
I'm Kiss Your Bobs
@MidAtBest
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@virgoOPPP
Posted by Stardustmoppedi'm torn between letting them continue this conversation or have a bomb go off somewhere to escalate the drama.Posted by virgoOPPP
Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"
And then…
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Posted by StardustmoppedOh you should share please
Lolol I love this.
I don’t think I can post mine. They’re all inspired by real experiences and then everyone will see how I flirt in real life 🥴
Posted by StardustmoppedThanks for quoting! This is beautifulPosted by virgoOPPP
Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"
And then…
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Posted by MidAtBest
@woolylabia was out on a jovial lunch date with firebunny one sunny day long ago. The date was platonic, but a fiery longing raged inside of ands. The breeze in the Philippines was comforting, and softly caressed his dick and balls in a way that exacerbated the arousal that had already been brewing gazing upon firebunny's winsome smile. He looked down, made eye contact with bunny coyly through his lashes, and caressed his water bottle softly up and down the shaft, then did so in a more passionate thrust creating a lusty crescendo. Firebunny's eyes widened in his possibly Prednisone- ravaged moon face, fog from his sweat developing inside his glasses. He moved his foot forward to cup ands' in a way inviting more.
Posted by WoolyLabiaHere is one that’s actually canon lol
The smell of blue cheese permeated the bedroom. Are you up Hydorah asked KimboSlice.. I loved your post about that DXPer baby. I was so turned on when you called them fat. I know you were you dirty old man. Now come back to bed before I go online again.
*Jed watches in the corner*
Do I miss heavyentertainmentshow he thought to himself. Nope I’m straight. Have to do hard drugs to forget being butt sexxxed as a teen now. Oh well.
Posted by Walk_on_byI can already hear that Chinese lady with no lips heavy breathing
For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent
Posted by Stardustmoppedright? but there's always this:
Men ruin everything. Now I’ll never get to read a dxp enemies to lovers
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
Posted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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Staind 🤣
I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedI hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write aboutPosted by MidAtBestPosted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.
Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedThis is going to be a slam dunk lol, spitting in my mouth is a good sign. You won’t run out of saliva even after explaining to me what the 1% is. When you inevitably fail to make me orgasm, I’ll hear “my pilates body from 2006 would make you cum!” Then you’ll start crying when I tell you giving other senior citizens blowjobs in the sauna isn’t a workout. Keep your tears for lubricant. Label the bottle “Wal-Mart Romz”
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
Posted by MidAtBestEven without a shower she wouldn’t look as greasy as you do in an Armani suit you can’t afford.Posted by Stardustmopped
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
he's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.click to expand
Posted by KimboSliceNgl valid 😰 I looked greasy in the pic and after the back-to-back tattoos skipped an appalling number of showersPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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Even without a shower she wouldn’t look as greasy as you do in an Armani suit you can’t afford.
That’s because you haven’t taken it off since it arrived at your house, getting fired for bad hygiene and diarrhea lol.click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedYes darling, before Clerks 2 was in color I bet there were cave drawings out there of this so called pilates bod.Posted by KimboSlicePosted by StardustmoppedThis is going to be a slam dunk lol, spitting in my mouth is a good sign. You won’t run out of saliva even after explaining to me what the 1% is. When you inevitably fail to make me orgasm, I’ll hear “my pilates body from 2006 would make you cum!” Then you’ll start crying when I tell you giving other senior citizens blowjobs in the sauna isn’t a workout. Keep your tears for lubricant. Label the bottle “Wal-Mart Romz”
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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Good job baby. Instagram wasn’t released until 2010 though, so you have me thirst trapping the Pilates bod too soon.click to expand
Posted by ShamalamadingdongmcshlongAnd it's BPD moon, they say
Scorpio moons have the most hostile flirting tactics.
Posted by Walk_on_bydxp needs more tani, send your PayPal/venmo/cashapp & ill purchase your service
For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent
Posted by MidAtBest😂 funny, I’m actually hanging with the ex libra tonight and doing umm well other things. My excuse is I’m drunk.Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestI’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.Posted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
click to expand
I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
click to expand
click to expand
Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”
click to expand
I hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write about
maybe @xyzabc? and her libra ex lore
and/or the Sancho/MadHatter/Pisco love triangle xDclick to expand
Posted by xyzabcawww im jealous fr I think im gonna start drinking too. have fun babe 🔥Posted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedI hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write aboutPosted by MidAtBestI’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.Posted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
click to expand
I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
click to expand
click to expand
Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”
click to expand
maybe @xyzabc? and her libra ex lore
and/or the Sancho/MadHatter/Pisco love triangle xD
click to expand
😂 funny, I’m actually hanging with the ex libra tonight and doing umm well other things. My excuse is I’m drunk.click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)click to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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What is "tussisophilia"?
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me much less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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something that makes me even less than midclick to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbhclick to expand
Posted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
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That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to shareclick to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
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That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
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every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and downclick to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestSounds like you wanna be that prostitute.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣click to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker🤣 no, if I was ill with a partner I'd rather it be someone I have a relationship of sorts with where they actually care. that's not to say im against sex work, but it would never arouse mePosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
Sounds like you wanna be that prostitute.click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestI understand the appeal of arousal in a nonsexual environment. Those porn scenes on a train or bus, of a woman getting touched up, getting more and more turned on before eventually getting penetrated just accepting it. Getting fucked whilst everyone around them ignores it does something very primal to me.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestI mean in a fantasy way, not as an occupation.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestSounds like you wanna be that prostitute.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
click to expand
🤣 no, if I was ill with a partner I'd rather it be someone I have a relationship of sorts with where they actually care. that's not to say im against sex work, but it would never arouse meclick to expand
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerstrictly coughing. its funny because everyone knows of the sneeze fetish (I dont have btw) but the cough videos perform much better yet no one knows about it. I'm not attracted to myself coughing unless its with a bf and im remembering him like touching my tits and waist gently during and sweet treatment, staring at me.Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
I understand the appeal of arousal in a nonsexual environment. Those porn scenes on a train or bus, of a woman getting touched up, getting more and more turned on before eventually getting penetrated just accepting it. Getting fucked whilst everyone around them ignores it does something very primal to me.
See I shared something so you can be less cringed.
Is it strictly coughing then? Someone lass sweating with fever getting her pussy eaten isn't doing anything for you?click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedThank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
You’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.click to expand
Posted by MidAtBest😂😂😂😂😂😂Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestYou’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
click to expand
Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"click to expand
Posted by StardustmoppedIt's a childhood-induced paraphilia that requires authenticity for me and for it not to be forced at all. No vocalization during either (yk how ppl will yell while coughing, hate that)Posted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedThank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"Posted by MidAtBestYou’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
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the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
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Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
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this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
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It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
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Is role playing an option? Or is it just a very niche fetish that requires authenticity?click to expand
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