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I’ll be so glad when this retrograde is over. Me and the bf are bickering fools these days.

I’m like cancer. I go dormant for month, sometimes years. You think you’ll stay in remission but next thing you know, I’m stage 4 and you’re terminal. I make all my moves based on a bulletproof strategy.

My neighbors smoke INSIDE and they’re not supposed to. I can smell it. Guess they’re getting a nice FULL BLOWN concert this morning.

The merc retro must have me depressed 😒

that awkward moment when your coworker has to use your computer and "phone sex erotica" is pulled up. fak.

I feel like I’m everyone’s showpony sometimes. It’s exhausting. I feel like when someone asks me to do something, sometimes I should just say no and not explain myself. I’m sinking into one of those antisocial moods.

Why don’t you like me like the other boys do? They stare at me while I stare at you.

I’m so over everything and everyone today. Like... fuck off. Lol. None of y’all. But real life peeps.

I’m done with chasing my cap guy. Too inconsistent. Nexxxxxxxxt!

Lmfaooooooo dude is pissed. I pulled up now there’s 3 more cars in line. Before there weren’t any.

Dude working the drive thru looks like Michael Myers on Halloween... and he sucks at his job. I pulled up and no one said anything so I called them. 🤣🤣🤣

Been sitting here trying to not think about food but oh well... on my way to get junk. 😔