"I'm a Pisces so I let my tumultuous emotions override all logic. J/k. I'm extremely cynical and I'd love to blame all of it on my insecurities as a human being but I'd much rather blame it on humanity as a whole. Yes, that's right, all of you suck! Oh yeah, and I guess I should mention that I'm a dirty lesbo but not of the man-hating variety. In fact, I'd much rather hang out with my male friends than my female friends (gay or straight) because there's less drama. Women have a tendency to screw each other over a lot and as a feminist, I'm not down with that. I know, I know...I'm a total contradiction."