happy to have gotten away from her apartment and her barbaric brothers who are at this moment messing up the once clean place.*

Yes 😢

A taurus and virgo

Sorry I have to go. See you later.

(see the odd scene in the cafe as she walks through the door.)

Did I return at a bad time?

Taurus and a Virgo—? Damn!
So what do you do Random?

To answer your question sb I tell at them that they need to clean up, then I resort to screaming while I throw pillows at them, but they just laugh. So this afternoon, while they went out, I took all their trash,mess, and dirty clothes from around the house and put it into the spare bedroom where they are staying. Of course they were mad when they returned but like I care. I wanted to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Everything is alright this evening, they brought some wine and a movie home. Tyring to make amends. And I hate to say that it is slowly working. 😉

But then they would get together and then pounce on me.

What signs were they?

A Capricorn, Scorpio and a Pisces...fighting...just doesn't make sense...that right there is suppose to be a good group...

Its because the boards are slow...well I think so...later on tonight they will be buzzing and you will never be the message hanging on.

are you a student btw—

Grad student going on her third year.

The only way to make it in the world today is to have a degree. The higher it is the more money you will make.

But of course you would not understand such a concept.

Virgo101, You are boring and pathetic...move to another thread that may enlighten your arrogant self...

Yeah ok...

I know your trying to type one handed...

Yes and not excuse me while I go wash my hands. 😢

*now

Its been fun guys...

Its to bad that you don't like me DB we could be the best of friends.

Bye bling 😉

you love me....

do you think I do?

*JP staggers in smelling of liquor and chlorine. Sees Bling laying on the floor, passed out.*

That looks like a good idea. Think I'll finish off my drunk next to Bling.

*Falls to the floor next to Bling.*

*Snoring like a chainsaw*

I heard drinking cockatails while sitting in the hottub intensifies a drunk.

I proved that theory right last night!

No, no more water!!!!! Had enough. Need Jack in the box tacos!!!!

I typed cocktail, why did it change my word to chickentail?

*JP looks around the room mystified.*

ALIENS—!!!!

I WANTED TO SAY C*O*C*K*T*A*I*L!!!!!!!!!

Change that Mr.Man!!!!

Thanks DB.

*blows out sigh of relief*

I'm laying off the liquor for a day.

Hi sb. What's shakin, bacon?

I read a book once. Had something to do with ham and green.

Exams. . unfortunately

whatcha going to school for?

*rolls over and moans.*

Why am I sleeping next to Bling? And why is he in his underwear? Did I..........? No, Bling wasn't at the party last night.

*phew*

Look at all of his bumfluff curling out of his boxers! I bet when he farts they look like party favors!

DB, will you make me some Jack in the Box tacos? I need grease!! And have that koalathing get me some aspirin, please.

UUMMMM...Thank you.

Don't know. Just wanna play I guess. I'm not drinking tonight, though. Nope, coming straight home.

Good Evening 🙂

So I just finished reading this very...interesting...thread.

I thought the breakfast club had five...excuse my being techincal.

Hello sb,

Nice to see you drop by.....

I only came in to deliever a message to the teacher in charge of detention. Us Virgos would NEVER dare to get detention. To get a slash on my record...I could just die. 😉

Ha, that was lame.

I was trying to keep in spirit of the Breakfast Club.

*schoene opens the cafe door and is ambushed by crickets...a deep sense of desolation spreads through her soul*

I guess "breakfast club" means we meet in the MORNING.

However, I really don't think I can be the ONLY one craving a mocha frappo at 1:30am...

Hey Schoen......

What's up girlfriend?

🙂

thanks for the kisses!

now- how bout a frothy mocha?

*looks at koalacabrasa*

I could eat that baby for breakky...

*baby kissy starts to cry*


okay- where in the hell is the breakfaast club anyway??

any chocolate covered crickets...

hmmm

*starts to pick up a cricket but koalacabras snatches it first*

sorry- I had to go for a sec

I didn't mean to leave ya with the chocolate crickets db

I'm also passively looking for furniture online

IKEA

BAYBEEEE

gotta love that edgy, modern eurotrash furniture!

ooh I know

is raining now and it was nice to sleep to but...