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Posted by nanobotBut I'm not lying. I don't even care whether you wanted to sleep with me or not. I'm just saying things as they are. I am not even affected about that poonslayer image you say I'm trying to project. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE YOUR ACCUSATIONS THAT I'M A LIAR.Posted by firebunnyPosted by Ixion
....The height of desperation is to argue about whether or not someone wanted you...especially if they are saying very clearly in the present tense that they don't want you now and don't want to engage further...what "win" can possibly be had by arguing to the contrary?
Easy reason: she's calling me a liar. I'm not lying. No, I don't have the propensity to lie. Virgo is the sign of TRUTH.
You are a liar and you're pathetic. You're trying to make yourself seem cool at my expense by telling people I wanted to have sex with you and I NEVER said even anything remotely like that.
You're reaching so hard to try to make your delusions real, to convince yourself you're some dxp-slayer and that you matter in any way, but unfortunately for you, saying something is true doesn't automatically make it trueclick to expand
Why would I even care to lie about you wanting to sleep with me? That's just dumb. I don't have time for that. I don't say things out of nowhere. I always have basis for saying things.
I just greeted you a happy birthday and nowhere ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE in my opening post did I say anything about you wanting to sleep with me but here you are arguing with me about a matter already lengthily discussed and has long been concluded.
You cannot convince me that you didn't want to sleep with me. Of course, you'll deny that no matter what. In fact, the more you deny it, the more I am convinced that you wanted my dick so badly but had no bucks to fly to the Philippines.
Posted by VenusianCartelOnly child?Posted by LadyNeptuneAll for it but I am afraid of the actual operationPosted by VenusianCartelLol @ youPosted by LadyNeptuneProbably a bad idea to rawdog thenPosted by VenusianCartelPosted by LadyNeptuneShe left junk food 😐
Lol you screwed. She moved in bro, game over for you.
She's nesting. You may as well start picking out names for ands jr.
I will call my spawn Poonslayer Chan boy or girl
The kinda girl that leaves cheese curls in a guys place definately carries a safety pin on her.
Serious question...How do you feel about a vasectomy?
Rabbit said it was painful af
I also asked my parents once like when I was 22
They said no lolclick to expand
Posted by VenusianCartelLol @ youPosted by LadyNeptuneProbably a bad idea to rawdog thenPosted by VenusianCartelPosted by LadyNeptuneShe left junk food 😐
Lol you screwed. She moved in bro, game over for you.
She's nesting. You may as well start picking out names for ands jr.
I will call my spawn Poonslayer Chan boy or girlclick to expand
The kinda girl that leaves cheese curls in a guys place definately carries a safety pin on her.
Serious question...How do you feel about a vasectomy?
Just go full nerd and work vampires into the convo, then drop a line about how you're known as bunny the poonslayer and cup your nuts.
Posted by strudelPosted by AndalusiaPosted by cookiem0nster
Given that they are always seeking to better themselves, does this make them susceptible to being prized away from their partners?
What are the signs of a relationship that's waning and that you can go in for the kill?
What the fuck? Go 'in for the kill'? Like a hunter? Are you looking to mount her? ..... On your mantel? Have you set up outposts and dressed in camo, so as not to startle her?
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