S'NOT FAIR!
This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by Jwalker on Thursday, April 19, 2007 and has 4 replies.
YOU MADE ME TRIP
I BIT MY LIP
AND BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE!
MY SHIRT GOT STAINED
AND WHEN IT RAINED
I STRIPPED TO UNDERWEAR!
AND THEN A COP
JUST 'HAD' TO STOP
AND SEE ME STANDING THERE!
I JUST EXPLAINED
THE BLOOD AND RAIN,
BUT HE JUST DIDN'T CARE!
HE SPLIT YOUR LIP
AND MADE YOU STRIP
IN FRONT OF THE TOWN SQUARE!
AND AS FOR ME
I HAD TO PEE
I LAUGHED SO HARD, I SWEAR!
THEN HE LET YOU GO
AND NOW YOU KNOW
THAT LIFE JUST INSN'T FAIR
I BIT MY LIP
AND BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE!
MY SHIRT GOT STAINED
AND WHEN IT RAINED
I STRIPPED TO UNDERWEAR!
AND THEN A COP
JUST 'HAD' TO STOP
AND SEE ME STANDING THERE!
I JUST EXPLAINED
THE BLOOD AND RAIN,
BUT HE JUST DIDN'T CARE!
HE SPLIT YOUR LIP
AND MADE YOU STRIP
IN FRONT OF THE TOWN SQUARE!
AND AS FOR ME
I HAD TO PEE
I LAUGHED SO HARD, I SWEAR!
THEN HE LET YOU GO
AND NOW YOU KNOW
THAT LIFE JUST INSN'T FAIR
Thanks Archer
signed,
The Governor
signed,
The Governor
archer who is the next head of france?
Dear Archer,
In response to your most recent correspondence:
#1 Okay, we will make your son Jack head of the annual cattle drive that goes from the halls of Montezooma to the shores of Tripoli. I will personally see Jack off on the train to Montazooma.
#2 In light of your generous contribution to my power trip (uh..campaign), I will see that your husband is given a spot on "Face The Nation" to debate "re-facing" of a town.
(HOWEVER:You can forget 3 Bilion for any damn project unless you contribute 25% or better)! This is a prerequsite.
#3 Seeing that you have "friends" in sicily, I will grant you this. However, I would like you to know that my mother won't like it very much since she's already picked out a room on the 15th floor.(Her lucky number). Also in light of the afore mentioned friendship, you may have ANY money for ANY project you wish. (S'not mine anyway). Tell your daughter she will now have to wear SPF#20 sunscreen as I will put up a 10 story bank with mirrored construction. Cheers to you and yours!
Yours Truly,
and without remorse,
Governor,
J.Walker
In response to your most recent correspondence:
#1 Okay, we will make your son Jack head of the annual cattle drive that goes from the halls of Montezooma to the shores of Tripoli. I will personally see Jack off on the train to Montazooma.
#2 In light of your generous contribution to my power trip (uh..campaign), I will see that your husband is given a spot on "Face The Nation" to debate "re-facing" of a town.
(HOWEVER:You can forget 3 Bilion for any damn project unless you contribute 25% or better)! This is a prerequsite.
#3 Seeing that you have "friends" in sicily, I will grant you this. However, I would like you to know that my mother won't like it very much since she's already picked out a room on the 15th floor.(Her lucky number). Also in light of the afore mentioned friendship, you may have ANY money for ANY project you wish. (S'not mine anyway). Tell your daughter she will now have to wear SPF#20 sunscreen as I will put up a 10 story bank with mirrored construction. Cheers to you and yours!
Yours Truly,
and without remorse,
Governor,
J.Walker
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