Step 1. Go to: www.google.com
Step 2. Type in the word failure.
Step 3. Instead of clicking "Google search" click on "I'm feeling lucky"
Uncanny, isn't it? *smiles*
P.S.- Forgive me if this is so "outdated" and "everyone knows about it." It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share.
Peace...
"Dude, get the out of here with that psuedo martyr bullbutter. I know you don't forgive a goddamn soul. If I were saying this to your face, woul you tell me to A) off or B) Start praying for my soul. I suspect that it woud be option A)"
Dude, what's with all the bitterness?
For the record, I'd do neither. We water signs can sense when someone has a constant astrological chip on their shoulder and we'd prefer to stay far away from them as possible. And I thought water signs were the moody lil bitches of zodiac...sheesh...some of you take this astrological shit way too seriously.
Branh, I forgive you for being so judgemental as it is a universal human trait and can't be pinned down to signs. I know you can't help it.
"They supposedly have compassion and sympathey. My point is that their actions show otherwise"
Question: why would anyone of any sign in their right mind want to show "compassion and sympathy" towards someone so damn judgemental? Just wondering...
"regardless of sign,she was being nice to try and get in your panties!!!!
and now she's being a mardy arse because she can't go 'lickety-split' !!!!!"
Just because you think with your dick don't assume all lesbians do.
"and to say we're homophobic is a little silly really,
everyone gets the beats,stop yourself out, you had your turn mid 90-early 00's........"
So people actually find you funny? I give up...
P.S.- AD was a good show. May it R.I.P.
No, you're right...I've never once witnessed Yama and antibling being homophobic on here...EVER.
"You make a pejorative judgement call based on no actual information, but prejudice."
Ok...if you believe your own bullshit here, I guess I should too, huh?
"Prejudice?"
You're fuckin' hilarious...please don't throw that word around unless you've actually experienced it. Thank you kindly and good day.
"Are you sure about that? You sound somewhat snotty..."
Yes, I'm very sure of that. I've been humilated enough times in my life to know what being humble really means.
The only reason I sound "snotty" is because you probably place yourself on pedestal. An ego is such a terrible thing to waste....
"So what would you rather talk about ???"
Anything but "pleasantries."
You're in England, right? What's with your moniker? You sound so cool being so ironic...
"If you are determined enough you can learn a lot from anyone, even stupid people."
I've met enough stupid people for a lifetime and I think I need not meet anymore. A) They're stupid and B)I'm not as egotistical as most people where I feel the need to surround myself with stupid people in order to feel somehow superior.
"Perhaps even especially from stupid people."
The only thing I've ever learned from stupid people is how so very easy it is for them to get by. Congratulations to them all...
"You speak as if you aren't on DXP..."
No, I'm very much here. Thought I'd utilize all the _______ space...
Why I joined this forum is beyond me. Some of you have your moments but the majority of the time I can't help but be bored out of my mind. No offense, but I've had better convos with walls. Love/hate, what are ya gonna do, right?
Next: you're going to tell me "disco is for fags," right? Can't wait...you DXP folk are all so very interesting...
Eww...someone mentioned Korn...
Abba only sucks because most people have it embedded in their heads that they suck. They're actually quite good. Take a chance! :::runs off to watch Muriel's Wedding:::
I've only met one "pro" and she just so happened to be a Taurus. It sort of makes sense when you think about it.
Pisces? Most of us would rather beg for change than reduce ourselves to such lengths. It's true. We probably would make the best whores but unfortunately a lot of us actually care enough about ourselves to where we'd never stoop so low. I know, it's all so very hard to believe... 
Wow...the questions on these boards are so very profound. It's no wonder I gag everytime I attempt to reply...:::rolls eyes::: "I got news for you, BranMan: the world runs on Machiavellianism. Get used to it."
Apathy wins everytime...
"But why this referendum?"
Shh...it's controversial. He needs this forum to feed his ego...
Just admit it! You're obsessed with queers! Get used to it...he obviously has.
"He did change his tune later though, didn't he?"
Yeah, well, I can't help but be thankful that the douchebag came through in the nick o' time...we're all blessed because of it...:::rolls eyes::: Thank you America! Seriously...thank YOUA
"Ray Nagin is a huge crook."
No shit, huh? Most politicians are. Tell me something I don't know.
"New Orleans was a cesspool and a mismanaged city before Katrina."
Once again, tell me something I don't know. I'm assuming the ATL is quite quaint when it comes to politics?
"Bottomline, Nagin did have money to build the levies, as to what he did with the money is anybody's guess."
Oh really?! And how, sir, would you know about that? Nagin's a crook; no doubt but New Orleans didn't drown because of just one man. It was the result of three decades of ignorance by both the federal government and the A.C.O.E (who can't be held acountable for anything which is rather a shame).
What pissed me off more than anything while watching my people drown was Bush, Blanco, and Nagin all playing the "blame game" (wasting time) while my people were fuckin' dying.
The way I see it, all forms of government fucked up and have a lot to deal with when comes to "blood on their hands." Why Nagin got re-elected is beyond me. He's a fuckin' clown not unlike George W.
"But Bush is more of a convient blame, since obviously no one wants to touch a two-faced corrupt shyster like Nagin."
Um... I place blame on all involved because ALL fucked up! But when it comes specifically to Bush, yeah, he's the mofo worst president there is and he deserves all the blame he can get. Fuckin deplorable...
"he also seems mosagonistic, a hatred, which is created from fear."
You meant "misogynistic," right?
I don't think branh hates women. I think he's just been fucked over enough times to the point where he can tell the difference between a liar and someone who's being honest. And what's so wrong with that? Most people are full of shit and those who are honest have no trouble in outing them.
"partially, proves my meaning."
Huh? And what was your "meaning" exactly? That everything that happens in this world is either a black or white issue and there is no grey area in between? Wow...I really wish I lived in your cozy lil nook of the world. 
Nope...Bush really doesn't give a shit about black people. In fact, he doesn't give a shit about anyone except for himself. Typical Cancer.
Way to vote America! And re-electing Ray Nagin was the best thing that could've ever happened to NOLA post-Katrina! Two thumbs up for total douchebags in power!
"But I feel justice prevails in the end, and I do think these people set themselves up for a life of estrangements, mistrust, and lonliness."
Ha...amen, preacher...
Ridiculous. As a lesbian, I'll have you know I have quite a few close heterosexual female friends that I've never once thought about hooking up with. Not all lesbians are trying to get into a straight girl's pants just like not all guys believe they can make a dyke like dick. Well, actually, the jury may still be out on the latter. :::rolls eyes::: F*ckin' generalizations...
"AND WE ARE OFF THE CHAIN."
Hmmm...I hope you kids don't get lost now!
"DO YOU FEEL THAT POWER???"
Mmmhmm...I do. It's like being a vegetarian and having a gun held to your head while someone forces you to snap into a Slim Jim. Eww...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! "P*ssy" by Lords of Acid...gets straight to the heart of the matter. 
friggin' metrosexuals! 
...you all sound like a bunch "Sex in the City-watching" Librans. How ironic...:-)
I don't know many Scorpios but my ex-bestfriend who's a Virgo with a Scorpio moon is a total pathological liar. The saddest part is the majority of the time she lies about the most asinine things. You should hear some of the excuses she's given her bosses in order to get out of work. In fact, she got fired once for getting caught in one of her famous "get out of work" lies.
meh, certain aspects but not really. It seems as though most sites make us out to be insecure pussies but we're really not. I mean, no more than the next sign/person. In fact, some sites make us seem like we're more sensitive than Cancers which for myself, isn't at all true. I can be sensitive but at the same time I know how to stick up for myself when I feel I'm being dicked around. Maybe it's because I've had years of experience in putting up with people's bullshit to the point where I've grown thicker skin. Who knows...
This shit is absurd! I found out about this like three weeks to a month ago. It's insane and inhumane the steps both the U.S. and the UK are taking to invade one's privacy. It's sickening to say the least.
No sex. I'd rather be orgasmically stimulated in any other form than revert back to "bad sex." Some people have no effin' clue how to please one another...it's sad, really...
"pisces girls got genius in their pants...you know thats true"
Gee-kron, you are correct. My clit is a genius. In fact, it's dickheads like you that make my lil raving Simone go "beep, beep, beep." And Har Mar too...
I just don't give a fuck...
...because we'd all rather be masturbating or reading a good book.
I'm a Pisces with a Libran moon and I can't even begin to tell you how much me, myself and I all adore one another. Thanks for asking!
Toodles... Aww...Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one!
You Are a Mermaid
You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are.
While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need.
Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.
You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone
Do a search entitled "queer astrology" and you'll come up with a couple of sites. None of them are super-detailed but there are some sites that are are geared towords us homos.