"I'm about half Pisces, half Cap (rising). Imagine that... a practical dreamer. I'm absolutely full of energy and enthusiasm for... just about anything. Ever see someone get uuber excited because they found something out of the ordinary? I'm an easily amused easy-going smartass with no shame who can and will crack jokes about anything and everything. I'm not fazed by much of anything and there's not a thing you could say or do that would take me by surprise. I suppose I'm just a dependably unpredictable malleable pragmatic. Try to follow the equation. (Pisces+Capricorn>3 Fish+1 goat=Surf'n'Turf!) I am one in a million, and will be the greatest adventure of your life. The world is my oyster-give me time and I shall make a pearl!"